Batwoman was actually having a nice, relaxing day.
She had taken care of Terry and played with him to start, and after dropping him off with Batman, had turned on the TV to watch cartoons.
Folding laundry and putting it into seven piles, she fell into a comfortable rhythm.
As the sounds of Spongebob Squarepants filtered through her own little world, Batwoman decided to look out the window…
To see Dick, Jason, and Tim putting Terry into a home-made go-kart at the top of a large hill.
"MY BABY!!!!!!"
All of Gotham heard THAT one…
Jumping to her feet, she opened the window in a flash and jumped, using her cape to slow her descent.
Reaching them, Batwoman grabbed the back of the go-kart at the same time as Batman.
As he lifted the baby out and began stalking off, she glared accusingly at the boys.
"We weren't really going to send him to space, mom…" Dick defended.
"What made you think using Terry would be a GOOD IDEA?"
All three boys wilted…
Then they saw her grin.
"It would be MUCH more fun with Tim!"
Each agreed wholeheartedly, and the youngest Robin climbed into it as she positioned his headgear more securely.
"Ready?"
"Ready!"
"PUSH!"
One solid shove had the go-kart practically FLYING down the hill, and Batwoman dusted off her hands proudly.
"THIS will be one for the book…"
"TIM!"
All three watched in wide-eyed amazement as a grapple caught the go-kart and pulled Batman along for the ride.
"…Uh oh…"
Terry was accidentally released from his father's hold, but opened his wings so he glided to his mother safely.
Happy he was safe, she cuddled the bat-baby a moment before looking back at the cloud of breaking asphalt from her husband's…actions.
"You know, these things wouldn't happen if he just stops having kids." Jason noted.
Batwoman couldn't help laughing in agreement.