CHAPTER 5: HOT SUIT
"You two scallywags are quite persistent, aren't ye?!" the Subway Man squawked backward at the Game Grumps as he shot at them with cannonballs. The dynamic duo had to maneuver carefully to avoid the savage spheres while simultaneously trying to figure out their own angle of aggression.
"Jon, did you remember to resupply the Grumpmobile Garrison like I told you to?" Egoraptor asked as he piloted his steed through the perilous flight.
"Oopsie-doodle!" JonTron answered innocently as he cocked his head and looked at Egoraptor with puppy eyes.
"Oh, Jon..." Egoraptor moaned. He had to come up with another way to wallop the foe whisking away from them. It took only a few seconds before the light bulb in his head jacked off. "I've got it!"
"Hey, Subway Man!" Egoraptor yelled at the Subway Man. "I bet that silver spoon's only in your mouth because your mom shoved it there to shut you up!"
"T-that not be the truth!" the Subway Man replied as he spat it out.
"Haha, Republican? More like re-pickle-can!" JonTron howled. Egoraptor thought that JonTron's insult did not actually make much sense but he patted him on the head anyway.
The Game Grumps continued to taunt the Subway Man mercilessly, ultimately causing his suit to spontaneously combust. Indeed, the burns were so bodacious that the Subway Man had to chomp an orange to put out the flames. "Y'arr, I bet ye be feelin' like Jolly Rogers about tha' salt ya sniped at me. Well, howsabout I snipe somethin' at you!"
A gigantic flintlock rifle popped out of the Subway Man's ship and took aim at the Grumpmobile, shooting an entire elephant at them. Though Egoraptor was able to steer their ride away from the brunt of the devilish Dumbo, its tusks did manage to pop the tyres on the starboard side. They were going down.
"Jon, looks like we're gonna have to jump!" Egoraptor proclaimed.
"I can't, man!" JonTron shouted back. "My shanks are shaking too hard!"
"Just do it!" Egoraptor opened the hatch of the Grumpmobile, got on the roof, and in one swift motion, he leapt onto the Subway Man's vessel. This was a very easy feat for him, as he knew how to ride on cars.
JonTron, on the other hand, was not as cool as Egoraptor, but fortunately for him, he was able to grab hold of his companion's long, flowing hair before he became roadkill. Thus, the two held onto each other and the Subway Man's hot rod tightly as they approached their final destination: Fort Knox.