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Chapter 6: Eric Cartman.

Holy shit...

...I think I'm in love with Kyle!

Craig sat up, letting out a gasp as the realization washed over him. He felt a mixture of happiness and fear. He began to breath heavily at the thought of being with Kyle. Craig put a hand up to his forehead, invisioning himself trying to love Kyle, and not being able to. He felt that if he was to start a relationship with Kyle, he wouldn't be able to truly love him.

Upon this revelation, Craig got dressed, and climbed out Kyle's window, tears in his eyes. He ran through the snow, in such a hurry, he didn't even tie his shoes. His loose laces caught underneath him, and he tripped and fell onto the pavement. He landed knee first on the concrete, and yelled out in pain. He stayed there on the ground, holding his knee and crying. He cried from both the pain in his heart, and his bloody knee.

Craig slowly got off of the ground after tieing his shoes, and made his way to the school, where his car was parked. Upon arrival, he saw that his car was the the only one in the parking lot. He walked toward the green van, wiping the tears from his eyes.

As soon as he was within arms reach of his vehicle, a red sedan pulled up. Craig recognized the car, but didn't know who it belonged to. He decided to to play it cool, and lean up against his own car, and light a cigarette. He knew he was in a school parking lot, but he didn't give a shit. He needed a smoke, truth be told.

The car came to a stop beside Craig's. He expected it to Mr. Mackey, or some other staff member, coming to tell him to put that cigarette out. To his surprise, and genuine horror, it was Eric Cartman, who exited the car. He stood before Craig, in an awkward silence.

"Your battery freeze up?" He asked. Craig, remembering he just got done crying, wiped his eyes, and let out a quiet sniffle. He shook his head no.

"I just needed a smoke," He said cooly, taking a puff, and blowing it out. "I don't like smoking in the car." That was true. He didn't like smoking in his car, becaused he hated it when people commented on the car smelling like smoke.

"Are you okay?" Cartman leaned forward, in an attempt to decipher Craig's mood through his placid expression. He must've seen his red eyes, because he gasped. "Dude, shit did I make you cry?" He sounded worried, but Craig wasn't buying it.

"No you didn't..." Craig said. "I just..."

"I'm sorry Craig." Cartman said, causing Craig to nearly swallow his cigarette.

"What the fuck?"

"I'm sorry," Cartman said again, hanging his head low. "I went too far calling you a fag."

"Did the principal threaten to expell you or something?"

"It's okay, I never apologize, so I don't mind that you're doubting me," Cartman said. "But this is a legit apology." He said, opening the door to get back in his car. Craig cursed himself, as Kyle went through his mind again. He needed to forget about Kyle for a while. He needed a distraction.

...a big fat distraction...

"Cartman?"

"What?"

"C'mere." Craig gestured over next to him. Cartman, sighing, walking over to Craig.

"What is it?" Cartman asked, frowning. "Do you wanna punch me, fahn, go ahead, I deserve it." He said, spreading his arms out, and inviting Craig to beat him. Craig sighed, he couldn't believe what he was about to do.

"Shut up." Craig grabbed Cartman's chubby cheeks, and pulled him into a deep kiss, tongue and all. Cartman was so shocked, that he just froze, for lack of a better word. He gave Cartman the kind of kiss he'd give Stan, the kind of heated kiss he'd give Kenny or Clyde, the kind of loving passionate kiss he'd give... Kyle... "Dammit." Craig hissed to himself, upon breaking the kiss.

"What the...?" Was all Cartman could say, as Craig opened the sliding door of his van. He grabbed Cartman's wrist and pulled him into the van, closing the door behind them. Cartman was surprisingly passive, not questioning what was happening, just accepting it.

"That kind of humility deserves a reward." Craig said, spreading Cartman's legs wide. He pressed his hand into the fat boy's crotch, rubbing him hard, until his crotch rose, and a moan escaped his quivering lips.

"Oh fuck..." Cartman moaned. Craig unbuttoned Cartman's jeans and exposed his underwear-covered bulge. Cartman was speechless as Craig pulled his underwear off, letting his cock flop out. He stood full mast in front of Craig's eyes. The noirette took hold of Cartman's hard member, and began to rub it slowly. Cartman let his head fall back as he let out a moan. Craig got to work, licking the head of Cartman's penis, before engulfing it in his mouth.

Craig bobbed up and down on Cartman's length, with the other boy stroking his hair as he did so. Cartman starting calling out Craig's name, being sure to muffle himself with his coat sleeve. Craig pulled off, leaving Cartman whining for more.

"C'mon!" Cartman growled, touching himself to maintain the feeling. "Finish what you started!"

"Shut up and I will..." Craig said, removing his pants and underwear, rather awkwardly considering they were crammed in the back of his van. Craig felt pretty low, stooping to servicing Cartman just to get off. He positioned his bottom just above Cartman's throbbing cock. The fat boy gulped.

"Are you sure you wanna-AAAHH!" Cartman howled as Craig sat on his cock, letting it go deep within him. Cartman wasn't very long, but he was thick, and it took some getting used to. Craig remained still for a minute, before moving. Cartman took hold of Craig's hips, but the noirette was quick to smack them away.

"If you're gonna keep fucking me," Craig said, stifling a moan as Cartman pushed his cock further within him. "You're not gonna manhandle me!" With that, Craig went full steam ahead, bouncing up and down Cartman's cock, the fat boy bit his lip as he grew closer to orgasm. Soon, he was cumming deep within Craig's ass, and Craig wasn't done.

He fucked Cartman's cock for all it was worth, which wasn't much. Soon, Craig groaned in frustration as Cartman's now-limp member slipped out of him. He was still hard, and hadn't cum yet. Cartman, looking absolutely exhausted, took hold of Craig's cock, and pumped it with all the energy he had left.

"You...better...cum..." Cartman said as he felt Craig's cock grow wetter in his grasp. Craig wrapped an arm around Cartman's shoulder as he was jerked off. Craig let out a shaky moan as he felt he was about to cum. "That's it...cum for me..." Cartman whispered.

Craig nearly screamed as he shot thick ropes of pent up cum all over the interior of his van(And he had a problem with the cigarette smoke). Cartman wiped himself up, and left the van, deciding not conversing was the best thing. Craig thanked god Cartman decided not to talk about what they just did. He dressed himself, and climbed into the driver's seat of his van, and let out a deep sigh as he drove out of the parking lot...

Sorry for such a short chapter. I found it pretty challenging to pair Craig with Cartman after the Kyle chapter, where Cartman was clearly established as an enemy. I kept this short and simple, to appeal to the suggester(known as Guest). Need suggestions for the next chapter, or should I just build upon the Kyle and Craig relationship? Taking all suggestions.

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