Chapter 6 WWE's Singing Sensation

Barrett had hardly finished declaring his Bad news when the door flung open, and Vince strolled in, holding onto Triple H's Wrestlemania opponent, the famous Sting.

Needless to say it was really hard for Triple H to get his hands on the vigilante considering his father-in-law was leaning on him for support.

"I approve the dare!" The chairman declared happily. "Do it or you're fired! Its...best for business, as the great man said...but I can't remember his name now."

Triple H just stared at Vince, stunned, unsure how to respond to being praised and insulted in the same sentence.

Vince gestured at Sting. "Oh, and this is Hunty's best friend, by the way," he introduced, "Stingie."

"Dad," Stephanie began carefully, "Have you taken your medication today?"

It all made sense to Aria now. No wonder Vince McMahon – the chairman – called her and said he was very much interested in this show of hers.

Vince turned to his daughter. "Sweetheart, are you having fun with Aria and all your little friends?" he asked.

Stephanie blinked in shock. He was talking to her as if she was still a...toddler. "I wouldn't call it fun. But Dad, are you sure you're okay?"

Vince turned back to Aria. "I hope you can handle babysitting my daughter and the rest of the scamps! Good luck!"

And with that the Chairman was gone.

"Welcome Sting," Aria said warmly, gesturing at the guest couches.

Sting took a seat next to Roman, his dark eyes never leaving Hunter's hazel ones.

"Now it makes sense!" Cena chuckled. "Vince thinks Aria's running a day care, not hosting a show."

"I never told him that!" Aria said quickly. "Now on to Cybella's Chibis, and then we'll do I am the true WarriorXY2's dare for the Authority."

I have a question for Dean. Do you watch the "Chibi Happy Scary Dean Ambrose" videos on youtube?

I dare Stephanie McMahon to put on a blindfold and sniff another player's feet. See if you can identify them by smell alone.

Cybella

"We finished the Chibi one," Seth said quickly. "Dean answered the question, remember?"

Aria sighed. "Unfortunately. And Stephanie..."

"I will do no such thing!" she shouted. "I am Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, one of the principal owners of WWE, and co-leader of The Authority!"

The guests (except Sting) covered their eyes, expecting a bright light, just like when Seth was turned into a toddler. Except for Hunter, who had his arms protectively around Stephanie.

"Has everyone finished playing 'hide and seek'?" Aria asked sweetly. "So we can continue."

Well, apparently the chairman thought this was a daycare…

Everyone opened their eyes, stunned.

"What about the dare?" Cena asked. "Stephanie refused."

"It's disgusting," Hunter growled.

Aria shrugged. "Not to mention that Stephanie could pass out and then there's the hygiene issue…I mean I don't know if you guys take good care of your feet." she grimaced, "What if you don't wash your socks every day?!"

Cena and Hunter chuckled as the others looked offended (Sting's expression was the same as ever).

Stephanie sighed in relief as Aria read the next tweet:

Trips you act as you super important so [muhahaha] I dare all of the Authority (except Seth) to sit still and not say anything for 3 min and if they don't they are out of power. While that happens seth roman and dean will try to make them do something. Do whatever you want. [lol]

And Bad News you have to give trips bad news the whole time.

I am the true WarriorXY2

Aria did not read out the last request for Barrett. Why spoil the show?

After some whispering between Stephanie and Triple H, they finally agreed.

"The dare says all of the Authority," Roman said. "That includes Kane, Orton and J&J too, since the only exception is Seth."

"We'll leave Orton for now," Dean said, "He's doing a fine job of scaring Scumbag."

Seth shot him a look as Randy laughed.

"You call," Aria agreed. "And we'll have Kane and JJ in the next show."

Roman went to work on Hunter while Dean on Stephanie.

Dean started styling Stephanie's hair according to his expertise, as he said. But he didn't just do, he talked about it to Aria.

"Now, you see here, Aria," Dean began. "You should always make sure the all the knots are out."

Aria tried hard not to laugh as Stephanie looked like she was about to scream. Dean had begun brushing the principal owner's hair but the hostess could see he was going in all directions, instead or the normal top-down method.

"And want to make sure the hair is appropriately moist." Dean continued, applying cream or gel onto the principal owner's hair.

By the time Dean was done, Stephanie's hair was all over her head in a bunch and sticking up in different directions.

Seth noticed Hunter's visibly closed fist and was sure Dean's face was the target.

The Lunatic ignored him however; Roman had his back.

"Aria, mirror please." Dean asked politely, continuing his 'hairstyling expert on a talk show' persona.

The hostess handed him the requested object, and he held it up for Stephanie.

"Don't you just love it?" Dean asked excited.

Stephanie's eyes widened as her jaw dropped. Her hair looked liked the hairdos she saw in the Disney princess movies. The ugly witches' hairdos, that is.

"You- you freak!" she yelled. "Look what you did to my hair!" she pushed past Dean and ran out of the auditorium.

Roman chuckled and shook his head at Dean's antics. Clapping Dean on the shoulder he approached Hunter to carry out the dare, still wondering what he should do.

"Touch me and you're dead!" Hunter said in a low, dangerous voice, before going after his wife.

Cena grinned. "Now that's the second time the Authority has lost their jobs! You talked."

"Anyway, the next requests are from fairies, yay?" Aria beamed. "Specifically the fairies from Winx Club."

"Just carry on." Seth rolled his eyes as Roman and Dean took their seats.

I dare Seth to tell all of the superstars that he is a Sell Out and a Cry baby as well

I dare Paige to try not to lose her temper at Nikki

I dare Nikki to make fun of Paige

Musa Tecna bestfriends forever

Seth rolled his eyes. "I've said before that I'm a Sell Out. But fine… Once more: I'm a Sell Out." His tone turned mocking as he continued, "I'm a Cry Baby." He turned serious and spoke again. "But none of that matters. What matters is that I am Mr. Money in the Bank and The Future of the WWE."

"I'm afraid I couldn't track down Nikki and Paige." Aria said solemnly.

"Aren't they lucky," Roman said under his breath.

"I heard that!" the hostess pouted.

Dean grinned. "Who cares?"

"Anyway the next dare is from Barrett is my love." Aria said.

I have a dare for Barrett!

Barrett, I dare you to skip backwards around everyone while singing Baby One More Time by Britney Spears.

Barrett is my love

"If this person likes, no loves, me," Barrett sighed. "Why on earth do they wish to embarrass me?!" he asked, exasperated.

Roman leaned back in his chair. "And finally someone gets a clue."

"Welcome to Aria's show, Barrett!" Dean laughed.

Aria smiled. "Well, Barrett is my love also said that they would pay to see you sing, Wade and that's, ahem, good for business, you know." She chuckled.

Barrett stood up and took centre stage, as Roman and Dean's jaws dropped.

"My loneliness is killing me..."

Barrett began to sing moving around everyone (only daring to go close to and sing in Hayman's ears, but staying well away from Lesnar).

Seth laughed derisively. "You just made a fool of yourself!" he said when Barrett sang his last note.

"Well...he wasn't that bad." Aria remarked.

"Better than being turned into a toddler!" Barrett shot back at Seth. "Cry baby Sell Out!"

"ENCORE! ENCORE!" yelled Cena and Dean sportingly.

Barrett smiled at them and bowed before returning to his seat.

"Wow, our very own singing sensation," Aria said appreciatively. "The next dare is from Seth rollins babe." She said, as Hunter and Stephanie came back in, with the latter's hair tied back in a ponytail. Triple H was fuming.

Well, for the second time, the Authority did lose their power.

I dare you to turn Dean into a toddler.

I got a question …for Seth does he ever (regret) turning on his brothers Roman and Dean.

Seth rollins babe.

"Who is she daring?" Roman asked, perplexed.

"Must be our incredible hostess," Seth said sarcastically. "Since she's the only one who can do evil things."

Aria pouted. "Says the one who Sold Out on his own brothers!"

"At least I don't-" Seth began.

"Enough!" Roman commanded. "Both of you!" he said and simultaneously caught Dean's hand, as the Lunatic was reaching over him to prod the still and silent Sting.

Cena chuckled. "What's up with those two?"

"But Roman!" Dean argued in a hushed whisper. "I'm bored! Besides I want to see if he does something!"

"Oh just answer the question, Seth, so we can move on!" Aria said, irritated, as Roman told Dean to behave.

Seth was quiet for a moment before answering, very aware that Hunter, Stephanie, Roman, and Dean were all completely focused on him.

"There are times I… miss Dean and Roman." He admitted. "I won't deny that we had a lot of good times together, and accomplished great things. Do I ever regret turning on them? Sometimes. Despite what people think now, I'm not heartless. But if I had to make the choice again…" he took a deep breath. "For my career, I'd still make the same choice."

Dean and Roman remained silent, soaking all this in.

Aria turned back to the computer. "Next tweet is from TotalDramaFan123."

Great (show),

Roman I dare you to sit still and let Seth tie you up and stay tied up while Seth does whatever he pleases.

Dean if the opportunity ever presents itself would you rather be friends with Seth again or be the WWE Champion?

Wade if you could lose the championship to anyone on the current WWE roster who would it be and why?

Triple H if you were to become friends again with any of your past friends, who would be?

Totaldramfan123

Roman didn't like the look in Seth's eyes, or smirk on his face. But he wasn't going to be turned into a toddler.

"Anything you can dish out, I can take, Seth." Roman said brusquely curtly.

"Shoes off." Seth directed.

Roman's face hardened. "S-eth," he said slowly, in a low, dangerous voice.

"I can do whatever I please. Shoes off, Roman," Seth ordered.

Seth spoke as Roman was tied up. "There's something about Roman Reigns that only Dean and I know…" Seth smiled. "The bottoms of his feet are very ticklish."

Moments later Roman was helplessly laughing as Seth tickled his feet. After a few minutes tears came to his eyes, but he couldn't stop laughing, even though his sides ached.

Orton caught Dean smiling a little.

"What!" Dean exclaimed when he saw Randy looking at him. "It's not often we can make Roman laugh so hard."

Eventually Seth was satisfied. He accepted the hand sanitizer Stephanie pulled from her purse before returning to his seat.

"Alright, Dean." Aria said. "You're up."

"The WWE Championship." Dean said abruptly, as if that was the most obvious thing in the world.

Cena raised an eyebrow at him.

"Unless the prerequisites for friendship have changed, would you trust a scumbag?" Dean asked.

"Touché," Cena replied.

Aria turned to Barrett. "Wade?"

Bad News was silent for a long moment, pondering. "Cesaro." He replied finally. "He's got real talent. At least he would deserve it."

"Hunter?" Aria asked.

Triple H avoided looking at the Viper. "Randy," he said quietly.

Stephanie's eyes widened in shock as she looked at her husband. Slowly she took his hand in hers and squeezed it gently.

Aira sighed and read out the next tweet from LolaWorld:

Hello, as always love the show. You always make me smile Aria.

I just want to say I'm truly a fan of everyone there. Even Hunter and Stephanie, what can I say, it's a love hate thing. Anyway, the one I am NOT at all a fan of is Brock. You are very talented and skilled; but, your lack of any human relationship outside your lap dog (Heyman) is just so sad. What if you were physically unable to wrestle or fight, what would you do? And do you believe Heyman would stick around or drop you like the spineless little weasel that he is?

Special hugs and kisses to you Dean as I feel you need more cuddles in your life. Thanks again Aria for being so awesome!

Lolaworld

Aria barely had a chance to comment on the requests when Dean was at her table, one hand on her computer.

"I swear…one more time-" the Lunatic growled.

"Dean!" Roman shot out of his chair to restrain his Shield brother.

"Kill the PC, Dean!" Seth cheered. "I'm with you bro!"

Dean didn't need any more encouragement as the computer went flying to the opposite wall.

Roman face-palmed. "Dean…"

Aria shrugged. "He's paying for that," she said casually to the Authority who made no response. "It's a company PC. By company, I mean…the WWE."

Dean stalked back to his place, muttering about cuddles.

"But not to fear." Aria hummed happily as she reached in her bag. "The show must go on!"

The Shield (and Seth) nearly died when the saw Aria's Galaxy Tablet.

The hostess happily repeated Lola's tweet as Roman tried to keep Dean calm and more importantly in his seat. The Powerhouse did not think the hostess would lightly brush off her own gadget being thrown across the room.

"I'm so bored." Barrett commented suddenly. "There's no more questions or song requests for me." He took out his cell phone. "I'm going on Twitter."

"But you just had-" Aria shook her head. "Oh, never mind. Brock?"

The champion rolled his eyes. "Firstly, I'm beyond caring if I have any fans, like a rookie. I have enough money that I wouldn't have to do anything." Brock glanced at his advocate. "Paul would drop me in a second. I know that. But if he suddenly couldn't talk, I would drop him just as fast."

Hayman gave a satisfied nod.

"Thank you," Aria said, before turning to the camera. "And thank you, the WWE universe! Tune in next time for-"

"Oh my gosh!" Barrett exclaimed suddenly, still looking at his phone. "This is definitely going on BNZ!"

"What now!" Hunter demanded. He was beyond irritated with this show.

"Shaun Michaels just tweeted!"

"Oh, joy," Hunter replied sarcastically.

"And he's pretty mad at you." Barrett continued. "He tweeted: 'Triple H and my friendship is over…for good this time!'"

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