Lord Togami heard someone calling out to him from the intercom. This voice kind of sounded like Troy Baker imitating a vampire.
"Togami, you get out here THIS INSTANT!" they said.
"Dio, who is that?" Togami asked his servant.
"It's the Prinny Instructor and his werewolf steward, sir." He told his master.
"I thought I told that vampire and his dog to f**k off." said Togami.
"Did you really expect them to listen?" Dio asked.
"No. No I didn't." the prick sighed.
He then headed over to the intercom to talk to the visitors outside.
"What do you want, Valvatorez?" Togami asked the vampire.
"You know very damn well what I want!" the vampire said, "Why are these Prinnies working on Prinny Day?! They're suppose to have the day off!"
"Hasn't anyone ever told you 'time is money?'" asked the rich overlord, "If I sent those plushed penguins on vacation, I'd lose money."
"But making Prinnies work on Prinny Day is against the rules!" Valvatorez told the rich prick.
"Screw the rules. I have money." said Togami.
"You're so infuriating!" yelled the Prinny Instructor as he banged his head on the wall several times.
The wolf-man stepped forward. "You're upsetting my master! And for that, you will pay!"
"Calm down, Fenrich." Valvatorez told his servant, "Let's not resort to violence just yet."
The vampire spoke with the prick again.
"Now, why don't we settle this like gentlemen." he said, "Give the Prinnies their day off, and you can have them back tomorrow."
"They're my servants. I can do with them as I please." Togami said, "Why don't you go home and choke on some blood or something?"
Valvatorez let out a loud shout of anger.
"TOGAMI, YOU PRICK!" the Prinny Instructor screamed, "GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS!"
Dio was now on the intercom.
"My master apologizes." he said, "He wanted to let you know that if you're unhappy with us, then go file a complaint by calling 1-800-EAT-A-D*CK."
"CURSE YOU, TOGAMI!" yelled Valvatorez.
A small Prinny with large eyes tugged on Valvatorez' sleeve, getting his attention.
"Don't worry, little one." the vampire said, "I promised you I would help your friends get their day off, and I always keep my promises."
He then turned to face the werewolf.
"Come, Fenrich!" he said, "Let us help save these Prinnies!"
"All is for my lord!" the werewolf said as he bowed to his master.
Nico and his crew entered Rich Prick.
"God, I hate this place." Nico said.
Coden looked around in confusion.
"Why are there Prinnies working?" he asked, "Isn't it suppose to be Prinny Day?"
"Knowing Togami, he's making the poor penguins work on their day off." Nico said.
"Man, what a douche!" Seven said.
Suddenly, a familiar Prinny rushed towards Nico and hugged him.
"Bagels, is that you?" Nico asked. He looked at the penguin's eyes to confirm it. "What're you doing here, buddy?"
Bagels took out a pen and notepad out of his pack and started writing.
"I'm here to save my friends, dood." he wrote.
Suddenly, they heard a voice.
"You there!" it said. The vampire and his werewolf servant came towards them."Are you the maser of this Prinny?" He pointed to Bagels.
"I am." Nico said.
"I am the Prinny Instructor, Valvatorez, and this is my steward, Fenrich." the vampire told Nico, "Bagels here came to us to help his Prinny friends from the clutches of Togami. May we ask for your aid?"
"I really want to help you..." Nico said, "But I promised Coden here we'd find his friend, and we have to do it before she gets into trouble."
"I understand." said Valvatorez, "You made a promise, and you must always honor your promises. Go. Look for your friend. I wish you the best of luck."
"Thank you, Valva..." But before he could finish, Bagels tugged on Nico's poncho and stared at him with big eyes.
"On second thought, I can't just abandon Bagels when he needs my help. Plus, I really want to kick that douche's ass." said Nico, "I just wish I knew what to do..."
"Might I make a suggestion, my lord?" asked Godot.
"Alright. Let's hear it." Nico said.
"Why don't we have the group split up? One team can continue the search for Chiaki, and the other team can stay to help the Prinnies. And so we can meet up immediately after we're done here, each team should have one of the mages with them to use the quick travel spell."
"Great idea, Godot." Nico said, "My team will stay and help the Prinnies. Coden's team, you continue the search."
"Yes, sir!" The others said in unison.
So Nico's team, which consisted of Godot, Maya, Cloud, Komaeda, Mean Dino, and Morishige (Only because Mean Dino ate him again), stayed to help the Prinnies, while Coden's team, which consisted of Gundham, Nekomaru, Seiko, Riku, Nagisa, and Seven continued to search for Chiaki.
Nico and the others began to storm Togami's castle.
"Thank you again for your aid, Nico." Valvatorez said.
"No problem." Nico told the vampire.
Then all of a sudden, Valvatorez' stomach growled.
"It would seem I'm low on energy." he said, "I must refuel!"
"Let me guess." Maya said, "With blood?"
"No, I gave up on blood a long time ago." said the vampire.
"Then what do you eat to refuel your energy?" asked Cloud.
"SARDINES!" shouted the Prinny Instructor, as he started to munch on some.
"Ha ha! His favorite food is the same as the Prinnies!" Komaeda said.
"Very fitting for a Prinny Instructor." Nico said.
Bagels tugged on Valvatorez' sleeve again.
"Ah, yes. Here you go, Bagels." the vampire said as he tossed a sardine to the Prinny, who immediately started to nibble on it. "He's one of my best students." Valvatorez told Nico, "He definitely deserved one."
Soon, however, some of Togami's female guards headed their way.
"Stop in the name of Lord Togami!" they yelled.
Togami's guards were female zombie maids.
"Those aren't zombies." Nico told the narrator, "Those are zom-BABES!"
"We will capture you for our master!" one of the maids said.
"I really feel bad for doing this to you girls..." Nico said, "Komaeda!"
"Got it, Nico!" said the Ultimate Bullsh*t, as he activated his bullsh*t speed. He moved so fast, it was as if time had stopped. Before doing anything else, he got out an MP3 player, and had the song "Sweet Dreams (Are made of this)" playing. After a couple moonwalks, Komaeda pulled out a pair of scissors (Please don't ask where they came from...),went all over the castle and started cutting the stitches that held the zombies... ("Zom-BABES."Nico corrected.) ...Zom-babes together. After a few more dance moves and a snap of his fingers, the zom-babes fell apart.
"Not again!" one of them complained.
"Wow! I'd say you girls really fell to pieces!" said the jester.
The maids found that pun painful in more ways then one.
"What just happened?" Valvatorez asked.
"I used my Super Duper Luckster powers to suddenly get super speed and took out the stitches that kept their parts together." Komaeda answered.
"What?! That's bullsh*t!" Fenrich said.
"I know, right?!" said the jester.
They continued onward to Togami's throne.
"If it isn't Nico B." Overlord Douche said, "How'd you get past my guards?"
"Hi!" said Komaeda.
After a face-palm, Togami stated "Of course, you brought him."
"Togami, let these Prinnies go!" Nico said.
"Oh, sure. Just let me fill out some paperwork, and- DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D LISTEN TO YOU?!" Togami yelled, "I'm Overlord Byakua Mother-F***ing Togami, the richest overlord in all the Netherworld!"
"You forgot 'the douchiest.'" Godot said.
"They aren't wrong, sir." Dio said.
"Ha! I'm douchey, and I know it, fools!" Togami said "It doesn't change a thing! The Prinnies continue working!"
"Not if we have something to say about it!" Nico said.
"Dio! Deal with them!" said the Rich Prick Overlord.
"Yes, sir!" Dio said, as he charged at them.
After chugging down a cup of coffee, Godot let out a loud "HAAAAAAAA!" and blasted Dio with his laser.
"God...Dammit..." said Dio, as he passed out.
"Useless..." the douche said, "No matter! You now have to deal with..." He then tears off his shirt, and the song "Too Sexy" starts playing in the background. "JACKED TOGAMI!" he shouted.
"Oh, my lord." Valvatorez said as he made a face-palm.
"Maya. You know what to do." Nico told the mage.
"Okay!" said Maya as she used a summoning spell.
A portal appeared in the middle of the throne-room.
"What did you just do...?" Togami asked nervously.
Then suddenly, a girl with long braids and oversized glasses come out the portal.
"MASTER BYAKUA!" she screamed.
"OH GOD, NO!" yelled Togami.
"Oh, my White Knight is JACKED!" yelled the girl as she fainted, immediately getting back up afterwards, now having red eyes and an impossibly long tongue. "OOOH! LOOK AT THOSE JACKED BICEPS!" screamed the girl, as if she didn't remember seeing them before, "They're so hot! It almost make me wanna kill someone!"
"Is that Genocider Sho?" Valvatorez asked.
"I thought her name was 'Genocide Jack.'" said Fenrich.
"You must have gotten your information from an unreliable source, Fenrich." the vampire told him.
"I GIVE UP!" Togami screamed, "I'LL FREE THE PRINNIES! JUST KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME!"
"Maya." Nico said.
"Got it, boss!" the mage said, as she cast a sleep spell on Sho, then used telekinesis to send her back inside the portal, which closed afterwards.
"She'll be convinced she was dreaming when she wakes up." Maya told her master.
"Good job, Maya." said Nico, who then set his attention on Togami."So, are you going to hold up on your end of the deal?"
"Yes, yes. The Prinnies can have the rest of the day off." The shirtless douche said.
"By the way, there's something else I'll need your help with." Nico said.
"W-what is it?" Togami asked.
"I know you have secret cameras all around the Netherworlds which you use to spy on your business competitors."
"Yes... What about them?" Togami asked, not seeming ashamed at all that he uses such a dirty tactic to be above the other rich overlords.
"We need you to use it to help us find a friend of ours." Nico told him.
As much as he wanted to answer with "Like hell, I'll help you!" he knew that would be unwise and that the unwanted visitor would return.
"L-leave it to me, Nico..." said the rich douche.
Nico, Togami, and the others were in a control room that controlled the secret cameras.
"What does this friend of yours look like?" Togami asked.
"She's an angel with short pink hair and a white kitty hoodie." Nico answered.
"Your friend's an angel, huh?" said Sir Douche-a-lot (Togami), "Is she just visiting, or does she have business here in the Netherworld?"
"She was sent here to kill Overlord Junko." Godot said.
"Why would they send one angel to fight Overlord Junko?" asked Bitchy Rich (Also Togami).
"Redemption." said Cloud, "She committed an act of treason, so she must kill Junko in order to return to Celestia."
"Well, if you plan to help her, I have to warn you..." Togami told them, "This redemption quest is one she's meant to do on her own. Celestia's not going to be happy to know she had 'outside' help."
"But they sent a bodyguard to go with her." Nico said.
"A bodyguard?! They never send bodyguards!" said the jacked prick.
"Then... What's Coden doing here?!" Nico asked.
"The way I see it, there's two possibilities." Togami told Nico, "1. the 'bodyguard' you speak of snuck out of Celestia to help your friend, or 2. Someone else in Celestia set this up to give your friend a higher advantage, deceiving both her and the bodyguard."
"You don't think Coden would be lying to us, do you?" Nico asked his adviser.
"It's a possibility." said Godot, "He does seem to have a bone to pick with Junko, and he does seem to be very protective of Chiaki."
"If he is deceiving you, then he'll be punished the moment he returns to Celestia." Togami said.
"How do you know so much about Celestia Laws? "Cloud asked.
"Money." the rich prick said, "It can buy you anything, even information."
He then looked at one of the computer screens.
"Is that the angel you're looking for?" he asked, pointing at the screen.
"Yeah, that's Chiaki." Nico said, "But who's that with her...?"
"Oh, look at that. More outside help." Togami said, "Things aren't looking good for your friend."
"Where is she?" Nico asked.
"It looks like she's near the Beelze-Pub." said Togami, "Now, are you sure you want to bother finding this angel? It would probably be best to ignore her..."
"We're not going to ignore our friend." Nico told Donald Chump (Togami.)
"Very well..." he said, "Just don't come crying to me when an Archangel attacks you for interfering."
So Nico's group reunited with Coden's group. Mean Dino also released Morishige after taking a giant SHIIIIIIIIIIII...! (Big Sh*t Count: 8) in front of Togami's lawn, which he was not happy about. Before they left, Valvatorez saw them off.
"Thank you so much for helping these Prinnies." he said.
"Yeah, thanks, dood!" said one Prinny.
"Your the best, dood!" said another.
"Good luck finding your friend." said Fenrich.
"See you when you get back, dood!" Bagels wrote.
As Maya and Seiko began to use the Quick Travel spell, Nico spoke to Coden.
"Hey, Coden... Once we find Chiaki, there's something we need to talk about."
"O-okay." Coden said, looking a bit worried and confused.
Chiaki and Monomi walked out the Beelze-Pub with shakes in their hands, and sat down on a nearby bench.
"I wish the demons in there were as nice as the ones in Toto Bunny." Monomi said.
"Yeah..." said Chiaki, "I'm glad there was at least one demon who was really kind, though."
moments after she said that, a spiky haired demon with yellow eyes and a scarf came out the pub. Chiaki stood up and waved at him.
"Hey, hey!" she said, "Thanks again for your help, Mr. Killia!"
"No problem." He said with a smile as he went his way.
As they were enjoying their shakes, the angel and the rabbit saw a nearby glow. Once the glow subsided, they saw Nico and the others. It didn't take them long to meet eyes with each other.
"Lady Chiaki!" yelled Coden, as he ran up to her, the others following soon after.
"Hey, Chiaki..." Nico said to the angel, "You think you could reconsider letting us help you?"
"There's nothing to reconsider." Chiaki said, throwing Nico's words back at him, "If you're just going to try and kill Junko, then I don't need your..."
"We'll leave Junko's fate in your hands." Nico said, "Just... Let us protect you."
Chiaki just looked at the kind overlord in wonder.
"Why do you want to help me?" she asked, "I never did anything for you to deserve your help."
"That's just the kind of guy I am." said the overlord, "If someone's in need, I'll do everything I can to help them."
Before Nico knew it, Chiaki was embracing him.
"You truly are a kind demon, Nico." she said, "...Thank you... I'll accept your help... I think..."
Nico embraced her back. Everyone else smiled, and Godot gave a thumbs up.
"What a hopeful moment." said Komaeda.
"Well, then." said Nico after letting Chiaki go, "Shall we head off?"
"I DON'T THINK SO!" said a voice from above. Coming down from the heavens was a colossal mechanical angel. "YOU WILL NOT INTERFERE, DEMONS!" he said.
"Who's that!?" asked Nico.
"That's the Archangel, Metatron!" said Chiaki.
"Oh no, METATRON!" yelled Morishige.
Meanwhile, back at Rich Prick, Togami sat on his throne to take a breather after everything that's happened. Soon, his servant, Dio, appeared.
"Sir, Nico and the others are being attacked." he said.
"Is that so? And who is it that's attacking them?" asked Togami.
"It's the Archangel, Metatron." Dio said.
"Well, I sure hope somebody picks up that phone..." said the rich douche, as he got up from his throne, "BECAUSE I F***ING CALLED IT!"
To be continued...
Wow! So many references! Anyway, the team-up with Nico and Valvatorez was originally going to be more epic and more in-dept, but then I'd be breaking a rule and have a Disgaea character be a major plot point in this story. Plus, if Nico can one-punch Ace, then Togami's a joke to him when it comes to Ultimate Demon Power. I feel this chapter reflects my love for Team Four Star's Dragon Ball Z Abridged, since I used a few of their jokes in here. And for those who don't know much about Prinnies, "dood" is actually spelled that way when they say it. Now, before I go, Valvatorez wanted me to remind you that if you want to grow strong, eat plenty of SARDINES!
P.S. I'm a little sad that I couldn't give Killia a bigger role, since he's my all-time favorite Disgaea Character.