Saturday
(6:43 PM) i think we should cosplay
(6:43 PM) u and me
(6:43 PM) me and u
(6:44 PM) vin and dee the dynamic duo
(6:44 PM) And just what would we cosplay?
(6:44 PM)
(6:45 PM) scooby doo and shaggy
(6:45 PM) Please tell me you aren't serious.
(6:45 PM) im srs
(6:46 PM) You know, I have a hard time taking you seriously when you type like that.
(6:46 PM) lol
(6:46 PM) no but i mean it
(6:47 PM) u cant tell me we arent scooby doo and shaggy
(6:47 PM) jfc i remember the first time i watched that damn show
(6:47 PM) it was back when mum was still around
(6:48 PM) when she heard shaggys name she literally said
(6:48 PM) "y is there a character named fucky on a childrens tv program?"
(6:49 PM) those were her exact words mate
(6:49 PM) mum didnt exactly have much of a filter
(6:49 PM) even around us ickle youngsters
(6:50 PM) Jesus Christ.
(6:50 PM) u know
(6:50 PM) now that i think abt it
(6:51 PM) i bet scooby doo couldnt actually talk
(6:51 PM) he was just a regular dog
(6:51 PM) and shaggy was just high 24/7
(6:52 PM) There's actually a theory for that floating around the Internet.
(6:52 PM) But it seems pretty far-fetched.
(6:53 PM) Because couldn't the rest of the Mystery Inc. kids hear him talk, too?
(6:53 PM) THEY WERE ALL STONED AS HELL
(6:53 PM) So that's why you want us to cosplay these particular characters.
(6:54 PM) You just want an excuse to get high.
(6:54 PM) That you can later attempt to justify as "being in character" if you get caught.
(6:55 PM) But since it can't be confirmed Shaggy actually does drugs.
(6:55 PM) I'm not so sure how strong of an argument that'll be.
(6:55 PM) Actually, it wouldn't be a strong argument at all, whether or not Shaggy smokes pot.
(6:56 PM) what kind of a prat do u take me for
(6:56 PM) im not looking for an excuse to get high
(6:56 PM) im a prefect
(6:57 PM) i have to set a good example to all the peasantry at this school
(6:57 PM) Of course you do.
(6:58 PM) Silly me.
(6:58 PM) so
(6:58 PM) were cosplaying shaggy and scooby right
(6:59 PM) Phantomhive.
(7:00 PM) I really don't think the school officials would allow us to run around the campus while we're dressed as a scruffy teenaged guy and his bottomless pit of a dog.
(7:00 PM) WHERES UR SENSE OF ADVENTURE DEE
(7:01 PM) With my sensibility and self-preservation.
(7:01 PM) I've learned the three go hand-in-hand.
(7:02 PM) for u maybe
(7:02 PM) ur a wanker
(7:02 PM) I prefer to think of myself as a realist.
(7:02 PM) did all that liverwurst go to ur brain or smth
(7:03 PM) UR SO BORING
(7:03 PM) U DONT WANT TO DO ANYTHING
(7:03 PM) I BET ALEXIS WOULD COSPLAY W/ME
(7:04 PM) IM GONNA TEXT HIM RN
(7:04 PM) AND WELL HAVE A BRILLIANT TIME W/OUT U
(7:04 PM) SO GO FUCK URSELF
(7:05 PM) You wound me, Phantomhive.
(7:05 PM) GOOD
(7:05 PM) NOW IF U WILL EXCUSE ME
(7:06 PM) I HAVE SOME COSPLAYING ARRANGEMENTS TO MAKE
7 minutes later
(7:13 PM) he said no
(7:13 PM) And you were so sure he'd agree to it, too.
(7:13 PM) shut it deederschnitzel
(7:14 PM) apparently he agrees w/what u said
(7:14 PM) i told him i asked u first but u were like
(7:15 PM) "IM A REALIST WHO HATES JOY AND FUN AND HAPPINESS"
(7:15 PM) and he was like
(7:16 PM) "sorry vince but i agree with diedrich!"
(7:16 PM) "i don't want us to get punished over something stupid like this!"
(7:16 PM) well
(7:16 PM) i guess i didnt /actually/ say u hate joy and fun and happiness
(7:17 PM) but i like
(7:17 PM) implied ur a stick in the mud
(7:17 PM) but not in a mean way
(7:18 PM) You flatter me.
(7:18 PM) sry i told u to fuck urself
(7:19 PM) i mean u can try if u want to i wont judge
(7:19 PM) but im sry for suggesting it
(7:19 PM) i didnt rly mean it
(7:20 PM) not rly
(7:20 PM) I know.
(7:21 PM) ur a real good mate
(7:21 PM) alexis is too tbh
(7:22 PM) i remember last month when both of u kept me company when i had pneumonia
(7:22 PM) and watched "chicken run" 10 times w/me
(7:22 PM) and neither of u complained
(7:23 PM) even when i was delirious and thought u were mrs. tweedy
(7:24 PM) and whacked u over the head w/a pillow and screamed how id never let u bake me into a pie
(7:24 PM) It would've been a rotten-tasting pie, anyway.
(7:24 PM) sod off
(7:25 PM) :^)
(7:25 PM) Besides, that's how we prove our loyalty to someone back in Germany.
(7:26 PM) We willingly watch "Chicken Run" for ten hours with them when they're sick.
(7:26 PM) 10 hours of "chicken run"
(7:26 PM) fucking hell
(7:27 PM) u put up w/so much of my bullshit
(7:27 PM) thnx dee
(7:27 PM) u rly r my best mate