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Starfox: Endless Fun
Chapter 6: Fox V.S. Plushies
Ding! "And the match begins! Fox McCloud versus 'Basket of Plushies'!"
Slippy sat in the back watching the boxing match, commentating along with it.
"And the sneaky vulpine goes for an uppercut! ... But he's cut off by a powerful right hook! Ouch! That's gotta hurt!"
Outside…
"Golly, those kids are making a HUGE racket in there… it's like…. A boxing match…" Peppy chuckled at his "joke", which wasn't much of one anyways.
Pow! Bang! Whoppa! BOOM!
"And Fox finally goes down! 'Basket of Plushies' wins the match!"
Fox lay dazed and unconscious, yet Slippy ran over to him and… "What was that, Fox? You were supposed to win, especially against a basket of plushies! Come on, Fox, you know you're better than that!"
"Ugh… I'm too weak to move on… Goodbye, Master…"
Slippy watched in horror ass Fox abruptly disappeared. "Fox McCloud was killed by 'Basket of Plushies'."
Krystal gasped, and screamed, "You MURDERER!!!!"
At that moment, a fanfare played, and Fox triumphantly respawned.
"Oh, never mind." Krystal left, carrying the basket of plushies, while sorting them out. "This one's too fat, this one's too old, and this one's too fluffy…"
Slippy turned to Fox. "You're lucky that the basket didn't REALLY kill you… And seriously, seeing as you got beat THAT badly, we really need to start a boxing program for inexperienced FOXES…"
Peppy stepped in. "Er… Fox, don't we need to be going to Krystal's marriage?"
Fox, looked him in genuine disbelief. "What did you just say???"