Naruto the Overlord Great and Powerful
Made in colab with Bloodhound10
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Note: This story takes place somewhere in between the small time skip in chapter 310 of the Naruto manga
Summary: The Kyuubi is quickly being absorbed into Naruto. His last request was for Naruto to return to his home to tie up some loose ends. Well those loose ends included ruling a planet full of demons and fighting dozens of them off. Well no one said it'd be easy.
Chapter 5: Prinny Massacre
"Alright, here we are." Akira said as the group approached the entrance to the mine. The mine was actually pretty big and seemed to be well kept. Several torches and candles hung from the ceiling or were attached to the sides of the mine.
"Alright, stay let's stay quiet. And be careful. Don't go punting or throwing any prinnies around, ok kid? They explode. We don't want any ceilings caving in and trapping us anywhere from 20 minutes to an eternity."
"Alright, alright. Don't worry I read up on these guys. This should be a snap."
"Ok, if your so confident, how about you take point?" Akira suggested.
Naruto nodded and said "As a matter of fact I will!" and Naruto quickly stepped in front of Akira. As the group of four made their war through the mine they noticed it was eerily quiet. "Its wayyyy too quiet. They definitely saw us coming." Naruto said quietly, "They probably have a trap up ahead."
Meanwhile several prinnies who were hiding behind a random stalactite or stalagmite… well whatever one comes up from the ground, started freaking out. "They're onto us dood!!!!!!"
"Nah it's just your imagination. Prinnies aren't the smartest of creatures y'know." Akira said with a shrug.
The prinnies in hiding sweatdropped. Part of them wanted to jump out and go crazy on them. The other part of them was going 'No! No! No! You'll get your asses handed to you!!!'
"It never hurts to be careful Akira-san." Ikki said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Ikki. They're a bunch of flightless birds! What could they possibly do to us?" Akira said as he downed another cup of sake, which he seemingly pulled out of nowhere.
"If you let your guard down anymore you're gonna trip over it… Akirra, why the hell are you drinking that?"
"What? You want some?"
"No… No I'm fine…" Naruto said as he mentally sighed. He was starting to question the ability of his vassals. As soon as he thought that he was suddenly broken out of his thoughts by the screams of 'GET THEM DOOD!!!' as a massive hoard of blue penguins with peg legs suddenly came charging through corridors and flying down from the ceiling.
Chaos ensued as dozens of prinnies started to attack the group. Naruto quickly formed his hands into a hand sign and yelled "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Before anyone had a chance to figure out what happened, 25 extra Naruto's popped out of nowhere and suddenly started wailing on the poor, extremely confused, flightless birds.
"Wow! Pretty cool, Naruto-san!" Ikki said as he smacked a prinny in the face with his sword. One of the Naruto clones waved in acknowledgement and continued fighting. "Ikki, tone it down a bit. C'mon let's go find a place where we can get a better view." Akira said as he pulled Ikki out of the crowd. Ikki nodded and followed Akira to a nearby catwalk to watch Naruto at work. They quietly jumped onto the catwalk and observed the fight carefully. They were quite impressed with what they saw. But then again he was fighting a group of inexperienced, obviously low leveled prinnies.
The Naruto clones were like death incarnate on the battlefield. At first the prinnies thought they had the upper hand, what with the element of surprise, the fact they outnumbered them, and the whatnot. But they soon realized how screwed they were.
"DOOOOOOOD!!!" A poor prinny yelled as he tried running away from the fight. A Naruto clone gave a demonic laugh before it jumped and ricocheted itself off the walls. The Naruto clone put a spin in his jump and was suddenly rotating at a ridiculous speed as it flew closer to the hastily retreating prinny. "DOOOOOD!!!" The prinny screamed as it was sent into the ground as the spinning clone hit it on the back of the head with the heel of its foot in mid-spin.
Meanwhile the rest of the Naruto clones were causing massive amounts of bodily and collateral damage. The Naruto clones were slamming prinnies into the ground and walls, sending them flying hundreds of feet from were they stood, and stabbing, slashing, and throwing various projectile weapons at them.
All 3 of Naruto's companions were shocked. Not only by his strength but also at his cruelty. "Maybe it's Kyuubi-sama's influence. Now that I think about it, he used to fight like that right?" Ikki suggested as he closely observed the fight.
Akira scratched his chin as he tried to remember. "Actually you're right. Now if he started laughing like a mania-"
"Mwahahahaha!" A Naruto clone laughed as it pounded a prinny into the floor.
"Yep. It's the Kyuubi's influence." Akira said amusingly as he watched a Naruto clone mount and prinny and started ground and pounding him.
"Is that really possible for that to happen, Akira-san?"
"To ground and pound a prinny? Really Ikki?"
"No not that, Akira-san! Is Naruto really starting to act like Kyubi-dono?"
"Well the boss man said he was being absorbed by the kid… Wouldn't surprise me if he started acting more like us and sprouted fox ears and a tail." Akira said as he closely watched the fight. He didn't know how much of the Kyubi's mana he absorbed so far, but apparently the boy knew how to use it. And use it well.
Meanwhile as the Naruto clones caused trauma-inducing experiences for the prinnies, Mia was actually able to get a few prinnies to herself.
"Ah!" A prinny screamed as Mia quickly slashed a random prinny's chest open. Mia wasn't like the rest of the guys back at the castle. She wasn't a fighter- she was only a maid and assistant for the last few years. She had only recently taken up the sword due to the Kyuubi's absence to be able to protect herself, and her best friend, Miyu. Despite this she was able to hold her own. Well at least against low leveled opponents like these prinnies.
"Ahhh they're too strong dood!" A prinny yelled as his eyes turned white. He quickly began running towards the exit, flailing his arms in a panic. "Oh no you don't!" Mia yelled. She put her sword's tip to the ground and put all her energy into her feet. "Blade Rush!" She yelled in her mind as she suddenly dashed forward at intense speeds. The retreating prinny was caught in her path and was left face first on the ground with a big, long sword wound, which slightly resembled a skid mark, on his back.
Before long the prinnies realized they hadn't a snowball's chance in hell and began attempting to retreat. Naruto and his clones didn't let that happen. The Naruto clones charged the prinnies and beat most of them senseless. Naruto was careful to keep at least two or three conscious for interrogation.
A few punches, kicks, flying kunai, and a Rasengan for good measure later, the fight was over, leaving Naruto and Mia with a few small heaps of unconscious prinnies. Naruto just shrugged as he looked at the massacre that lay before him he sighed then had his clones pick up the unconscious prinnies and threw them all into one big pile.
"Is this it? I was kind of expecting more." Naruto said with a tad bit of disappointment.
"In our defense we didn't have that long to prepare, dood." A random prinny whose body lay motionless face first on the floor managed to say.
Naruto shrugged as Akira and Ikki came up from behind him. "Good job Naruto-san! That was amazing!" Ikki said as he gave the blonde a high five, "You too, Mia-chan!"
"I still have a long way to go to be as strong as any of you." Mia said modestly as she scratched the back of her head.
"Eh. The kid ain't that strong Mia." Akira said coolly.
"Hmph. I didn't see YOU fighting any of those things! Where were you guys?!"
"Uh, well me and Ikki were fighting this really strong prinny general and his massive army. You should've seen us. We kicked their asses" Akira lied with a yawn, "Took a lot out of us."
"Rrrright. Well how come I didn't see this prinny general and his massive army?"
"Cuz you're an idiot. We were fighting like right over there."
"Really, cause I did not see you."
"Huh. Well it was a really intense battle."
"I think I would've noticed. I would've sensed the chakra signatures of you and this 'massive army of prinnies'."
"Eh. Well maybe your powers fucked up. This isn't your world y'know. Different shit in the air, man. You don't know how the mana in the air is gonna affect you."
"…Where are the bodies?"
"Huh?"
"The bodies."
"Oh… Uh…" Akira looked behind him and shrugged, "Guess they must've escaped in the 30 seconds it took to walk here and start this conversation."
"…" Naruto sighed. It was never just playing ball with these guys.
Meanwhile deeper in the mine, Prinny Zabuza was quietly meditating. He could remember when he was alive he never really did meditate before a fight, but after death he felt that he really calmed down and mellowed out a lot. Or well, he hoped. A lot of his memory was hazy, especially right before his death and his early childhood. But he remembered a lot of things. Namely his nickname 'Demon of the Mist', and exactly how he got that nickname. He remembered Haku. The young boy he raised when he found him abandoned on the street. And he remembered a kid with spikey blonde hair. The sight of him was the last thing he could remember. That and Haku's dead body. Those thoughts still haunted his dreams. Haku's motionless body, a huge spike of chakra, and the blonde haired boy…
Despite calming down a lot, Zabuza felt that a bit of his rage still existed. After death Haku and him and not been reunited. That alone should be self-explanatory.
Zabuza let out an angry sigh. "Dood!" A prinny called as it rushed into the room.
Zabuza opened his eyes and angrily asked "What is? Why are you bothering me?"
The nervous prinny began sweating as he said "Uh, the intruders beat our ambush squad, dood!"
"Meh. I wasn't expecting much anyway. I'll deal with them myself." Zabuza said. He grabbed his buster sword, which lay in the corner of the room.
As Zabuza left the room the prinny collapsed on the floor with a huge sigh of relief. "Phew! I thought he would've killed me dood!"
"I swear those prinnies were there man! They just up and disappeared!" Akira said as he downed another cup of sake.
"Ok, ok, I believe you! Now put that stuff down! How can you fight like that?!" Naruto yelled. "Well there is Lee but…" Naruto shuddered. No need to be thinking about Bushy Brows right now.
"I'm just that good." Akira said quickly as he refilled his cup.
Mia giggled as she watched the two. Naruto was a pretty cool kid. Plus he could fight as well as he said he could, so he wasn't a complete arrogant idiot. That and his constant arguing with Akira was pretty entertaining. As the 2 continued to argue they got deeper and deeper into the mines, and before they knew it, they were surrounded by mist.
Naruto stopped in his tracks and stopped yelling as he noticed the mist. "Did anyone notice this before?"
"What do you mean by 'this'?" Akira asked, fully utilizing air quotes.
Naruto pointed in a random direction "THIS! THE MIST!" He said.
"Oh. That's been there for a while."
"…Really?'
"Naw I'm just playing." Naruto's left eye started to twitch.
"Ikki how long has this mist been around?"
Ikki mentally sighed and said "We've been walking through this for a little more than 10 minutes."
"There. We've been walking through this mist for a little more than 10 minutes."
Naruto made a mental note to kill Akira in his sleep. "And you didn't think this was strange!"
"Dude. This is a Netherworld. A planet inhabited by demons. We use prinnies as cannon ammo during war. Stranger shit has happened." Akira said in a matter-of-fact tone.
Before Naruto could angrily responded, Mia cut him off. "Akira-san, I think Naruto is right to be suspicious."
"Huh? And why is that."
"I don't think we're alone anymore."
Zabuza's eyes widened. He was well hidden about 75 more feet away from them on a catwalk. He used on of his jutsus to create the mist, and after a few years of training he thought he had perfected his technique. There was no way in hell that girl could've known he was here. Zabuza cursed in his mind and decided to wing it. He threw a shuriken down the hall and jumped away from the catwalk.
Whoosh Whoosh Whoosh
"Something's coming!" Mia yelled. She ducked and a second later a shuriken zoomed past where her head would have been.
"Wow that was close!" Ikki said, "Who could've thrown that?"
Before they had another chance to think another shuriken flew at Ikki. Ikki nimbly dodged it and drew his swords.
"8 targets…"
"What?! Who's there?!" Akira yelled.
"Liver, Lungs, Spine, Clavical Vein, Neck, Brain, Kidneys, Heart…"
Naruto took a kunai from his pouch. "This sounds really familiar…" He thought.
"Which one should I go after?"
"Mia where is he?!" Naruto yelled. Mia's ears twitched and her nose wrinkled. "I… I don't know. I can't pick him up." Mia said. A cold sweat ran down her neck. She then found it hard to breathe. "W-what's with this killing intent?"
Naruto put his hand on Mia's shoulder, "Mia, stay back. I've felt this kind of pressure before. This guy knows what he's doing."
"Hahaha! You got that right, boy!"
Mia's ears twitched as that sentence was finished. Her eyes suddenly widened and she yelled "EVERYONE DUCK!!!"
The 4 dropped to the ground as a large, airborne sword came spinning through where they were all just standing. The sword then embedded itself in the nearby wall behind them with a loud thunk.
"Holy crap!" Akira yelled as his sake spilled out of his cup, "I'm going to kill you!"
"You can try." The prinny said in a haughty tone.
The 4 shot their heads toward where the sword was lodged in the wall. On the hilt a lone prinny was standing with his back to them.
Naruto was shocked. It was way to strange to be a coincidence anymore. "Holy crap! It's-"
END
Omake:
The 4 shot their heads toward where the sword was lodged in the wall. On the hilt a lone prinny was standing with his back to them.
Naruto was shocked. It was way to strange to be a coincidence anymore. "Holy crap! It's Mr. Poofy Pajama Pants!"
Suddenly the Prinny jumped off the sword and started dancing like a popular 90's rapper.
"You can't touch this! You can't touch this! You can't touch this! You can't touch this!"
"…" Mia's mouth was left hanging as the prinny started jumping, dancing, and spinning in ways a prinny shouldn't normally be able to.
"My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say,"oh my lord thank you for blessing me wiith a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"
"Where did the strobe lights come from???" Ikki yelled as the cave suddenly started flashing different colors.
"The strobe lights?! Where the hell did that prinny learn how to break dance!? And who's singing? His mouth isn't even moving!?!" Akira yelled in confusion.
"It feels good when you know you're sown a superdope homeboy from the Oak-"
"AHHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!" Akira yelled. He grabbed his staff from his back and swung it at the prinny. The prinny suddenly started shuffling side-to-side, easily dodging Akira's blows.
"RAGH!!!" Akira swung again, but the prinny suddenly spun in place, the violent swing missing him by mere centimeters.
"I told you homeboy. You can't touch this."
"STOP TAUNTING ME!!!!"
"…"
"I can't believe what I'm seeing." Mia said as Akira angrily tried to chase down the amazing break dancing prinny.
Naruto shook his head in confusion, "…Don't question it."
END
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