OH and to the reviewer that called Secretia a slut,shes not a SLUT! Your confusing her with Daisy and/or Sammanthia! She's a fucking half veela so shes gonna think about potential mates a lot ok?

I woke up the next morning. I had a bad dream. It was about my horrible childhood. Sometimes Daisy went out to have sex with some random dude or buy heroin and I got babysat by my uncle Gregory. I hated Uncle Gregory.

He forced me to suck his cock and spanked me. He was also a satanist and he took me to his satanic cult meatings where they ritually abused me. They also sacraficed babies to Satan and made me eat the babies.

After the satanic cult meatings were over Uncle Gregory would take me home and abuse me some more. When Daisy came home she paid Uncle Gregory with sex and/or drugs. I got a lot of scars from those experiances but they disapeered when I hit puberty because I'm half veela.

In my dream I was a baby about to be sacraficed and just before I was sacraficed Raspberry woke me up. I looked at Raspberry. She was kinda fat. I guess she was the exact oppisete of Barbieglitter. Then she pooped out an egg. I gasped. Then she crapped out more eggs.

I ran downstairs to the library. I can go in the restricted section if I want to because I'm fucking spesial! I grabbed a book about fairies and red up. It turns out that Fairies can get preggers with out sex and they can lay hundreds of eggs. I ran back upstairs and sure enough Raspberry was sitting on top of hundreds of eggs.

"OMG thats awesome Raspberry!" I was about to examine the eggs with my finger but she bit me before I could.

Later

I went to talk to Lily because I want Remus to notice me and I need advice. I did get fashion tips from Dumbledore yesterday but that wasn't enough.

"Come on lets go to the bathroom" said Lily and we went to the bathroom.(DON'T GET ANY WRONG IDEAS YOU PERVERTS!) She gave me some of her makeup.

"I don't want too much! I don't want to look like that fucking slut Sammanthia!" I screamed!

As I was applying the makeup I felt something inside me and it wasn't poop. Suddenly my inner veela beauty was unleashed!

I changed. My black hair was like a black blanket drying out on a clothesline on a windy day. My eyes were rapidly changing between every color in existence. If an epilectic person looked at them they'd have a seizure. My skin was smooth and milky like low fat milk. My lips were like a red cherry popsicle that you want to suck on.

Lily was shocked by my change and she fainted for 36.8 seconds before waking up. "Wow..." She said. Remus is SOOO gonna notice me now!

I ran downstairs. All the guys were staring at me. Even Dumbledore was staring at me even though he's a homo. Sirius and Remus were drooling. They noticed me yay!

Sammanthia was so filled with jealous anger that she pissed herself and everyone laughed lol!

Severus actually smiled for once in his pathetic life.

"Hey Remus." I said.

"Uh. Yeah Secretion?" He said in shock because I looked diffrent now.

"Wanna go on a date with me to Hogsmeade this evening?"

"Yah!" He said happily!

"Cool!" I said back. Sirius looked sad. He's just gonna have to get over it.

So I went to my bedroom and got ready for the evening!