Jack: See? Look what happens when I wait for questions, I get a whole bunch!!
Zim: That's great now let's get on with it.
Jack: WHAT? -takes off earplugs- What did you say?
Zim: Just get on with the questions!!!
Jack: Okay, okay. The first set belogs to mewmewice:
Ok! Dib are you crazy and why don't you get a different hobbie? Red:Do you like Zim?ZIM ZIM ZIM. Gaz: Have you ever heard of might and magic?Theres alot of killing in that game. Dib: Why is your head so big??I mean it's realy big!
Dib: Two things; one...MY HEADS NOT BIG!!! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I'M GOING TO ANSWER ANYTHING ABOUT MY HEAD!!!
Jack: -thankfully put the earplugs back on before Dib started screaming- Yay! They work!! -earplugs fall out of his ear and land in an inconvieniently placed crack in the floor- NOOOOO!!! My hearings back!!!!!
Dib: Do you mind, I'm trying to answer a qhuestion here! And two...yes, I am crazy but I'm not getting a different hobby! I like finding explanations to the paranormal!
Red: Do I like Zim? If your talking about love, then no. If your talking about friendship, then no again.
Gaz: I beat that game 50 times already. Good game though.
Jack: -still whining about new earplugs- then I'll glue 'em to my ears and then- oh, here's Mommaleasey with the next questions:
YAY! I like the responses. They're fun to read. Hey Red, why do tallests only have two fingers? If you don't have a middle finger you'll never be able to flick someone off! Hey Purple, have you ever met Bazooka Joe? Zim, can I have some asprin?
Red: We don't need to flick people off. If they dis us in any way, we throw them out into the dark void of space. It's pretty funny to watch actually.
Purple: Who's Bazooka Joe?
Zim: Here ya go. -hands Asprin extra strength to Mommaleasey-
Jack: I'm over my earplug problem for now so I can get on with these questions. And next is tigergurl4kish78:
Tallest: how? because you guys are worse than my brother and sister!! and yout think zim is annoying! Zim: No! i will not stop! hits him again look up zadr on deviantart and then you can't get mad at me! i didn't start it! Dib: have you ever thought about being goth? and wats your fav type of music? your welcome for teh earplugs by teh way!
Red: Wait, what?
Purple: I think she's refering to the last question we had to answer for her.
Red: Oh, the headache thing. Zim IS annoying in a funny way!
Zim: STOP HITTING ME WOMAN!!!!
Jack: -rubs his temples and groans in agony-
Dib: Poor Jack. Anyway, even though I prbably pull off a really good goth look, I don't do chains or dark make-up or anything like that. And my favorite music has got to be from the band 'The Ramus'. They're awesome!
Jack: Yeah, thanks. And the next questions are from-
Zim: My most loyal servant!
Jack: Yes. Zim'sMostLoyalServant:
Okay, I have several questions this time. Gir-How do you get into that club when you're dressed like a dog? What kind of club lets dogs in? Zim-What would you do if the Tallests OFFICIALLY abandoned you on Earth? Red and Purple-What happened to Invader Tenn after those faulty SIR units trashed her base? Any Irken-What color eyes did Tallest Miyuki have? 'cause I heard that she had green eyes, but some people said she had blue eyes.
Gir: I just walked right in and started dancin'!! -starts breakdancing-
Zim: Um, I don't know why they would do that to the greatest Irken Invader ever!! -Red and Purple both snicker a little-
Red: Ahem, Invader Tenn is still on her planet trying to conquer it.
Purple: She wasn't hurt by the SIR units, she just had to build a new base. All's well that end's well.
Random Irken: Tallest Miyuki had a set of turquiose eyes. That's why everyone thinks thar her eyes are either blue or green.
Jack: And next is Merdina:
Hey guys, I have questions for you all: Zim, you are adorable. How many girls (or guys, I dunno...) have you had as your "love pig" back on Irk? And why do you always refer to yourself in third person? Have you always talked like that? Dib, unless it's like that naturally, how much gel does it take to keep your scythe up straight? How long do you spend styling it? Red, what's so cool about lasers anyway? Purple, would you die for Red? That is all.
Zim: I am adorable aren't I? Um, I really didn't get into relationships back on Irk. I was too serious about my Invader training to have a relationship. And I'm not talking in third person NOW am I? I just do it to annoy people sometimes.
Dib: I made my hair stand up like this when I was really little by, yes, using a lot of gel. It just kind of stayed that way, I don't know how but I like it so I really don't care.
Red: Lasers are awesome!! They can do this! -Laser shoots out of nowhere and hits Purple in the eye-
Purple: AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Red: Can a smoke machine do that? I didn't think so.
Purple: -rubs eye and gets up off floor- Yeah, I guess I would die for Red. We are brothers after all.
Jack: And next, again we have wiltsfan1993:
Hey me again. Sorry about what happened in the 1st chap Dib. I just got carried away. Dib- do you have feelings for Tak. In the episode where you 2 first met I knew you 2 would be perfect together. Not like Tak and Zim. Tak is smart and Zim is stupid. You on the other hand are smart and didn't even loose your memory when she tried too. And I know how you feel. People call me crazy when I say that ghosts and aliens exsist.
Dib: It's okay. Sometimes I do think I'm Emo. And NO I don't have feelings for Tak...her ship beat me up.
Tak: You have got to be kidding!!
Zim: I know!! I'm not stupid!!
Tak: Not that, the fact that me and Dib would be perfect together, HA! Me and a human? Yeah right.
Zim: What about me then?
Tak: No.
Dib: Tak's mind tricks only work on the weak minded. Obviously, I'm NOT weak minded. And I'm glad you understand how I feel.
Jack: I'm glad someone does cuz I sure don't. Anyway, last set of questions is from jellymaster:
Here are my questions to bring DOOM to them all! Dib: You want to dissect Zim, right? You know, with that scyth-like hair of yours, have you ever just thought of cutting it off so you can dissect Zim with it yourself instead waiting for those stupid people to figure out Zim's an alien? (Cuz that'll take a decade...) Zim: WHY do you make fangirls fall in love with you so much? IT'S MADNESS! I MUST KNOW THE SECRET TO THE MADNESS! Gaz: Ever tried playing "Destroy All Humans"? Lots of killing and exploding heads goes on in that game! Red: Are you secretly, MADLY in love Purple but won't admit it? ANSWER or else I'll make you face the wrath of Cutie Cashew Bear! BEHOLD THE POWER OF HIS CUTENESS! Purple: WHY do make think you are so amazing and cute that I made a fangirl OC for you? WHY, DARN YOU!?? Gir: Why do you like screaming so much? I mean, sure its fun, but you take it to the EXTREME! Lard Narr- How did you get so popular with just merely ONE episode? TELL ME, DARN YOU! Tak- Why did your awsomeness lead your fans to pair you up with AMAZING ZIM? Btw, Jack you're gonna more than one pair of earplugs for something like this. HERE'S A LIFETIME SUPPLY! That's all! For now.. PURPLE IS MINE! swings bat to keep away other Purple fangirls GET AWAY, YOU FANGIRL DEMONS!
Dib: Yes, I thought about cutting it, but then It would take to long to grow back. And I'll convice everyone that Zim's an alien sooner than you think!!
Zim: Good luck with that!! Nobody will ever believe you!! And fangirls fall in love with me because I'm so amazing!!!
Gaz: I'm practically living in the game nowadays. But yes, I have played them and beaten both. Just waiting for the third game of the series to come out.
Red: Why would I be madly in love with my own brother? That's just crazy...and disgusting!!! And get that evil bear away from me!!!!
Purple: I guess because I just am amazing and cute. Glad to have a fangirl.
Gir: Cuz It fun!! WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!
Lard Narr: AAHHHH!! That blasted robot is yelling again!! The Resisty, no matter how stupid a name, is just plain greatness. We will take down the Armada one day and-
Red: But not today! Shoot them down!!!
The Resisty: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! SHRINKY SELF-DESTUCT!!! -small explosion-
Tak: I don't know how it happened.
Zim: SEE? I am AMAZING!! FEEL HONORED!!!
Jack: YAAAY!! Earplugs to last me forever!!!! Send in more questions so that I can test these out next chapter!!!
Purple: I don't know whether I should feel honered to have such a dedicated fangirl, or just a little creeped out.