Hey, it's Gormanbros. I love reviews, comments, compliments, or constructive criticisms from you guys. Characters owned by Nintendo. Thanks for reading!

So, I would like you guys to suggest characters for the gang to interview! It can be any video game character, really, but I would really like it if you could mainly say Nintendo characters, or at least 3rd Party characters that are mainly on Nintendo consoles. I will start with suggestions after I get through Pit, Bowser, Villager, Wii Fit Trainer, Mega Man, Olimar and Luigi. I'm going to post 1-2 interviews each day for a while.

Interview 5: Wii Fit Trainer

"Hey, guys. I'm back." Mario waved, returning from his "quest" to find Yoshi.

"Oh, hey, Mario! Glad you're back!" Link smiled. Thank Hylia that Navi doesn't need to commentate any longer… I can't stand her right now. Or ever, really. She's just so annoying…

"Hey, Link."

"Any luck finding Yoshi?" Samus asked, genuinely curious as to why the green dino wasn't with the other seven members of the "Original Eight" smashers in interviewing SSB4 hopefuls.

"Nope… Guess he isn't nearby."

"How far did you go?"

"The nearby Italian restaurant," Mario smiled, as both Link and Samus look at him with disappointment.

"Did somebody say Italian restaurant?" a voice asked from the stage in front of them. The trio looks up to see a white woman (no, literally white, as in the color white) wearing exercise clothing.

"I did!" Mario replied, before noticing that he had no idea who this woman was at all.

"Well, that was a bad choice if you want to stay fit. The carbohydrates in a lot of Italian food are bad for your health. Do what I do, and we can stay fit together."

"Hey, eyeless one! I eat what I want to eat, okay? I'ma Super Mario!

"That's too bad."

"Um, who are you?" Samus asked, sounding slightly disapproving of the woman for some reason.

"I'm the Wii Fit Trainer. Now, ready? Let's get started," the Trainer smiled. "Who's ready for a real workout?" she asked. Mario frowned, Samus tilted her head, and Link's eyes widened, his hand having shot straight up.

Startled, Samus asked, "Link? Really?"

"I want a workout from her. What's so wrong about that?" Link asked.

"Do you want the workout, or to see more of the trainer?"

"You can do both if you join me in training," the Trainer continued to smile.

"Hey, Wii Fit girl."

"Yes, portly plumber?"

"Port…whatever. I'm not even going to question it… So, girl. What about you makes you a good Super Smash Bros. fighter?

"I'm the most physically capable fighter you can find. I literally spend my entire life training, mainly for this moment."

"Well, I'm sold," Link smiled. "You got my vote, Miss Wii Fit Trainer."

"You probably have a good point, Link, She does seem capable… But she's not exactly a fighter, or a protagonist, or a playable character, or even a character at all, really. She's more an enigma."

"I'll make you fit if you vote for me, Mario," the Trainer told him. "And if you don't vote for me, Mario, I'll make you fit." She continued, puzzling Mario. As he was about to speak, she held her hand up. "Into a coffin."

"Oh god…" Samus muttered.

"Mama mia…" Mario sighed.

"Well, Mario?"

"Ima not getting blackmailed by a tutorial figure conceived 27 years later then me! I vote no!"

"That's too bad, Mario." The Trainer sighed, glaring.

Samus began speaking. "You know, Wii Fit Trainer, I hated you at first, but you have guts to talk to Mario that way. I respect you ever so slightly now. Enough, however, to vote yes. Welcome to Super Smash Brothers, Wii Fit Trainer.

"Thank you," she smiled, and then turned around to see Donkey Kong filming her. "Hello, Donkey Kong?" Erm… Yep… Hi…" she stammered before leaving the room quickly.

The camera then shifted over to the judges. Donkey Kong looked from left to right to see varying expressions. Mario looked at him like he was insane. Samus simply glared. Link gave a subtle thumbs up to the Kong under the table.

"Donkey Kong, did you really spend that whole time staring at her from behind?"