(Author Note: Sorry for not updating in a while, things had been insane but they're alright now! And I'd like to introduce my brother, who's going to be helping me with my fanfictions from now on.

Amber_Skies: Ciao! Nice to meet you! I'm gonna do stuff with Vilono from now on! *Honestly has no idea what to say now* Uh, on with the story, I guess!)

Lovino stood outside of a room, huffing ad muttering quietly to himself. Of all the people he had to go to, it was the one that would make the biggest deal out of it. The room he was standing outside of was a room in his own house. That room was his grandfather's. Romulus Vargas spent his time either painting, singing, playing an instrument, flirting with someone, or being with his family.

Lovino hesitantly brought up a hand to knock, but before he could the door opened. Romulus grinned at his grandson, "You've been standing outside my door for nearly half an hour, get in here already!" He moved out of the way and beckoned for Lovino to come in.

Lovino sighed and strode in, sitting down on the edge of the bed. Romulus sat down next to him, realising that the only reason the "I don't need your pity, old man" twin would be coming to him like this would be for help.

"So," Romulus began, "what's going on?"

Lovino sighed, explaining with carefully chosen words, "I got drunk not too long ago and woke up, in bed, with someone I shouldn't have. Now, I can't bring myself to look at them without seeing them as attractive. I daresay I may love them. How the hell do I get out of this one?"

Romulus's grin widened, and he gave his grandson a congratulatory pat on the back, "At least you got laid."

Lovino growled, "That's besides the point! What should I do about this?"

Romulus's grin subsided, and he put on a face of serious thought, "On a scale of one to ten, one being fine and ten being taboo, how wrong is it that you slept with them?"

"Ten."

"Oh," Romulus hummed, "well, personally I'd get with them anyways, but if you're really this concerned, you should try to break your attraction to them by focusing on the negative things."

Lovino huffed and fell back to lay on the bed, "How can I? He's goddamn perfect!"

Romulus raised an eyebrow and smirked, "Oh? Did you just say he?"

"Shit."

Romulus laughed, his smirk widening to a grin, "Can you tell me a bit about them?"

Lovino looked up at him, "Only if you promise you won't be mad, mess with our interactions, or tell anyone, sure."

Romulus nodded enthusiastically, "Io prometto, now tell me about him!"

"He's a little bit taller than me, with slightly lighter hair, sparkling amber and green speckled eyes, and a constant smile. He's kind of clumsy and silly, but I find it endearing. He enjoys nights of gaming and Netflix and watching the stars in hopes of seeing one shoot across the sky. He's basically everything people dream of in a partner. Fun, exciting, light-hearted, interesting, caring, irresistible, amazing, nice, and.. Outstanding."

Romulus grinned, "Does this man by any chance call you Vino?"

Lovino nodded, "You're not angry, are you?"

Romulus shook his head, "How could I be? You two are perfect for each other!"

"So you know who I'm talking about?"

"Yep, Antonio!"

Lovino laughed, "Hell fucking no! I'd never love that tomato-brained bastard!"

Romulus laughed, "I know it's not Antonio, it's Feli, isn't it?"

Lovino nodded lightly, "So what should I do?"

Romulus shrugged, "If I were you I'd get drunk, enough to where you act weird but you still have control, tell him you love him, flirt with him a little and gauge his reaction, and if it goes well, confess to him sometime later while you're sober. But not the day after, that's too obvious. Unless he confronts you about it, then you can twist your response into a confession."

Lovino started at him, "Did you actually just come up with that off the top of your head?"

Romulus grinned, "No, I've used that ploy on plenty of people. Did I ever tell you about the time I did it to Aldrich? It wasn't even because I liked him, I honestly just wanted to mess with him."

Lovino rolled his eyes, "You've got problems, old man."

Romulus laughed, "You're not the first one to tell me! Now shoo, go get your brother and use that plan while I stay in here and annoy people over Facebook, namely Aldrich."

Lovino rolled his eyes and nodded, leaving his grandfather's room and going to his own room.

He looked at his recently cleaned bedsheets, remembering what a mess they had been on that night.

Thinking over Romulus's idea, it actually could work. It was late and he should get some sleep, so tomorrow evening, he'll put the operation into action.