Me: What are you doing just standing there, Iggy? Get the CDs, get my stuffed animals, move!

Iggy: She's been like this for the last hour. They issued a tornado watch on top of the hurricane and she wants to be prepared. But she is going nuts.

Me: I have reason! There is this tree just outside of my room-

Iggy: Ugh, not the tree.

Me: -glares- As I was saying, there is a tree just outside of my room and every time there is a storm I can hear it cracking! I am not staying in that room! Did you know some poor girl died from a tree falling onto her when she was sleeping in her room! That could be me. So I am not going to sleep and I am moving everything important into the guest room. I'd like to see that tree hit me now. Hmph.

Iggy: She is taking this way too seriously.

Me: I want to live. Don't you?

Iggy: I've been through a hurricane before, remember? I survived it, and while holding a dog, too. I'm not worried.

Me: Alright, well, you better be able to hold onto me. I'm gonna put on the radio.

Iggy: Thank goodness.

Me: OHMIGOSH!

Iggy: What? Is the tornado here? Where!

Me: No, Z100 is having a special by playing 80's and 90's requests all night! And "I Love Rock and Roll' is on!

Me: I love rock and roll! -breaks out dancing-

Iggy: I wanna dance! -breaks out dancin- song ends.

Iggy: :(

Me: Don't worry, Ig. The next song will be good, too.

Iggy: It better.

-silence-

Iggy: What do we do on commercial breaks?

Me: We could...make a playlist for our funerals?

Iggy: Nah, too morbid. How about a playlist for when the world ends?

Me: Perfect. -gets out ipod-

-twenty minutes later-

Me: It's finished!

Iggy: The radio just went back to commercial...

Me: Ack! Life hates me!

Iggy: Don't you have a song for that?

Me: I think so...Here it is! Me Against the World by Simple Plan. Good song. I love my ipod! -hugs ipod- So convienent!

Iggy: Wierdo.

Me: HEY! Who are you calling a weirdo, Mister? The one who dances around in his boxers and sings into my toy power ranger when he thinks people aren't looking?

Iggy: That was my twin!

Me: Where is he? I want another friend!

Iggy: He's..uh..very shy. He hides under the bed.

Me: Checks under the bed. Hi Iggy's twin! -waves-

Iggy's twin: -waves back-

Iggy: His name is Simm.

Me: Come on out, Simm! 'Groove is in the Heart' is playing!

Iggy: It is? Come on! -pulls Simm out from under the bed-

Simm and Iggy: -dancing-

Me: -dancing- So why haven't I seen you before, Simm?

Iggy: Your snoring scares him.

Me: I do NOT snore!

Iggy: Well why do you think he wouldn't say hi to you, then?

Me: You said he was shy!

Simm: You're very pretty.

Me: Aww! -hugs- you are so awesome!

Iggy: Hmph. -glares- Kiss up.

Me: Don't worry Iggy! You can join the hug!

Iggy: No, that's oka-

Me: -hugs Iggy and Simm-

Simm: -blushes-

Iggy: Get OFF me!

Me: Fine, party pooper. -lets go of Ig and Simm-

Simm: So what should we do now?

Iggy: BOARD GAMES!

Me: We have to wait until the power goes out, Iggy.

Iggy: But I want to play Mall Madness!

Me: Iggy really wants to play Mall Madness because he thinks that he can spread his monopoly luck with him to all board games.

Iggy: I am the monopoly king!

Me: Just because you won 24 games does not mean that you're the monopoly king.

Iggy: Fine, you're just a really bad player.

Me: -glares- I happen to be an amazing player at Mall Madness, so I'd like to see you try to beat me.

Iggy: You just watch, my kinglyness will spread to all board games, I'll be the board game King!

Me to Simm: Has he always been this concieted?

Simm: -nods-

Iggy: You two are just jealous nobles.

Me: Oh, I'm sorry your highness, let me get you your crown.

Iggy: YOU STOLE IT?

Me: Cleaning it! Jeez, you better watch it, or your people are gonna rise against you and over throw you. -gives Iggy the hat-

Iggy: -Places Burger King crown on head- Ahhh, all is right with the world.

Simm: hehe...heha, hahahahaha!

Iggy: What?

Simm: She, she, she drew a picture of a duck on your crown! -bursts out into more laughter-

Me: Opps, forgot about that. -smirks-

Iggy: I know you're smirking! OFF WITH HER HEAD!

Me: -looks at Simm-

Simm: -looks at me-

Simm and I: CHARGE!

Iggy: AHHH!

-Please excuse us-

-five minutes later-

Simm and I: -smiling smugly-

Iggy; Humph. I was an awesome king.

Me: Quiet, nave!

Simm: What does that mean anyway?

Me: -shrugs-

Simm: Don't you just love our new crowns, Ig? -grins-

Iggy: -pouts-

Me: Oh fine, -hands Iggy a non-duckified crown-

Iggy: Yay!

Me: In other news, my mom thinks I have some creepy online boyfriend.

Iggy: It's getting out of hand.

Me: I laughed at some text my friend sent me and she immeadiately accused me of having one! I felt very insulted.

Iggy: And then there was right now.

Me: Yes! Right now she just walked in here and accused me of having one just because I closed my computer.

Iggy: Well...it did look suspicious...

Me: Do you want to keep that crown?

Iggy: You are completely right, 101, you need privacy!

Me: Thank you.

Simm: Do I get a say?

Me: No.

Iggy: Do you want to keep your crown?

Simm: Never mind.

Me: Anywho, Simm, tell us about yourself.

Simm: I'm five feet 6 inches, I have strawberry-blonde hair, green eyes, I'm not blind, I like Gummy bears, fruit loops, and blueberries.

Me: Favorite color?

Simm: Green

Me: Favorite music?

Simm: Rock

Me: Favorite thing to do?

Simm: Build homes for the needy and watch people fall.

Me: -.-

Iggy: -snicker-

Me: Do you have a girlfriend?

Simm: No.

Me: Who do you like?

Simm: You and Ella. Opps... -blushes-

Me: Aw, how swee-ELLA? You two timing player! And I thought you were cute!

Iggy: As long as you're not hitting on Nudge, I'm good.

Me: Well, for your information, I don't like you anymore! That's right, I've given up on Iggy, I like someone from a different fandom! Danny Phantom!

Simm: Isn't his name Danny Fenton?

Me: Don't give it away! Jeez, don't you know what a secret is!

Danny Phantom: -apperates-

Me: Danny! You've come for m-

Danny: It won't work. -dissappears-

Me: Well, I have a boyfriend anyway, Danny! It's Jericho, from the Teen Titans!

Jericho: -apperates-

Me: I don't want to hear it Jericho.

Jericho: -nods- -dissappears-

Me: -slams head on wall- I need a boyfriend.

Iggy: This calls for a cheer up song.

Me: What song could possibly make me feel b-IS THAT 'DON'T STOP BELIEVING' BY JOURNEY?

Iggy: I requested it while you were quizing Simm.

Me: -hugs Iggy- You are the best!

Iggy: I know. -smug-

Me: Don't get a big ego.

Simm: He already did. You should watch what you say around him.

Me: Wow, this is getting long. Like, six pages on OpenOffice long.

Iggy: Most people don't write on OpenOffice.

Me: Fine, for comparison issues, it's just like six pages on word. Happy, Iggy?

Iggy: Yup. But I'm tired.

Simm: Me, too.

Me: Spoil sports. Well who is gonna stay up with me?

Iggy: Is that a song from the Devil Wears Prada playing on the radio?

Me: -turns it up- Yup, the one from the beginning.

Iggy: Dance party!

-dances legs out- -collapses-

-end scene-

Me: And that is what a movie would be of our lives.

Iggy: We're not right in the head.

Me: Nope, not at all.

Iggy: Well, bye everyone!

Simm: -waves-

Me: Hope the storm is being okay to you! Play music! Music makes everything better! :)

Simm: She is way too optimistic.

Iggy: You get used to it.

Me: BYE!

PS. This is now seven pages long. I should really learn to shut up.