Purinzu: Hello my dears~ Have you missed me!?

Squalo: ...Who would miss you?

Purinzu: -CRIES-

Squalo:..................I feel nothing for you.

Purinzu: -Runs off crying her eyes out-

Squalo: DRAMA QUEEN!...Um... Read on...? She owns nothing?

Xanxus wasn't really known for being a mild mannered or well tempered person. This was truly proven when he heard Bel standing outside his door crying his eyes out, complaining loudly to Lussuria who was trying to calm the blonde down. Xanxus didn't care what the brat was complaining about, but if it didn't stop soon, baby or no baby, the storm guardian was gonna get hurt. Lussuria's annoying gay voice wasn't helping either by the way. In actuality it was pissing Xanxus off more. So after about ten minutes of listening to it all he finally stood up and kicked the door down (that trash shark could fix it later) and glared at Bel and Lussuria.

"Why the FUCK are you standing outside MY office prattling on about shit no one cares about!?" Xanxus demanded to know.

"W-Well Boss..." Lussuria started, slightly scared by Xanxus's current rage.

"Squalo's being an ass and won't cuddle with me!" Bel interrupted.

Total silence. Xanxus stared at Bel and then his eye twitched. Then without saying anything Xanxus stormed off down the hall, kicking down every door he came across, looking for Squalo. Bel and Lussuria followed their boss.

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Squalo was in the training hall, practicing his sword swings when the door went flying across the room. Shocked he looked over to where the door would normally be and saw the last person he wanted to see.

"VOI! You're gonna have to fix that!" Squalo said.

"Shut up trash!" Xanxus ordered as he walked over to the shorter man.

"Shishishi~ Looks like the shark's in trouble~" Bel said in a sing-song voice as he walked into the room after Xanxus and Lussuria.

Squalo looked at Bel, Lussuria, then Xanxus. This spelled trouble. Whenever these three came looking for him together it meant he had done something wrong and now Xanxus was coming to tell him to fix whatever it is cause he doesn't wanna deal with it or have to listen to people whining, crying, or complaining about the problem.

"What's this all about?" Squalo asked.

"I said shut up trash! Now listen and listen good! You're gonna do WHATEVER Bel tells you to until your bastard child is born cause I refuse to listen to him cry, whine, and bitch about things! GOT IT!?"

Squalo was dumbstruck into silence at what he was just told to do. He stared at Xanxus and, once things had a chance to sink in, he shouted.

"VOI!!! YOU'RE MAKING ME HIS BITCH!?" Squalo was outraged by this.

"That's exactly what I'm doing. Now take it like the trash you are and shut up before you break everyone's eardrums!" Xanxus said, "And if I hear you're not doing what he tells you to then you'll be punished. Severely. Am I clear shark trash?"

Squalo glared at his boss, but nodded. Satisfied, Xanxus left, leaving Lussuria, Bel, and Squalo alone in the training hall.

"Well...Things could be wor--" Lussuria's sentence was cut off by Squalo slapping his hand over the other's mouth.

"Don't." Squalo said, "Everytime someone says that things ALWAYS get worse..."

"Shishishi~ Even if he doesn't say it, things are gonna get a lot worse for you Squalo~" Bel laughed and Squalo knew the time between now and the baby's birth was gonna be total hell.

Purinzu: -Still crying-

Squalo: Oh quit it...

Purinzu: -Cries more-

Squalo: I'm not apologizing.

Purinzu: -STILL CRYING-

Squalo:......Whatever. Review and all that shit! See you next chapter!

Purinzu: S-see you all next ch-chapter! -crying- REVIEWERS, HURT SQUALO FOR HE DOESN'T LOVE ME!!! T_____T

Squalo: DON'T TELL THEM THAT!!! They might actually do it....