Hina-chan: Hinata is BACK!!! Anyways, I know this is a big deal for you guys, so here is the new chapter for...TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!
Kanna: It's amazing how strong you're feeling toward making your stories.
Natsume: Yeah, you're more passionate about it than me!
Tatsuya: Natsume-kun, when will you make my desired fic?
Natsume: Tatsuya-san...I'm sorry...I'll make it for you tonight OK?
Hina-chan: Get a room you two...anyways without anymore interruptions...Here it is!
Warning: Contains Shounen-ai, cursing so if you hate shounen-ai GET OUT!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and for some reason the darn word help or what ever isn't helping at all....
They had made it to the high school and on time too. There was at the very least five minutes to get to class. The halls were bustling with students as they rushed to get to their classes. Kiba pocketed his hands and walked along with Shino toward the office that had teachers coming and going every two seconds. The door to the office had a lot of posters on it as well as news and announcements about the school activities. Shino ignored the posters and opened the door swiftly.
Kiba looked around at the big room and sat down on a small couch that offered rest to the students. A vase of fake roses sat in the middle of a table that sat in front of the small couch. The room had a strange scent mixed of coffee and tea biscuits and Kiba was enjoying it, hoping to have some biscuits as well. He watched as Shino began to talk to the young woman behind the desk. His face became a little red over the cheeks without his attention.
"Damn it, I have work to do you stupid teen, get your butt to class!" A blond boy that looked to be his age got pushed with trumendous force out of a room.
"Tsunade, you don't understand, I don't want to be in the same class as that bastard!" The woman who was being called Tsunade, opened the door again but only a little and stuck her tongue out at him.
"Get used to it Naruto, besides you have other things to worry about...like the kid over there" She pointed at Kiba and slammed the door on Naruto.
Naruto sighed and went to wait by the door. The lady behind the desk made Shino fill out some papers. As soon as he was finished, Kiba was up in an instant. Kiba noticed the boy's eyes and saw how amazingly blue they were.
"Are you the teacher replacing Mr. Hatake?" The blond asked.
"Yes, are you one of my students?" Kiba was a bit left out of the conversation but couldn't help but listen in on it.
"Yeah, but I usually skip- I mean...I usually go home early" Naruto quickly said and coughed a little while walking out the door.
He led them to the classroom and on the way, showed them where everything was, where the boys washroom was, for teachers and students. He showed them where the lunch cafe` was and where the teacher's lounge was. Tables were set up into groups along the isles of the cafeteria. Naruto then proceeded toward the classroom that was filled with bellowing students.
"Alright, chill out everyone, I brought the teacher...GUYS!" Everyone in the class that were in their seats, stopped giggling and laughing like hyenas and looked as their new teacher wrote his name on the board.
"I am Mr. Auburame, your new teacher, and this is my nephew, Kiba Inuzuka, he will be joining this class as well" Kiba just waved his hand through the air.
"Yo"
"Naruto, you did give them a proper tour, right?" Naruto shook his fist at the raven boy and stomped his way to his seat.
"Go on, sit down Kiba" Kiba nodded and sat somewhere in the middle.
"Mr. Auburame, how old are you?" A girl with light, pink hair raised her hand as she asked this.
"Why do you want to know?"
"Because she's a slut" Sasuke remarked while looking out the windows that were on all four sides of the room.
"Th-That's not true...I'll always be a virgin for you Sasuke!"
"OK, OK, calm down guys...and girls, let's just get the list of all your names and then we're set"
"So Kiba, are you dating anyone?" The same girl that asked his teacher how old he was, was now talking to him in a sweet voice.
"Don't answer, she'll dump you as soon as she knows you have no money" A girl with long, dark brown almost black hair, tied into a pony at the bottom replied.
"I will not, don't listen to her Kiba, I'll stick by your side like a cold!"
"That's really stupid for you to say that, no one likes a flu"
"I said cold not flu you stupid bitch!"
"Now now, if you don't get along great with each other, then there's no point in staying in the same class with one another. Sakura Haruno I presume?" The said girl nodded.
"If you wish to change classes at any time, go right ahead. Otherwise, please stay quiet while I do the attendance" Shino pushed his glasses up and picked up a folder with all their names on it.
Kiba laughed a little in his head at his teacher's remark as the man called out the names.
"Sasuke Uchiha"
"Here"
"Sakura Haruno, here" Shino marked it down.
"Kiba Inuzuka" Kiba raised his hand but didn't say anything.
"Naruto Uzumaki"
"Here"
"Neji Hyuuga"
"Here"
"Gaara" Shino looked around but no one put up their hand.
"He's not here today teach. He got arrested"
"Really, for what?"
"For being a jack ass" The class started laughing their butts off.
"Actually, the police found a knife on him, I think it was butcher knife, small kind. Anyways, he's in prison for two weeks and suspended after that"
"Did they find out why he had the knife?"
"Hell if I know" Naruto explained with a shrug of his shoulders.
"Well, since Kiba and I are new to this class, I think we should relax for the morning" Shino happily sat himself down in the teachers chair.
"Kiba, Is your uncle always like this?" Naruto asked out of the blue.
"Like what?"
"Lazy"
"Trust me, he isn't lazy. He'll probably surprise you after you guys get too excited, so I would be careful if I were you"
"Wh-what kind of surprises?"
"A surprise pop quiz or test, um...surprise work sheets" Kiba looked over at the blond who was now on the floor crying.
"We'll never catch a break, it's bad enough we're in a war!"(1)
"War?" Naruto got back in his seat.
"You saw a high school that was just down the road from us didn't you?"
"Ah, that one?" Kiba asked and pointed his finger in the direction.
"Yeah that one. Right now, we're in a battle. There was a fight over there two days ago and police arrested someone from their school and someone from our school got hurt there"
"But why are they fighting us?"
"Because we're so close to each other"
"Naruto likes to think of himself as the tour guide slash informative of everything" Naruto shot Sasuke a dirty look.
"Bastard, say that one more time, this time to my face!" Naruto was in Sasuke's face, growling at him.
"Naruto, you can't talk to Sasuke like that!" Sakura clung to Sasuke's arm while Kiba just sat and watched the scene take place.
"Sakura, you're hurting me. I should sue you for assault" The girl began to cry and let his arm go.
Kiba laughed at the scene that took place. Naruto and Sasuke looked at him confused.
"What, someone stuck a paper to my back?" Naruto asked, looking around frantically.
"No...this class is hilarious"
"This is how our class usually is" The girl with long, black hair replied.
"I never caught your name yet"
"Kin, but most people call me a smart ass"
"And you're not offended?"
"No, since it's basically true"
The clock seemed a bit slow for such a quick morning but it allowed Kiba to gain a few new friends in the mean time. Shino was busy reading a book and didn't seem to hear the bell go off. as soon as he had finished a chapter he noticed that the students were gone. He put the book down and looked out into the halls, watching some of the other students go by.
"If you're wondering where they went, they went for break" Shino turned around and saw kiba standing there.
"Are you not going for break?"
"Why..."
"Why what?"
"Why did you say I was your nephew?"
"If I said you were my son, they would say you look nothing like me, plus I'm rather too young to be a father"
"You could have told them the truth that you're watching me for someone" Shino didn't feel any bad vibes coming from the teen but felt a little uneasy about the conversation.
"Kiba Kiba Kiba...what am I going to do with you...?" Shino asked and ruffled the boy's hair up a bit.
"You could pass me with flying colours"
"Now don't be silly, why on earth would I do something so generous?" Shino asked and pinch Kiba's cheek.
The atmosphere was going great until the bell rang and students in the halls were pushing their legs to go faster. Shino let go of Kiba's cheek and began to write something on the chalk board. Math was now beginning and Kiba felt a little better and inspired all at the same time. He sat back at his desk and took out a piece of paper from his binder that laid out in the open.
He made sure his binder was filled with lined paper and blank as well as flashy pencils and gel pens. Some of the students started coming in just as Shino had finished writing the math problems on the board. The starting problems were Adding and Subtracting. An easy task for most students and also a necessary thing in the world these days.
"Hey Kiba, some guy asked to see who you were, you gonna meet him?" Naruto asked as soon as he bolted through the door.
"Sure, if I knew his name"
"His name's Kankuro, the older brother of Gaara. Don't worry, I'll be with ya so you have nothing to worry about!" Naruto slapped him on the back.
"Why would he want to meet me for?" Naruto shrugged as some of the other students came in.
"OK, take your seats and take out a lined piece of paper and pen or pencil and write down these questions" Shino spoke out and pointed to the chalk board with his finger.
Everyone groaned except for Kin, Kiba and Neji. They were expecting the unexpected unlike the others.
A/n: Alright I'm ending it here. What awaits Kiba when he meets with this Kankuro guy? Review to find out :D
(1): That's happening for real at my school. Someone from our school got stabbed and our students are saying the reason for this all started outside a pizza place! -_- plus it's true our school hates the school down the road from us.