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Chapter 1-4 – Transform

Taylor wondered, as she zoomed through the streets, why everything seemed so slow.

Cars seemed to be moving at a normal walking speed, and people seemed on the same level of snails. Heck, once she'd had to teleport to avoind running into a bird that just wasn't getting out of the way! It couldn't be the caffeine that was causing all of this, she didn't have any more coffee than usual, and oh hey, there was Glory Girl hanging in midair. No wait, she was being flung backwards, just very slowly. Huh. Who could be strong enough to do that?

Oh hey, it was E88! Specifically, it was Fenja, Menja and Stormtiger! They seemed to be fighting against New Wave, and from the looks of it, the E88 winning. Well, not for long.

There was also another cape, a girl in a greenish costume, who seemed familiar, but Taylor couldn't quite put a name on her. A new cape, maybe? She was currently floating on a trash can lid, but she seemed to be falling off. Taylor frowned. If that girl was vulnerable and Stormtiger decided to target her, things would not end well.

Really, there was only one thing to do.

Making sure to slow down her mental voice for the courtesy of those around her, Taylor rushed into battle shouting 'Mew to the rescue!'

Ouch. She'd really have to work on that, especially since she had managed to bump up against Panacea on the way in. She stopped in midair to think through her battle cry, because this was important gosh darn it! 'Maybe 'It's me, Mew, here to save you'? Nah, too clunky. Maybe 'Mew power!' No, that's not it either... Gah, why is it so hard to come up with a good battle cry?!'

Something started pressing into her leg. It was kinda sharp. Taylor looked down to see that, in fact, it was one of Stormtiger's wind blades. Apparently, he didn't take kindly to her intrusion.

Taylor frowned. She knew he was a villain, but could he stand to be polite enough to let her finish coming up with a battle cry? 'You know, that wasn't very polite,' She articulated as her paw took on a reflective sheen. 'Now then, let me teach you some manners!'

With that, Taylor swiped forward with her paw, forming a wind blade of her own, heading straight for Stormtiger. He sluggishly tried to dodge, but unlike his wind blade, Taylor's was actually fast. It connected, and he was sent hurling against the wall, out for the count. Just for good measure, Taylor psychically grabbed some cables from a nearby dumpster and quickly applied them to the downed cape, before turning to Fenja and Menja.

Huh, odd. They seemed scared of her.

Well, if they wanted to be scared, Taylor would give them something to be scared about. First, to set the scene. Using the trick she had learned that morning, she lifted the trash scattered around the alley, giving off a sense of power and definitely setting the two capes off-kilter.

Now for the second part: give an example of what you can do. Taylor knew just the thing. 'Hey girls?' She extended her mental voice to the two giant capes, and them alone. No need for anyone else to know... yet. 'Just thought it would be fair to warn you. That flame at the docks last night, the one that took out the tanker?' She gave them the meanest look she could. 'That was me.'

Yep, Fenja and Menja were now, without a doubt, shit-your-pants terrified of her. Now for the finishing touch. Taylor rushed at the two of them at high speed, eyes flashing, screeching like the reaper... and just before she hit the two of them, who were now comically holding each other for comfort, she stopped right in their faces. '...Boo.'

And like that, the two of them fainted dead away.

Taylor did a fist pump. This was definitely a successful debut, if a bit rough at first. She turned to New Wave, who for some reason were entirely gobsmacked, except for Glory Girl who was apparently filming the whole thing on her phone. The independent cape also hung there on her trash can, speechless.

Well, time to make her exit. She twirled around a few times in midair before stopping and making a pose – facing Glory Girl specifically, since she was the one holding the phone – and announced loudly and clearly, 'Another day saved – by the power of Mew! Thank you for the support, New Wave, and brave independent!'

And with that, she flew into the sky at high speed. Yes, she could teleport away, but that was just plain boring. And really, who wanted that?

Glenn Chambers wiped his eyes. He had no idea why, but he just felt extremely joyous for some reason.

"Uh, Mr. Chambers, sir?" His intern asked. "Are you okay, sir?"

"I'm fine," He responded, a blissful smile on his face. "I'm perfectly fine."

Somehow, the moment the pink menace – her name was Mew, apparently – showed up, Glory Girl knew that the fight was over. So while Mew was busy trying to figure out her battle cry, Glory Girl had gotten out her phone and started filming.

She wasn't disappointed (although Brandish might have been.) from the moment that Mew had taken Stormtiger's wind blade as if it was nothing, only to counter with her own, Glory Girl knew she had made the right choice.

"What. The fuck." Shielder whispered as he saw Mew taking the time to truss up Stormtiger. "Glory Girl, are you really sure that this is the same thing that started sobbing when you shouted at her?"

"Yep." Glory Girl gave a great grin. "Looks like she's a bit more than a master."

"Gee, you think?" Laserdream retorted. "I mean... Jesus, she is just vicious!"

"What I'm wondering is why her wind blade didn't draw blood." They turned to look at Rune in surprise. The empire cape shrugged in response. "Hey, I'm pretty much resigned to my fate. Might as well make it easy on myself." She looked down and sighed. "I am... really, really starting to regret joining the E88 right now."

"Sure you are." Shielder rolled his eyes. "Forgive me if I don't immediately believe you, but-" He was cut off by Mew's unholy screech from the depths of hell. Then she stopped, and Glory Girl knew that everyone there was holding their breath, waiting for something to happen.

'...Boo.'

Oh god. Not only was Mew adorable and awesome, she was adorable, awesome, and had a bigger sense of humor than Clockblocker. Glory Girl had to try extremely hard not to burst out laughing, especially when Fenja and Menja fainted on the spot.

After Mew flew off, Glory Girl shut her phone, and the gathered capes just looked at each other.

"Well," Rune muttered, "not that I'm going to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything, but what now?"

"Well, first, we hand you and the others to the PRT." Lady Photon explained, to which Rune just shrugged. "Then Glory Girl, knowing her, will probably post that video to PHO. Then I'm going to be giving Shielder a very stern talking-to about proper language."

Glory Girl couldn't help but giggle a bit at her cousin's misfortune, before seeing Panacea standing there shellshocked. "Hey Ames?" She whispered, waving her hand in front of her sister's face. "You okay in there? Close your mouth, you might swallow a fly."

"...Endbringer."

Glory Girl blinked. "What was that, Ames?"

"She bumped up against me on the way in, I could feel her biology." Panacea hissed, dragging Glory Girl to the side. "Don't tell anyone, - and I mean anyone – but she could kill an Endbringer. She could do it without even breaking a sweat."

...Well holy crap.

Let me put it this way.

Taylor, as a Mew who isn't applying their restrictions, has a base stat total of 720 - the same as Arceus's mortal incarnation.

By comparison, Endbringers have, at MOST, a base stat total of 600.

Yeah, the only reason why Taylor isn't going after them right now is because she knows she isn't strong enough to take them down yet.

Emphasis on 'yet'.

New Moves: Mirror Move, Bestow, Mean Look, Astonish

New Ability: Intimidate

New rankings: Mirror Move officially gives Taylor a Trump rating, and I only just remembered that Taylor's enhanced senses would give her a thinker rating. Also, she is mover 12+ when fueled by caffeine. We've just got Stranger, Changer, and Tinker to go, before she has all the ratings!

AS: Another chapter, another hour and a half wasted.

Anyway, the suggestions for what Taylor's first Pokémon should be is doing pretty good. Any specific suggestions that I like or that are suggested enough times will get on the second round of voting, so keep them ideas a-coming! I've already got three that I like: Alolan Vulpix, Purrloin, and Wishiwashi. If you want them to have a chance in the second round, then lucky you, they do!

Quick reminder: The higher their base stat total, the longer it will be before she'll be able to make it... but psychic types might just get done a bit faster.

TH: So many possibilities... I can't choose!

AS: And as always, feel free to read and review...

TH: And pray that I do not come after you!