IMA BACK! In a glorious new chapter of Smash Mansion Life! Reminder:only OC'S availible are Mii policepeople, so still no new Mii fighters. The Oc requirements are

name:

gender:

age:.

description of yourself:

Epic weapon: (can and will be used to punish misbehaving smashers).

And that's it! Don't be mad if I have chapters that go under the 1000 word count, as I have left my laptop and phone at school, so my tablet is my only typer! So if you see any messed up words, which have been typed incorrectly, please remember to review, telling me about them.

Please REVIEW! Follows and favs would be nice, but whatevs!

Chapter 6:CAPTAIN FALCON!

Oh god, I'm so sad! I can't believe that I am the only smasher who was assigned to cook! This is not good, this is not good! I just don't want to do this, plz. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE ONLY SMASHER THAT HAS TO COOK FOOD WHILE WE ARE ON A VACATION! OH I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL THE SMASHER WHO ENTERED MY NAME IN THE CHORE BOWL!(The smasher's who never wanted to go shopping had to put their names in a raffle drawing to see who does what chore in the vacations

"Enjoying your vacation so far?" Snickered a not so mysterious voice.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU TOON LINK FOR PUTTING MY NAME IN THE BOWL!"

"Oh hey Captain Falcon." Answered Toon Link, pretending he wasn't the one who had put m

y name in the bowl.

"CAPTAIN!" I started.

"NONONO PLZ NO WHY GOD WHY PLZ NONONONONONONONONO!" Screamed Toon Link.

"PAAAAAAAWWNNNNNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I finished.

"WHY IS It ME WHO ALWAYS GEts the bad lu..." Toon Link yelled as he faded away into the distance.

"You got the wrong guy COOKTAIN CHICKEN!" Yelled the mysterious voice, making me madder than ever.

"CURSE YOU MYSTERIOUS VOICE!" I yelled, making a starled villager fall over.

"What's wrong CO... I mean Captain Falcon?" Asked a genuinely comcerned Villager.

"This idiot with a mysterious voice put my name on a piece of paper in the chore bowl WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!" I yelled angrily.

"Thats really funn... I mean really mean. We should probably leav... I mean track them down!" He replied.

"Good idea!" I replied, and I dragged him along with me to spy on the other smashers.

"Well, we should monitor the kid smasher's first. They are the most obnoxious pranksters, so it wouldn't be hard for one of them to prank you!" He started.

"And I can easily spy on them, because I pass as a kid!" He finished.

"Wait... If you're a kid...how did you get your own house?!" I said, suddenly becoming shocked.

"... We need to focus on the task on hand, making sure you don't find out that it was me who... I mean making sure that we catch the rascal who has been pranking you!" He stammered nervously, as if he was hiding something.

"Ok, Letsa spy!"

-An hour later-

"Hey COOKTAIN CHICKEN! WE ALL NEED FOOD!" Yelled the mysterious voice from within the crowd of smasher's.

"CAPTAIN FALCON PUNCH!" I yelled as I punched the front of the line, making the mysterious smasher either Link, Wolf, Mario, Sonic, or Dark Pit, as all of them and villager were at the front of the line, and after they vanished, I could hear a faint

"CURSE YOU COOKtain chicke..."

The meal I was serving was spahgetti with a side of broccoli, and sugarless ice cream for dessert. Let's just say that Kirby wasn't begging for seconds.

-Later that day-

"I have had no luck finding the racsal, if he was a kid smasher." Villager said to me.

"I know it's either Link, Mario, Sonic, Dark Pit, Or you, because of what happened while I was serving the food." I reported my clues to him.

"But it can't be dark pit, Link, Sonic, or Mario, because they weren't there when the nickname "COOKTAIN Chicken was given to me, so it must be... YOU!" I screamed angrily, as a cage fell on Villager.

"I knew it was you the day I was complaining to mysel, because you were the only one around me at the time when I was first insulted by you. Second of all, I asked Master Hand if I could see the slip, and your fingerprints were all over it. Third of all, you stammer a lot.

"OK OK I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T mean it! Bowser Jr forced me into a bet with him to see who could get in trouble for messing up another smasher first, and he won! Now I owe him 500000 smash coins!" He said.

"... You do know that all of us smasher's said If bowser jr had messed anything up during the vacation, he would be in big trouble, right?"

"OH YEAH! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!" He replied, shocked at his own stupidity.

"But, because you accepted the bet, there are consequences..." And I told him the consequences.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

~~~The next day~~~

"Are we done yet?" Moaned an exhausted Villager.

"Nope! And remember, this last's the whole vacation!" I replied excitedly to the moaning of my new cooking assistant.

And we made the best batch of pancakes the smasher's had ever eaten.

aren't I just evil! For those of you who have OC'S in the story, you will have to wait until the vacation arc ends for your OC to show up in the story. The next chapter will be Charizard's life as a pokemon who hates water on a beach vacation. You heard me right, A POKEMON WHO HATES WATER ON A BEACH VACATION! It's gonna be insane! PLEASE REVIEW WITH ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE REVIEWED IN THE LAST FEW CHAPTERS!Well, I guess I'll just do my outro.

SEEYA SOON peoples