Ch. 6 Was that the plan?

Hey all, what's, up? Ok as usual sad me doesn't own Captain Jack or any Disney, wish I did but I don't, so yah, here you go!

"Ow, you git!"

And the fight began.

"Why the hell, did you do that Emily?" Ashley spat, hitting her back forcefully in the arm.

"First, we've already docked. Second, because you wouldn't hit me. Plus look who has quite the potty mouth when provoked", Em came back with.

At that point Ash was in train to kick Emily in the shins, when she stopped. She knew something, she was loosing her integrity. She could see Em was expecting a painful blow, but instead,

"Emily, I refuse to hit you, to sink to your level. There are a lot and I mean a lot of things I would do for yourself. This however is not one! Can't our quarrel be purely of words?" Ash asked hopefully.

Emily seemed to ponder this for a moment. Tilting her head to the left, looking up at the top of the brown, faded, old wood of the brig, "No!" That was her answer, with that said her right fist flew towards Ashley's eye, "Bull shot!" she yelled.

"Bitch!"

Forget a lady like position; Ash wasn't going down without a fight. She ran full speed towards Emily, ramming her into the wall of their cell. You don't become friends with Emily and not learn a few things. Em was shocked needless to say her plan was working.

"Whore! Whore! Whore!" Emily yelled.

Kicking Ash in the shin, causing her bend down, then grabbing a fist full of hair and yanking her to the other side of the cell. Just at that moment both girls heard footsteps coming down the stairs, but where to busy to notice who it was.

The captain just stood there amused, a grin playing at his lips. He was enjoying this a little too much.

"Useless, stuck up, Ms Swann of society!" Em yelled.

That was it. No one referred to Ashley as a Swann, especially an Elizabeth. Em was now at the other end of the cell somewhere in the middle, bending over to catch her breath. Ashley decided to take advantage of the situation. She ran full speed at Emily causing her to be knocked off her feet. The pulled her hair and punched her in the gut. Emily was lying on her stomach. She looked up at Ashley, a smile dangling on her face.

"That (pant), the best (pant), ya got (pant), girly?"

"Plenty (pant), more where (pant), that came (pant), wench", Ashley replied.

"Bring (pant), it (pant), on (pant), strumpet", Em was panting heavily.

She stood up; they still hadn't noticed the Captain. Until Ash came running to Em once more. Em just held out her arm and Ash knocked into it. Causing her to fall backwards on her back.

"Good one, luv!"

Em smiled, until Ashley kicked Em in the leg causing her to fall. She landed with a, 'thud', on her back then a, 'ughhh'.

"Tough luck, kitten", came Jacks voice.

Both girls immediately looked towards the Captain. He gave them a sheepish grin. Em laughed then laid her head back down. Ash soon joined her friend. Both girls lay on their back.

"Good one, Ash"

"Thanks"

"Yah, but…"

"But, what?"

"This isn't over, sweetheart"

With that said Emily was just about to pull Ash to her feet and give her a once over in the gut and a few nail marks, but the Captain opened the door. Em looked at Ash, pointing her nose higher to the left side. Silently mouthing to Ash, 'one', 'two'…

"THREE!" both girls yelled.

"What?" Jack squealed.

Em jumped on his back and covered his eyes with her hands. He was trying to find something to balance himself with. He looked hilarious with his arms extended and back bent.

"Ash, grab the keys!"

"I can't see them!" she shouted back.

As soon as Ash said that Em clicked her heels against his pockets.

He let out a," Ow, easy on the goods luv, I need those."Emily could feel him raise his eyebrows; she giggled then yelled, "Ash, they're in his left front pocket!"

"I'm not going in there! No way!"

"Why not?"

"What if I touch something?"

Jack did his oh so sexy grin.

"So, I wan to be out of here……Now! God-damn-it!"

"Alright", Ashley quickly set her hand in her trousers retrieving the item, "Got it!" she announced.

"Good! You okay? I mean with your virgin hands and all."

"You're a virgin as well you know."

"Yah, I know but my hands have….travelled places", Em said with a quirked eyebrow and a smirk. Jack let out a small growl.

"Shut your mouth", Ashley yelled," I also have virgin ears."

The conversation kept on like this for a while. Jack took advantage of the situation. Em still on his back he rammed her into the cell doors.

"OW! Mary mother of God that hurts!" she grunted.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Ash was so scared she didn't know why, but she ran out of the cell and locked the brig.

"Em, are you okay?" she looked for her friend.

"No, I'm not you half wit!" her annoyed voice came from inside the cell.

Sure enough Ash had looked both Emily and the Captain in the brig.

"Oh, sorry", it was a long awkward pause in which Ash was receiving starring daggers from Emily. Boy if looks could kill, "Do you want me to open the brig and let you out?"

"No. I didn't go through that bitch fight for you to open the door and have him escape. So he can put us both back in this shit hole!"

Jack chuckled at her colourful choice in words.

"Oh, okay. Where do I go now, though? I mean no one will return until at least sunrise tomorrow, because well you know…."Ash said now blushing.

Em shook her head. Of coarse she knew what Ash meant, but she wanted Ash to say it.

Ash rolled her eyes," You know, they're probably with… the ladies of the night", she whispered, even redder now.

"Okay, tell yah what, luv. Get me a wet towel and some rum. Both to drink and to use to heal my cuts. You gave me quite a run for my money Miss Barrie."

Ash nodded. Jack was just smiling because their was going to be rum, but then intervened……

"What? Miss Barrie? You two aren't sisters?!" he yelled, he was outraged.

"I'll fetch you that rum quickly!"

"Yep, you get on that."