Disclaimer: i dun own Naruto or any reference to Gintama...

This chappie has some Naru/Haku action for those who wanted it. Oh and for those who actually read the A/N, Itachi is gonna make an appearance in the next chappie. Oh, before I forget, the Naru/Haku is not to be taken seriously. They will stay as friends only.

The Haku pairing is not decided yet. He's either going to be with Sasuke or Gaara. I'm stuck between the two but leaning towards Gaara. It all depends on how Sasuke develops in this story.

Enjoy

Niwasae Shiina

It was 3 in the afternoon, the sun was out, and the sky was clear. All in all it was beautiful day.

"Oi, when are they coming?" Naruto asked Zabuza.

"They'll be here soon." He grunted.

"You said that 4 hours ago Dick-less!" he yelled as Zabuza glared at him.

--

Zabuza and Haku had arrived 4 hours ago at the bridge. They explained everything and a truce formed between the two teams. Naruto had immediately migrated towards Haku, who wasn't wearing his mask, and glared at Sasuke for staring at his friend.

As time went by, Kakashi decided that should play a game until the enemies came. Everyone agreed and sat in a circle. Kakashi pulled out a deck of cards and they played Blackjack. An hour into the game, they decided to stop since they were all accusing each other of counting the cards.

--

"How about 3-6-9?" Sakura suggested to the tense atmosphere.

"How do you play?" Tazuna asked.

"It's a number game that starts from 1 to whatever number. However, you are not allowed to say 3-6-9 or any number with 3-6-9 in them; you clap instead. When you get to 33, 36, 39 or any of those combos, you have to clap twice. How 'bout it?" she asked.

"Not a bad idea Pepto." Naruto nodded and the rest agreed.

"What happens if you mess up?" Haku asked.

Everyone was thinking when a light bulb went off over Naruto's head.

"You strip." He said with an evil smile.

"If you haven't noticed, there are two girls here!" Sakura growled with a blush.

"Haku is a boy." Naruto deadpanned.

Everyone but Naruto and Zabuza turned to Haku with disbelieving looks.

"How do you know?" Sakura demanded.

"His chest is flatter than yours, and that's saying something." Naruto muttered the last part. He patted Haku's chest to show them that he was, in fact, a boy. Haku just sighed and gave a strained smile. Unfortunately, he was already getting used to Naruto's strange quirks.

Sakura was sputtering while Sasuke stared hard at Haku. Kakashi and Tazuna just blinked before looking at Naruto then back to Haku. They sighed and decided to accept it as a fact of life. If Naruto could look like a chick but actually be a guy, then why shouldn't there be other people who are like that?

"Do you need more proof?" Naruto asked with a smirk and a leer. He started trailing his hand down Haku's chest and towards his groin.

Haku was as stiff as a board as his face heated up. Sakura was gaping while Sasuke had his eyes fixed on Naruto's hand. Zabuza, Kakashi, and Tazuna decided to ignore the young teens in favor of a drinking contest a little further away from them.

"N-Naruto!" Haku gasped and squirmed. Naruto chuckled and ghosted his hand over Haku's crotch before trailing a finger down the growing bulge. Haku moaned and covered his mouth with both hands, eyes wide.

Naruto peered at his teammates from the corner of his eye and smirked. Sasuke was staring intently at Haku while Sakura was blushing, drooling, and bleeding from the nose. He turned his half-lidded gaze on Haku and bent to whisper in his ear.

"Does it turn you on knowing that we have an audience?" Naruto murmured. Haku fell to his back and Naruto followed so that he was lying sideways by the moaning and flushed boy.

"Can you feel their eyes on you? Undressing you? " Naruto asked out loud while staring at his teammates. He pressed his palm down on Haku's groin and had him arching into his hand.

"Your body is so sensitive right now. Do you feel your nipples rubbing against the material of your shirt? How about your dick? Can you feel your pants straining against your erect penis?" Naruto asked the panting boy. Haku had one hand clawing the ground while the other was grasping Naruto's shirt. There were tears of frustration and pleasure in his eyes as he looked at the blond.

"P-please…" Haku begged.

"What do you want? Tell me Haku." Naruto said in a husky voice.

"M-more…please!" he gasped.

Naruto stared down at his friend and smirked. Haku's eyes were glazed and dark. He could tell that Haku wasn't seeing at him but someone else. He leaned down and whispered again.

"Who do you see Haku? You're so far away right now." Naruto slowly started to stroke Haku. Haku whimpered and tried to shift his hips so that Naruto would go faster.

"Ah-ah-ah, not yet. Tell me who you see Haku, then I'll give you what you want." Haku glanced to the side where Sasuke and Sakura were sitting and connected his lustful gaze with Sasuke's. Those ebony eyes stared back with such an intensity that made him shiver and moan. He could hear Naruto chuckle and say something, but he couldn't make it out. His focus was entirely on those deep eyes. Suddenly, he could feel Naruto draw away from him. He was about to cry out but was lifted off the ground and into someone's arms. He looked up and saw Sasuke staring down at him and walking off, with him, to somewhere more private.

Later, he would question whether or not he actually saw Sakura knocked out at Naruto's feet with the blond waving them off with a handkerchief, like a mother giving her daughter away to her husband.

--

"My baby is going to be a man!" Naruto sniffled into the square piece of cloth. He looked at the body down at his feet and smirked evilly. He pulled out a permanent marker and wrote "I KILL MONKEYS" across her face.

"Naruto?" he heard Kakashi call.

"What is it Madao?" Naruto absently asked while decorating Sakura's face with different colored permanent markers.

"What are you doing, and where are Sasuke and Haku?"

"I'm not doing anything."

"Liar, I see your hand moving over her face. And you still didn't answer my other question." Kakashi stated and walked over to the blond with Tazuna and Zabuza following him.

Naruto looked up at the three men before focusing on Kakashi.

"Did you really? Did you really see my have moving over her face or was it something you thought up? Are your insecurities making you think up naughty stuff about me? I already told you that I'm not interested in you so stop trying. It's disturbing."

"What's disturbing is the stuff you're making up! I can clearly see the evidence of your work on her face." Kakashi said with a ticking brow.

"What are you talking about? It's her make-up."

"Since when did make-up look like marker drawings?! And there is no way in hell that she would write "I KILL MONKEYS" across her own face!" Kakashi yelled.

"You never know." Naruto said while rolling his eyes.

"No, it's a fact that I do know!"

Naruto looked at him strangely.

"What?" Kakashi asked warily.

"No, it's nothing." Naruto turned away with a flat look on his face. Zabuza and Tazuna were coming off at the seams with laughter.

"Tell me." Kakashi demanded.

"I know that I called you a (ma)tomo ni (da)karetakunai (o)toko: a man no one wants to date, but I didn't think that you'd stoop this low." Naruto said with a sigh.

"What are you talking about?"

"Just because you can't get a date doesn't mean that you should stalk your student who, by the way, is way younger than you." Naruto with a pitying look aimed at Sakura.

The bridge was silent while everyone stared at Kakashi who was staring at his blond student

"I'm not staking Sakura. I would never stalk Sakura. And for the last Kami damned time, I'M NOT 50!"

"No one said you were 50 stupid. Besides, how do you explain the fact that you know for a fact that she didn't do this herself?!"

"Because I saw you doing it you brat! I even have two eye witnesses!" he said pointing at Tazuna and Zabuza.

"Alright, fine. You have me there. But how do you know whether or not she does do this by herself?" Naruto demanded.

'Because no one in their right mind would!' was the collective thought of the other three.

"You know what, forget it. I don't have the energy to argue with you anymore." Kakashi said with a frustrated groan and sat down on the floor.

Tazuna offered Kakashi another shot of his sake, which he took gratefully. Zabuza looked amused as he stared at the blond before clearing his throat.

"Not that I don't find this amusing, but where is Haku?" he asked. Kakashi seemed to perk up at the question and looked at Naruto.

"You didn't tell me where Sasuke was either."

Naruto sniffled and wiped a tear from the corner of his eye.

"My baby is becoming a man." he said with a smile.

"Baby?" Zabuza and Kakashi questioned.

"What are you talking about?" Tazuna asked. Naruto just gave them a look. A moment later their eyes widened.

"WHAT?!"

--

It was five minutes later when Haku and Sasuke came back. Haku was limping slightly but he was smiling brightly. Sasuke had a smirk on face while he watched Haku carefully with his eyes. There was tenderness, that neither Kakashi nor Naruto had ever seen before in Sasuke's eyes. Kakashi glanced at Naruto who was smiling the first ever genuine smile that he had ever seen since meeting the psychotic blond. He stared at the new couple before him; they were walking close enough for their hands to brush, and decided that this was a good thing. Sasuke had something else to focus on besides his revenge. He chuckled inwardly when he realized that the Uchiha clan would never be revived and that perhaps, that that was a good thing too.

Zabuza stared long and hard at his subordinate then looked at the young Uchiha. He closed his eyes and sighed.

'Where does the time go? It feels like just yesterday that I picked up the runt…speaking of yesterday, didn't I kill those guys already? All I remember is blood, screaming, and a major headache afterwards. Damn I hate the side affects of those freaking herbs.' He thought. He snapped out of his thoughts when he heard Haku calling him.

"What is it?" he asked.

"Is it okay?" Haku asked. Zabuza knew what he was talking about, his relationship with the Uchiha. Haku was just staring at him. He looked, again, at the Uchiha and then looked at the blond. Naruto was staring at the Uchiha with a blank look on his face. Zabuza had heard about the Uchiha Massacre and had an idea about the repercussions of Haku and the brat's relationship. He looked at the Uchiha specifically when he answered.

"If it makes you happy." He knew that there would be a beautiful smile on Haku's face without even looking. He took his eyes off the Uchiha and turned to Naruto. Naruto stared back and nodded.

"That aside, I think we should check Gatou's base."

"Why?" Kakashi asked.

"I'm not sure but I might've killed everyone already." Zabuza stated.

They just stared at him.

"Care to run that by me again?" Naruto asked darkly.

Zabuza gulped.

--

After checking the base and making sure of the fact that, yes, Zabuza killed everyone, they returned to the village and had a celebration. Sakura had woken up to various children writing on her with markers so she never knew what Naruto did to her. Haku and Zabuza were at one of the banquet tables and enjoying some teacher-student bonding time. Kakashi was dragged by Tazuna to another drinking contest which left Naruto and Sasuke by themselves.

"Duck-ass, walk with me." Naruto said as he leaned off the tree he was resting on. Sasuke looked up at his teammate from where he was sitting on the ground and followed the blond with a confused look. Naruto sounded serious for some reason.

They had put a reasonable amount of distance between themselves and the party before Naruto spoke.

"How serious are you about your relationship with Haku?"

"Are you serious?" Sasuke asked skeptically.

"Just answer the question."

"Why do you want to know?" Sasuke asked with narrowed eyes.

Naruto stopped walking and faced Sasuke.

"Because depending on your answer, I'm going to ask you to leave him."

"Why?"

"This afternoon was a mistake. I should've never allowed you to take him. It was a poor judgment on my part and I'm willing to take responsibility for my actions." Naruto said seriously.

"Who are you to decide whether or not that was a mistake?" Sasuke growled.

"I have every right because he's my friend. I won't have him hurt because of you. Do you really understand the repercussions of being with him?" Naruto asked.

"What do you mean?"

"Your current goals, your dream, are to kill your brother and revive your clan. Tell me, where does Haku fit into all this? Because the last time I checked, men can't get pregnant." Naruto glared at Sasuke.

Sasuke was silent as he thought about it. He was about to open his mouth when Naruto cut him off.

"If you suggest anything about him becoming your lover while you're married, I'll kill you where you stand. Do you actually think that I'll let you string him around like that?"

"You can't kill me Naruto." Sasuke said with a smirk.

In a movement that Sasuke didn't see, Naruto had him pinned to a tree with a hand around his neck. Sasuke grunted in pain and gasped as he tried to get breath into his lungs. He stared at Naruto and is eyes widened when he saw the blonds' eyes. They were blood read instead of sapphire blue. The pupils were slit and his eyes seemed to burn into Sasuke's soul. His already short breaths were coming in desperate gasps as Naruto's killer intent surrounded him and reminded him eerily of that day, when Itachi stood over him with his sword posed to kill.

"If you are talking about the Council protecting you because you are the last Uchiha, then you're delusional. Do you think I actually care what those morons want? You have to realize Uchiha Sasuke; your life has no meaning to me. I don't care that you're the last Uchiha still in Konoha. You are not my friend or precious person. I wouldn't give a damn if you were dying in front of me and begging for help, because you would get none from me. You are a fool to think that everyone thinks so highly of you." The two were silent and were acutely aware of their surroundings. The forest night life was buzzing and distantly, they could hear the party still in full blast.

Sasuke, though he would never admit it, was in shock about how his teammate viewed him. It was a surprise to him, who was always praised for being one of the Elite of Konoha. Naruto released Sasuke and glared at the raven, his eyes back to their normal sapphire blue gems.

"I'll say this only once," Naruto said while walking past Sasuke and back towards the party. "Unless you plan on changing your goals, leave him. Or I'll kill you."