Palutena's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Being a goddess gives you things that have advantages over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena farted, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow. 5 years of Palutena farts!

6. Chapter 6

"I'll show you to fart in my presence, ugly!" Viridi complained as she slapped Palutena across the face.

Palutena gasped as she farted loudly, rubbing her sore right face cheek as she growled. "Oh, so you want a cat fight, huh?" Palutena slapped Viridi back across the face. "Well, let's see you put up a fight!"

Viridi growled as she grabbed her staff, hitting Palutena right on the head. Palutena snatched Viridi's staff, placing it right in between her butt cheeks as she farted loudly on it, causing the wood to wither. Viridi screamed in horror as she placed both of her hands on her face, with the Eggplant Wizard having a laughing fit.

"No! My staff!" Viridi cried as tears began to form in her eyes. She growled as she shook her arms with rage, tears falling from her face as she was ready to fight back. "So, you just can't resist stinking up this beautiful planet, huh?"

Palutena folded her arms as she stuck out her tongue, letting out another rotten tuba toot. "Nothing you can do about it, shorty."

"Oh, nothing huh?" Viridi taunted as she grabbed Palutena and stuffed her in between her butt cheeks, letting out an even worse, more raunchy poot. "Well, have a taste of your own medicine, fart face!"

Eggplant Wizard's jaw dropped so much, it broke off. Viridi farted again, this time making it as rotten as possible to torture Palutena, who flailed her arms and tossed her legs as she released high pitched squeaky poots in an attempt to call for help.