Konan started to use her Chakra to heal my wound I hissed as the wound closed and Deidara returned to the bathroom with some of Konans clothing and a new Akatsuki cloak. He blushed when he saw my naked breast. And when Konan was done I quickly dressed.

"Thank you Konan-Chan!" I bowed and left the room I was barefoot and As I passed Deidara's room I was pulled inside. When I turned Deidara's lips pressed against mine he kissed my cheek and neck lightly nipping the flesh of my neck "De-Deidara-Kun!" I gasped as he groped my breasts he continued to nip my flesh and he was careful to miss her shoulder. He took off the clothes she had just dressed in.

"You taste so good, Faolin-Chan, Un..." He nipped my bellie flesh and we fell onto his bed all that I was left in was my borrowed underwear and bra. He trailed his tounge across the top of my breast back to my lips.

I tried to take of his shirt my hands shaking. He chuckled at me and Pulled off his own shirt and pants until all that was left was his boxers. He Unhooked the bra and carefully pulled off the panties. He Inserted a finger inside of me and I squirmed...

"Don't tease me Deidara-Kun!" I laughed and he removed his finger and boxers. His member was fully erect. And he pressed the tip to my opening. I gasped, 'he's so large!' he kissed my lips and in one thrust filled me all the way I gasped and bucked. Pushing him deeper in me. Tears began to form and he kissed them away.

"Shh... it's okay, Un..." he whispered and began to move slowly at first pulling out and In I moaned and he went a little faster and deeper with each thrust.

"F-faster... faster Deidara!" he kissed me with passion and thrust faster. We came at the same time "Deidara!"

"Faolin..." he kissed me and pulled out. He lay beside me panting and I rolled on top of him "Oh?" he said in a fiesty tone.

"You got to tease... it's my turn!" I said seductivly he chuckled and groaned and I rubbed my hips on his, causing him to become erect again I kissed his chest. And I nibbled his shoulder.

I could feel him throbbing against me and I moaned as I rode him he moaned with me and he growled "I can't take this much torture!" he flipped me on my back and quickly thrust into me. I moaned and he started to move, Suddenly his door opened.

"Deidara, are you in here we can't find Faolin..." Deidara paused his thrusting and we stared agape at Sasori.

"SASORI!" we both yelled and he quickly shut the door yelling

"Deidara is making ART with Faolin!"Deidara rolled his eyes and stared back at me I could feel him throbbing inside of me and he then resumed thrusting. We were both panting when the door opened again. We tried to ignore it when I looked... Hidan, Tobi, Kisami, Itachi and Kakazu stared mouth open.

"I... didn't... believe... Sasori..."

"Kisami-san... Why is Deidara-Sempai inside of Fao-Chan?" Kakazu ran from the room and Deidara tried to shut them out. "Is he hurting her?!" Tobi sounded worried.

"Sure... You can't take Rape, Un, but you can take HIS sex!" He stormed from the room and shut the Door. Suddenly we yelled each others name as we Came together. We panted and he pulled out I felt him pull a blanket over us and I fell asleep in his arms.

~*~

"Kisami-Saaan! What was Deidara-Sempai doing inside of Fao-Chan?!" Kisami growled and Hidan noticed everyone.

"What the Fuck did I miss?"

"exactly you missed the 'Fuck'..." Itachi said covering his eyes mumbling something over and over again.

"What the Hell do you mean?!"

"Deidara was having sex with Faolin... and we... walked... in..."

"I SWEAR I'LL GO BLIND NOW!" Itachi yelled and this was interesting... he was usually quite and calm.

"Holy shit! I missed that?! Damnit!"

~*~

I woke up at about 4 am the next morning I was still in Deidara's arms and I kissed him and realised he was still asleep. Time to have some Evil fun. "Oh Deidara! Faster, faster oh yeah!" his face was full of pleasure. "Deidara help! Kisami and Itachi are trying to Rape me!" his face turned to anger "Deidara I'm pregnant!" his face turned to happiness "Deidara We're having Quadruplets!" His face turned scared and I couldn't help but start laughing!

"Oh... you think thats funny?" he growled and kissed me again.

"Of course!" he kissed me and rubbed me. "Deidara! I'm still sore from yesterday!" he grumbled and got up We shared a blanket to the Bathroom Akito Flew onto Deidara's head and fell back asleep we laughed at the small dragon and entered the Bathroom Deidara placed Akito on the Blanket we used. And I turned on the water to a luke warm setting.

Deidara got in first and I followed him he sat down and I knelt behind him the water fell on us and he moaned when I started massaging his back. While I did so I nibbled his ear and I reached for the soap. I filled my hands with it and started to gently scrub his back. He groaned and I saw he became erect again. "Your to easy Deidara-Kun." I nibbled again on his ear and I then stood up hearing Akito yawn and snort shaking his feathers. Suddenly I was pinned against the wall.

"Faolin... you make me so hard..." he growled into my ear and he nudged my legs with his penis asking for acess. I spread my legs and he pushed the tip against my opening. He slowly pushing inside me all the way and I gasped. Still amazed at how large he is. He pushed deeper and we both gasped, I was now panting I could feel him throbbing inside of me and he began to move. Sex standing was much more of a rush...

Deidara held my back and lifted me up I wrapped my legs around his thighs and he pushed deeper inside of me. Akito woke up and stared at the locked door, he opened it... evil dragon. And Leader-Sama walked through the door. We froze... he was still half-awake.

"G-good morning Leader-Sama..." Deidara then slowly thrusted trying to not draw attention to us. I peeked at the cutain he was brushing his teeth.

"huh? Faolin-San... what are you doing in the Shower with Deidara..." suddenly he left the bathroom slamming the door. We heard him yelling "IS NOTHING SACRED ON THIS EARTH! NOT EVEN THE DAMN SHOWER!" I blushed furiously and suddenly gasped as I came and Deidara followed after a few more thrusts.

Spent we shut off the water and got out we each grabbed an Akatsuki towel, which was black with the red cloud and we used the blanket to hide us as we ran to Deidara's room.

"Hey! FaoDara!" we both blinked and looked at Hidan. "Faolin and Deidara make FaoDara or DeiOlin!" he grinned demonically

"Akito!" I pointed at Hidan and Akito launched at him ripping off his ear and setting fire to his hair while icing his eyeballs and Shocking his tongue with electricity. "Goodboy!" the Silver dragon continued it's assult on Hidan. And we found sanctuary in Deidara's room.

I put on some underwear and a bra. Then putting on a pair of Deidara's pants I used my scratched headband as a belt and threw on a shirt Deidara had I put on my cloak and Akatsuki ring. And I opened the door while he only had his pants and cloak on.

"Gah! Fao!" I glanced at him and giggled. He had almost tripped on our clothes from yesterday. I went over to him and hugged him. Standing on my toes to kiss him I left the room and called Akito to me he hid in the raised part of my cloak aroung my neckline. And Leader-Sama came into the room

"Ahem" I glanced stood and bowed Akito then crawled out of the neckline area and sat on my shoulder. Bending his head forward in a makeshift bow. "Sasori has decided to go on a Solo mission and you and Deidara are now partners." I smiled and bowed again my hair followed my bow

"Arigatou Leader-Sama!" I said and then sat down Hidan was getting sewn up by Kakazu. "Serves you right asshole! Next time Kakazu don't sew him up unless he pays money for it!" Kakazu's eyes sparkled... is that even possible I mean, they glow...

"Bitch..."

"Don't make me get a swear jar." Hidan grumbled something. And I smiled in triumph.

"Eternal..."

"Fleeting, Un!"

"Eternal..."

"Fleeting!"

"Eternal...

"FLEETING, UN!"

"ETERNAL!"

I had enough "SHUT UP BOT OF YOU OR I'LL DESTROY BOTH OF YOUR ART!" they silenced.

"PMS..." Deidara quickly said to Sasori. Then I realised.

"Oh no!" I quickly ran to Konan's room. Leaving confused people behind. "K-Konan!" I pounded on the door. She opened it.

"What?"

"I have a medical question..." she sighed

"Alright come in." She opened the door wider and I noticed Origami everywhere.

"Is it possible if your a week away from your period and you just had sex three times... to get pregnant?" I said quickly petting Akito who hummed and streched his small feathery wings.

"Wait... first who did you have sex with?"

"D-Deidara..." she looked surprised.

"Well yes it is possible." I suddenly ran out the door and outside. Tobi tried to follow but Akito grew to full size and scared him off. I sat in the forest just crying.

"Oh god... What if I do get pregnant... she heard a flapping of tiny wings. I looked and Saw Akito land on my knees. "Oh... Akito! I can't raise a child in the Akatsuki..." I cried harder until I threw up in sadness. And cried even more.

"Lauren!" I heard from the opposite direction of the base.

"Faolin! Fao-Chaaan!" I heard coming from the direction of the base. I gripped my head. I could remember being called by the name Lauren... but they're foggy crystal clear memories from the name Faolin. I cried out in pain and doubled over my head hurt in Pain.

A roar then filled the air and Akito was full size and curled around me. The pain was too much i went unconcious. I felt being picked up and Akito was by my neck now. It sounded like he was hissing. But I couldn't tell... everything was full of pain...