Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. If I did, certain characters wouldn't just disappear off the face of the manga.
"Would you like some milk?"
"…I'm not a cat anymore."
"Eh? Of course you're not."
"…then why are you offering me milk?"
"Are humans not allowed to drink milk?"
"I'm not human either."
"Well, you must have been at one time or another."
"…I'm not human."
"But you are in a human body."
"It's not real."
"Actually, I think I was quite successful in making it as real as possible."
"…it's not real."
"Even better than the one I made Kuchiki-san."
"…idiot."
"My, aren't you a disagreeable kitty today?"
"…I think I'll have that milk now."
"Really? Here you go, my cute little kitty!"
-splash-
"So sorry, Urahara-kun. My hand slipped."
"…that was cruel, Yoruichi-chan."
Author's Notes:
Yoruichi is so cool, and I just had this scene floating around in my head forever. Because we all know Urahara is crazy (in a cool, cute sort of way) and would probably offer Yoruichi some milk (or so I'd like to imagine). Anyways, just some interaction between two very cool, although mysterious, characters.
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