Hello, yepp, this is a new chapter, Please Review? :D
Disclaimer:
Karolina: Bella, tell them
Bella: Tell them what?
Karolina: -Reading How to steal the copyrights to a book- How i don't own it, yada yada
Bella: oh yeah, Karolina officialy does not own twilight.
Italics: Bella, Bold: Edward Normal: Alice Underline: Emmett Underline/Italics: Jasper
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So Bella,I was at Wal-mart today,why weren't you there? was the job at Wal-Mart, too much for you?
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EDWARD CONTROL YOU'RE FIANCEE! SHE JUST GROWLED!
Yeah, she tends to do that a lot lately...
Interesting...
I WILL KILL THAT FRICKING THING!
Uhm Bella, why is you're hair a haystack, (more like normally), and why are there dark purple circles under you're eyes?...
THERE'S A BIRD RIGHT BY MY WINDOW THAT WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP! HIS SCREECHING LITTLE NOISES, HE STARTS AT 3 IN THE MORNING! I WILL KILL THAT LITTLE BEAST!!
Bella, love, are you alright?
DO I FRICKING LOOK ALRIGHT?!
Edward, I'm scared...
Bella, can you give me that cup of coffee? Please?
NOOO! THE COFFEE, I LIVE ON IT, IT'S MY SLEEP. SINCE I CAN'T GET ANY OTHER SLEEP! SINCE THAT LITTLE BEAST LIVING NEAR MY WINDOW WON'T PUT AN END TO HIS CHIRPING BICKERING!
Bella, I'm asking you this because i care about you as my little sister-
How many cups of coffee have you had?
11 to the minimum, I lost count after that.
11 ?!
Love, that's not healthy.
WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST I DO THEN!? HUH?! YOU'VE GOT IT GOOD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP!
BELLA! You've officially lost it, why are you cackling like that?!
Ohh i'm gettting a smoke bomb and that gun that makes a huge booming noise when you shoot it, that little beast won't stand a chance. He'll be flying out of there so fast, his tail feathers will be on fire... or maybe that could be from the fireworks i shoot at him...
Love, are you alright?
Edward, she's clutching her coffee, hunching her shoulders, and cackling like an evil minion while sipping her 12th cup of coffee, at MINIMUM! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK SHE CAN BE ALRIGHT?!
Yeah, for once Emmett, you're absolutely right.
Sweet HoneyBuns, she cackled again. I'm scared!
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With that, Emmett ran through the door. But he bumped into the Super-Cali-Fragalistic- DR. CARLISILE CULLEN!
"Emmett, what's wrong?" Carlisile asked him. Emmet looked around and hudled in a corner. He pointed towards the door.
Carlisile raised an eyebrow and proceeded walking through the door. He walked in to find Bella sipping coffee, hunching her shoulders and cackling like a crazy person.
"Bella, are you alright? What happened to you? You look awful." He asked, his voice filled with concern. Bella turned her head very slowly to glare at the doctor.
Carlisile, seeing that Bella wouldn't tell him a thing, used his amazingly amazing vampire speed to grab the note that was next to Bella. He quickly scanned through it, and with each word, his eyebrows rose higher.
He held out his hand. "Bella, can you please give me the coffee?"
Bella's eyes narrowed, just then, Rosalie came down the stairs, enjoying the show that was in front of her.
The stare down with the human girl and vampire doctor continued for another 4 minutes. "Bella, please hand over the coffee." He tried again.
"NEVER!" She screeched and ran up the stairs, past Rosalie.
On her way up the stairs, Bella was mumbling to herself, and with super-vampire hearing, Rosalie could hear every word perfectly.
"Alright I need some fireworks, a noise gun, and a smoke bomb to scare away the feathery beast once and for all." Bella muttered to herself as she climbed up the stairs.
Rosalie rose an eyebrow and looked at Carlisile, amusement clear on her face.
The Vampire Doctor sighed and handed Rosalie the note. She accepted it gratefully and read it. When she was done she looked up the stairs to where Bella was, to the note, and back at Carilsile.
"Remind me to never get on her bad side." She pointed up the stairs.
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Yepp this is based on what happened to me this morning and the morning before, and the morning before,... I woke up at 3 in the morning to hear a bird right outside my window Screeching and chirping in this VERY loud voice. (My mom was getting ready for work at 5, and i was still up at 5.), I got out of bed and started to hit against the window and stuff. But the bird wouldn't stop. After about 2 hours, My mom came in to see what all the noise was about. And she saw me with like crazy hair, light circles under my eyes, (i haven't slept for a while cause of the bird) and i was cackling just like Bella. So she asks me what's wrong. And i was muttering things like, "I'm going to kill that fricking Beast, I'll use fireworks, and that smoke gun, ohh he'll get it." And yes, I'm all crazy looking right now, drinking coffee, (lots of it), and I'm still planning revenge on the bird.