-1Back on Track
Bowser: There is someone else who could have done this…
Birdo: Really? Who?
Bowser: All of you haven't met him yet but some of you have. I don't know is actual name but he goes by the evil voice of torture.
Peach Mario and Luigi: HIM!
Bowser: Yep. He interviewed Jr. the day before the accident, but he failed to embarrass Jr. . I think he's planning to interview all of us in the near-near future.
Mario: I hate that guy! He called me a fashion model!
Luigi: Yeah! And he said that I drew those Muhammad cartoons that's got the east pissed off!
Peach: He said that I don't think Chuck Norris is that great!
Everyone: (gasp!)
DK: Blasphemer!
Peach: I don't really think that!
DK: Oh.
Mario: Okay, we better get going.
They started to walk off but Peach stayed back for a second.
Peach: Don't worry, he's a tough kid, he'll pull through.
Bowser: …Thank you….Now go get 'em!
Peach: Right.
At the Know your stars studio, the gang walked onto a familiar stage with the infamous chair.
Know your stars, know your- hey! What are you doing here?…
Toad: Don't play dumb with us!
…Okay………
Yoshi: We know all about it!
Oh no! Uh, I can explain! It wasn't me! I swear!…
Mario: Yeah right! We know-a you planned the car-a crash to get-a revenge on-a Jr. for-a fooling you!
Wait, what? You mean you don't know about the pipe bombs?…
Baby Luigi: Uh, no.
Oh, phew! Jr. you say? Hmmm…oh, that kid! I still can't believe he wasn't effected by my insults!…
Peach: Well we sure were!
Who are you? …Oh yeah, you're the potty missing, Chuck Norris hating porn star…
Mario: How-a do we-a know-a that you-a really didn't do-a it?
Because when the accident happened, I was in the infirmary to take a day to recover after…well, you know…
Baby Mario: Uh, no we don't.
Well, let's just say it's not to lucky to have a room next to a horror movie villains meeting…
They stared blankly at the wall for a second then walked out the building, taking great care to avoid said door.
Daisy: Great! We're out of suspects!
Waluigi: Maybe we should go to the crash sight for clues?
Luigi: Great-a Idea!
At the crash site, everyone saw their cars, still pile driven into the ground.
Birdo: My kart!
Yoshi: This is no time to grieve over your kart. Were here to find clues!
Toad: Hey! What's this thing?
Everyone ran over to where Toad was and saw that he was holding what looked like a string.
Wario: We're here to find real clues, not string!
DK: Wait a minute…
Everyone turned to look at him.
DK: This is the kind of string used for fishing!
Koopa: Hey, he's right! This is braided nylon fishing line, and it looks like it was made from a brand that I've only seen in Delfino.
Mario: Hmmm…..Wait! That fisherman from Delfino was in the crowd!
Paratroopa: Well then, let's go pay him a visit…
They all ran off to find him. Unknown to all of them, if they had just looked closer at the wreck, they would have found the clue that would set the course…
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