Sasuke's nightmare chapter 6: poconggg juga pocong
Disclaimer: punya hiro mashima
warning: bukan setan biasa. Setan!

chapter sebelumnya:
"ngabur nyok!"
"nyok!"
author dan kedua orgil itu pun meninggalkan kamar dan jalan jalan ke surga(mati dong?) eh ngaco maksud saya jalan jalan ke taman…..dan apakah yang terjadi?

di taman…
"khi khi khi khi khi khi khi khi khi khi khi….."
"e-eh?"
"siapa…i-itu?"Tanya sasuke
"khi khi khi khi khi khi khi…"bunyi itu bergeming lagi. Secara refleks author,sasuke,dan si jellal langsung pelukan ketakutan.
"khi khi khi khi khi khi…..,ini sheilla"
SHEILLA?
"sheilla? Siapa tuh?" kata si author memberanikan diri.
"loh? Bukannya kamu tau saya? Kamu aja suruh saya masuk ke fic ini!"kata si sheilla
"oohhh….sheilla alias kunti similikiti dari poconggg juga pocong ya?" Tanya si author.
"iya….khi khi khi,si poconggg lagi sakit…khi khi khi khi khi khi khi…."kata si sheilla.
"koq g dirawat?" Tanya Jellal.
"Biarin aja nanti juga sembuh sendiri…..khi khi khi khi khi…"
Kejamnya….pikir author,jellal,dan sasuke.
"Yaudah….saya mau ke warung dulu ya….." kata si kunti
"mo ngapain?" Tanya si sasuke.ada ya, kunti pergi ke warung….
"mau beli sukiyaki dan teriyaki…khi khi khi khi.."jawab si kunti lagi
" hah? Emang di warung ada makana yang begitu ya?"
"ada juga di hoka-hoka bento!" tambah si author
"oh…gitu ya? Yaudah deh, saya ke hoka hoka bento…khi khi khi…makasih ya…..bye…"

DI HOKA HOKA BENTO…
"khi khi khi khi….."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"M-MAKHLUK APA ITU?"
"khi khi khi….saya kunti similikti….dari bukunya si poconggg…"
"mau pesen apa mba'?"
"mau pesan…..pesan apa ya? Aduh…saya jadi lupa….maaf ya…khi khi…"
ajegile! Baru tadi udah lupa?
kunti pun bergegas keluar…..tapi….
"eh…sebentar!"

"ada apa?" jawab si kunti.
"minta tanda tangan!"
J-A-W-D-R-O-P
kunti pun menandatanganinya lalu pergi

back to sasuke,author,and Jellal
"ah….bosen….keluar yuk!" ajak sasuke.
"tapi-"
"KABURRRRR!" Sasuke langsung ngajak ngabur. Di jalan mereka liat bapak2 yang lagi nangis.
"anda kenapa?" Tanya author sok baik.
tumben…pikir sasuke dan jellal.
"I don't understand what are you saying" kata bapak itu
"fine. So what's your problem?" kata si author nge-sok pake bahasa inggris.
" then, listen to my story…."
the Italian man who wnet to malta
one day I went to mega hotel. In the morning I go down stair to it a breakfast. I said to the waitress I want 2 PIECES OF TOAST. But she gave me only one piece. I said I wan't to piece! She said go to the toilet I said "you no understand? I want two piece on my plate!"
and she said "you better not piss on the plate you son of a *****
I even didn't know the lady but she called me a son of the beach?
later I went to the mega restaurant. The waitress gave me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell the waitress I want any fork. Bla bla bla…

dan arena author males nulis panjang panjang, jadi ditulis aja bla bla bla.

"oh, so that's the problem. You said something, but they-"
"ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
so, bapak bapak tadi langsung ngabur.
"kenapa sih tuh orang?" kata Jellal.
"tauk" kata Sasuke.

TBC
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1 day more, and it's 2012!
so be happy guys, 2012 is coming!