Um, spoilers for the Music Clip Animation video? Yeah, I butcher everyone really bad in here, but it's all out of love, right? ^_^
(4:30am at the Weiss apartment…everyone is sleeping peacefully, save Yohji who has just staggered in)
Yohji: *yawns, making his way over to his bed* Noooo…the shop opens in a few hours…I need to talk to Aya about changing the hours to 3pm to 6pm. Yeah, that'd be nice. *smiles and falls on the bed, instantly snoring*
(suddenly a really loud trumpet sounds)
Yohji: *eyes wide open, jumps up* Ah, Aya's going to freak out at me like last time!
~*~FLASHBACK SEQUENCE~*~
*the alarm rings at 6am and Yohji is still in bed, sleeping. 15 minutes later Aya walks in to see a mess of limbs protruding out of all sides of the sheets and the sound of loud snoring from under it*
Aya: *arms crossed* Yohji!
Yohji: *groans* Whaaaaaaaat? *looks out from under the covers, a dazed look in his eyes and smiles* Oh, hi, Aya. Come to take me up on my offer from last night?
Aya: Get downstairs. NOW.
Yohji: Nooooooo. The bed's too nice and warm…you should join me. *raises eyebrows* Ken and Omi can take care of the store for a few hours, right?
Aya: *calmly makes his way over to Yohji's drawer and pulls something from it*
Yohji: *stretches out* Yeah, I thought you'd see things my way…but that's not where the toys are, Aya-…huh?
Aya: *holds Yohji's little black book*
Yohji: *instantly sits up* What are you doing with that?
Aya: *starts ripping it down the middle*
Yohji: WAIT! THOSE ARE THE NUMBERS AND ADDRESSES OF HUNDREDS OF FOXES IN TOKYO!
Aya: *rips it completely, then throws it in the wastebasket* Downstairs now before all you KY Jelly goes down the drain. *calmly exits*
Yohji: *whimpers*
~*~END FLASHBACK SEQUENCE~*~
Yohji: *puts a new change of clothes on over the one's he's wearing and ties the apron to his forehead, running out*
(in Ken's room…)
Ken: *hands over ears* Dammit, I need my bishounen-sleep! What's going on?!
(in Omi's room…)
Omi: *crying* It's the apocalypse!
(in Aya's room)
Aya: *growls and gets up, walking out to the hall, oblivious to the fact that he's still naked* YOHJI, I WILL KILL YOU!
Yohji: *runs down the hall until he hears Aya and turns around* What do you me-ehhhhh??? *takes one look at Aya and gets a nosebleed*
Aya: WHAT is that sound?
(outside, Schwarz are all asleep in Siko's mother's minivan…)
Siko: *who is driving, also playing the trumpet* ALL OF YOU GET DOWN HERE!
(inside…)
Yohji: No…
Aya: *head in hands*
(later, in the theater…)
(all the guys are just now waking up)
Crawford: What the hell are you doing waking us all up at 4am?! Don't you torment us enough *after* the light of dawn?
Siko: You guys are doing a special review today…
Yohji: *hopefully* The last one?
Siko: No!
Yohji: *sighs* Well, I can always dream, can't I?
Siko: You guys get to review the Weiss Music Clip Animation video. And you each get your own little musical number at the end.
Nagi: Oh, joy. You can just see that excitement radiating off of the happy glow on my face.
Siko: *pouts* Just pick a video. *shoves the list in his hands*
Nagi: *sighs and scans through it* …"Tokyo Sling".
Yohji: *snickers* Schu, you looked like a fat Sears model in that outfit you were wearing.
Schu: *face turns red* That was a new low. *sends him a mental blast*
Yohji: *falls backward* ACK! I was just kidding!
Farfello: Yeah, well I liked it. It was cool. *grins*
Nagi: Yes, we all know why you enjoyed it, Farfie…
Aya: Aya-chan didn't look like herself…she looked…odd.
Yohji: *sitting up, lighting a cigarette* Well, Aya looked really foxy in that video…
Aya: *looks away, a slight smile on his face*
Schu: *glares* So, I'm ugly to you now, is that it?
Yohji: No, no, that's not what I meant at all!
Schu: *turns away arms crossed* I'm so sure. And why did you try to kill me in that one part, hm?
Yohji: Because you tried to stab me!
Schu: Yeah, because I found out you were two-timing me with half the city!
Yohji: *raises an eyebrow*
Ken: It's Yohji…you know, Kudou Yohji?
Schu: *vacant stare*
Omi: Man-whore extraordinaire?
Schu: …oh, yeah, I forgot! Sorry about that, Yohji.
Yohji: Eh, I don't blame you for being jealous.
Nagi: I'm getting very scared so we're moving along: "Carnival 2000"
Farfello: I loved this video! God hurt after watching this so I forced him to watch it over and over again until he spontaneously combusted.
Others: *blink*
Farfello: What? I did!
Crawford: *grimaces* I hated this stupid video.
Aya: *crosses arms* That's because after seeing it, you realized how weak your fighting skills are.
Crawford: Shut up, they aren't weak…I was just trying out a new style.
Aya: Likely. *smirks…scary ooc alert!*
Farfello: Oh, yeah, that was funny when Yohji killed Neu. *snickers*
Yohji: *silence, starts crying*
Omi: Here it comes…
Yohji: *suddenly looks up and screams* ASUKA!
Everyone: *covering their ears*
Yohji: *instantly regains composure* Alright I'm done.
Omi: Nagi…why wouldn't you let me touch you in that video? You slammed me into the wall! *sniffles*
Nagi: Because you were having that fling with Ouka.
Omi: *sadly* Oh, yeah…
Nagi: *pats him on the back* If it's any consolation, you looked really good all helpless like that and everything…*smiles*
Omi: *blushes*
Schu: *grins* Ah, young love…
Nagi: I will rip all of you internal organs out.
Schu: *rolls eyes and sits back, crossing his legs*
Nagi: *clears throat and looks at the list* "Other Side of the Moon".
Crawford: I have nothing other to say than this video proves that all of Weiss swing their doors one way…
Yohji: *pouts* What are you getting at?
Crawford: In the beginning…when you're all naked in front of you image flowers…yeah, I think that pretty much spoke for itself.
Aya: Yohji's not gay, he's polysexual.
Ken: Yeah, if it's got a hole, it's good enough for Yohji.
Yohji: Shut up! You're all just jealous of my animal magnitude…
Omi: Very.
Nagi: Yeah, I'd say this video scared me, which is why we're no longer discussing it. Last one, finally: "Last in My Winds".
Yohji: Borrrrrring…
Schu: Yeah, this video sucked.
Omi: I liked it, the animation was nifty!
Schu: "Nifty"…who the hell uses "nifty" anymore?
Siko: *slaps him upside his head, glaring* I do…
Schu: Schwarz wasn't even in the video!
Nagi: Yeah, we were…for like, 2 seconds…
Aya: You should feel lucky that you were in it at all.
Crawford: We don't want to be in your stupid video anyway!
Aya: Good!
Yohji: Yeah, Aya had a really pissed off expression in the scene after Schwarz's.
Aya: Because they showed up during filming expecting to be in the video! …it made me angry.
Ken: But no, "Takatori, shi-ne"-angry, right?
Aya: Oh, no, not that.
Siko: So anyways, if you don't have it yet, we suggest you go out and buy the Music Clip Animation DV, right guys?
Guys: *roll eyes* Yeah, sure, whatever.
Siko: So, who wants to do a musical number?
Yohji: Me, me! "Babe, babe, babe, babe, na, na"-
Aya: Not that!
Schu: I'll go!
Everyone: NO!
Schu: Why not? See, I'm so cool that I can sing in English:
"Breeeeeeaaaaaaath wiiiiissssszzzzh meeeeeee!"*
(translation: Breathe with me!")
Everyone: AHHHH!
Siko: Oh, come on guys, he's not that bad…it's kind of, uh…cute. Yeah.
Crawford: Hm, I can sing.
Nagi: Crawford, what I don't understand is that you're American and you have horrible English…
Crawford: *pouts*
Aya: I'm not singing.
Siko: Goddammit, yes, you are!
Aya: …"babe, babe, babe, na, na, na." There are you happy?
Yohji: Hey, that's my song! Get your own!
Aya: I already have my own. About 50 of them.
Yohji: Have you noticed how all of my songs rock and everyone else's suck? Especially Ken's…
Ken: Hey!
Farfello: *glares at Yohji with that "I'm going to kill you" glare*
Ken: *smiles and hugs Farfie's arm*
Yohji: Oh, yeah, Omi's, too. *shoe hits the back of his head* OW!
Nagi and Omi: *smile*
Yohji: Pffttt, everyone's pissed off at me today for no reason…
Omi:
"Brain wave, brain pain!"
Siko: What the hell does that mean? Alright, no more singing in English!
Guys: Ohhhh…
Siko: Except Farfie…he's not half bad.
Farfello: *smiles*
Siko: But why do you say "kiss my eye" and "kiss my leg"?
Farfello: I guess it's one of those mysteries of life we'll never understand. Like Schu's singing for instance:
Schu:
"Goobye, yoooo syke!
Vooooodooooo rall et!
Goobye, dark clouds,
droooop dayed, drooooop dayed
Goobye, myyy maaahs
I shot yo' peeeegs (peeegs!)
Goobye, stange froos
Get higha, get higha!
Myyyyy peeeeeh up!"
(translation: "goodbye your psycho,
voodoo roll it,
goodbye, dark clouds
drop dead, drop dead,
goodbye, my mars,
I shot your pigs(pigs!)
Goodbye, strange fruits,
Get higher, get higher
My pitch up
….no, I have no idea what the hell this means.)
Everyone: …
Nagi: Can we end this now?
Siko: That would be a good idea.
Nagi: *pulls out a gag*
Guys: *all jump on Schu and Nagi shoves the gag in his mouth*
Schu: Hey, I was singing-mpppphhhh!
Ken: What should we do now?
Crawford: *shrugs* Have an orgy?
Guys: Yay!
Siko: Yeah, I'm just going to watch from a safe distance…with my camera…*scampers off*
Yeah, freaky one, ne? It's fun to torment pretty little bishounen. Oh, yeah, if ya don't have the dvd, I recommend going to jpophouse.com and buying it for 18 bucks. And download "Spiritualized" …yeah, it shouldn't be in English, but it still sounds cute anyway…