A/N: Here's the next chapter! I updated quickly cause you guys are awesome. Enjoy!
NEWS FEED
Cat Valentine: One time, my
Comments:
Tori Vega: For once, I
Trina Vega: Am glad that
Sinjin van Cleef: Jade loves me.
Jade West: I DO NOT!
Rex Powers: She loves me.
Jade West: I DO NOT!
Sinjin van Cleef: SHE WANTS ME.
Jade West: I DO NOT!
Beck Oliver: I love you.
Jade West: Love you too.
Sinjin van Cleef: LOVE YOU TOO!
Beck Oliver: SHUT UP SINJIN!
Andre Harris: Calm down, Beck.
Robbie Shapiro: Yeah, Beck.
Cat Valentine: Yeah, Beck.
Tori Vega: Yeah, Beck.
Trina Vega: Yeah, Beck.
Jade West: EVERYONE SHUT UP!
Sikowitz: FULL MOON JAM NEXT MONDAY!
Comments:
Trina Vega: Awesome! Can I
Sikowitz: NO.
Trina Vega: But you didn't
Sikowitz: NO.
Trina Vega: How do you
Sikowitz: NO.
Trina Vega: I was only
Sikowitz: NO.
Trina Vega: You don't even
Sikowitz: NOOO!
Trina Vega: fine.
Tori Vega: What should I
Comments:
Jade West: Do to die?
Tori Vega: SING FOR THE
Jade West: Hearing impaired?
Tori Vega: FULL MOON JAM
Jade West: For hearing impaireds?
Tori Vega: ON MONDAY.
Jade West: At the hospital?
Tori Vega: WHY WOULD I
Jade West: Die mysteriously?
Tori Vega: ...ah, shut up.
Cat's-Brother Valentine: Help! I'm stuck!
Comments:
Cat Valentine: Lotion's in the
Cat's-Brother Valentine: Where?
Lane the Guidance Counselor: I borrowed it because I collect lotions!
Cat's-Brother Valentine: Who are you? Give me my lotion back!
Lane the Guidance Counselor: Nope. It smells too good.
Cat's-Brother Valentine: Cat! I need lotion!
Cat Valentine: I don't have
Cat's-Brother Valentine: AHHH! I'll be stuck here forever!
Sikowitz: Have you thought of crawling all the way to class?
Comments:
Tori Vega: No, why?
Sikowitz: Do it tomorrow.
Tori Vega: But why would
Sikowitz: Do it.
Tori Vega: Why would I
Sikowitz: SHUT UP AND DO IT!
Tori Vega: ...okay!
Andre Harris: Has anyone seen
Comments:
Cat Valentine: My cotton candy?
Jade West: My special scissors?
Robbie Shapiro: My new jeans?
Tori Vega: My blue phone?
Beck Oliver: My car keys?
Sinjin van Cleef: My teeth collection?
Lane the Guidance Counselor: My sourcream lotion?
Trina Vega: My beautiful face?
Andre Harris: MY KEYBOARD!
Cat Valentine: I think it's
Jade West: I saw it
Robbie Shapiro: I might have
Tori Vega: Maybe it's at
Beck Oliver: Did you check
Sinjin van Cleef: MY TEETH COLLECTION.
Andre Harris: NEVER MIND!
Lane the Guidance Counselor: How are you guys enjoying your punishment so far?
Comments:
Tori Vega: Ugh.
Trina Vega: Ugh.
Jade West: Ugh.
Beck Oliver: Ugh.
Cat Valentine: Ugh.
Andre Harris: Ugh.
Robbie Shapiro: Ugh.
Rex Powers: HAHA, SUCKERS!
Sinjin van Cleef: MY TEETH COLLECTION!
Cat Valentine: Red. Velvet. Cupcakes :))
Comments:
Jade West: Black. Spicy. Tacos.
Tori Vega: Pink. Steamed. Crab.
Trina Vega: Purple. Sweet. Grapes.
Robbie Shapiro: Brown. Delicious. Cookies.
Beck Oliver: Blue. Tea. Blue-tea. (?)
Andre Harris: Orange. Fresh. Orange. :P
Sinjin van Cleef: Yellow. Teeth. Collection.
Rex Powers: Hot. Northridge. Girls.
Lane the Guidance Counselor: What are you guys doing?
Tori Vega: I. Don't. Know.
Robbie Shapiro: I. Don't. Either.
Trina Vega: Practicing my song!
Comments:
Andre Harris: For what?
Trina Vega: Full moon jam!
Robbie Shapiro: You're gonna sing?
Rex Powers: I'm steaming already!
Tori Vega: I'm singing too!
Jade West: NO ONE CARES.
Jade West – Cat Valentine: Let's sing together.
Comments:
Cat Valentine: Full moon jam?
Jade West: Yup.
Cat Valentine: What are we
Sinjin van Cleef: Singing? Can I
Jade West: NO! You can't!
Sinjin van Cleef: YESS! Thanks Jade!
Jade West: What the hell!
Sinjin van Cleef: I wanted to
Cat Valentine: Sing with Jade?
Sinjin van Cleef: Sing backup. But
Jade West: CRAP.
Sinjin van Cleef: Jade wants me
Beck Oliver: WHAT!
Sinjin van Cleef: To be lead!
Jade West: I DO NOT!
Beck Oliver: Can I sing?
Cat Valentine: Yeah, sure! Jade?
Jade West: Yes for Beck.
Andre Harris: Group performance, huh?
Cat Valentine: Yeah! Wanna join?
Andre Harris: Yes! Can I?
Jade West: Sure, why not.
Trina Vega: Can I join?
Jade West: NO!
Trina Vega: Fine. Me and
Jade West:The hearing impared?
Trina Vega: TORI are singing
Sinjin van Cleef: You are?
Trina Vega: A duet together.
Tori Vega: WE ARE? !
Trina Vega: Yes we are.
Sinjin van Cleef: That's hot.
Rex Powers: I love Northridge girls.
Comments:
Robbie Shapiro: REX! That's more than three words!
Andre Harris: Robbie! Yours is too!
Tori Vega: Andre! You're doing it too!
Trina Vega: Tori! That's five words!
Sinjin van Cleef: Everyone! You're typing too many words! We can only type three!
Rex Powers: Speak for yourself, you idiot.
Jade West: YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!
Beck Oliver: This isn't good.
Sikowitz: What is going on? Why are you typing a lot! LANE!
Lane the Guidance Counselor: You guys! Now I will come up with a new punishment. You can't talk at all!
Tori Vega: What? No! We need to practice for the full moon jam!
Andre Harris: We have to discuss songs and arrangements and stuff!
Lane the Guidance Counselor: Fine. You can only speak in lyrics, then. The others can comment normally when trying to decipher the meaning of said lyrics, but it has to be solved in less than 7 posts.
Jade West:This is all your fault, Tori!
Tori Vega: HOW IS IT MY FAULT? !
Sikowitz: You want a harder punishment?
Tori Vega: No! I'm fine.
Sikowitz: Say it with a song!
Tori Vega: Um... "Just fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, ooooh. You see I wouldn't change my life, my life's just fine."
Sinjin van Cleef: I think she's trying to say she's fine.
Jade West: I had no idea.
Sinjin van Cleef: I helped you all understand! I'm so proud!
Trina Vega: freak.
A/N: To be continued! I had fun writing this chapter. I hope you had fun reading it! Review? :)