"Deadpool's smart side"
"Deadpool's dumb side"
"Thinking/ Computer/Flashbacks"
Combustion Man breathed in, and then exhaled as a blast came out of his head aimed towards The Punisher. Sokka managed to push him out of the way. The entire left section of the wall was destroyed.
"Thanks." The Punisher said.
The Punisher got up from the ground. He then started shooting at the robot with his M-16. The bullets started to bounce off of him. As Frank was shooting Combustion Man, Deadpool got up. He noticed four Support beams. He then got an idea.
"If we are going to do that? At least get the boy and Frank out of here."
"OK." Deadpool said.
The Punisher threw a grenade at the cyborg, but he caught the grenade and crushed it. Deadpool meanwhile, started to put C4 on a support beam. Sokka through his boomerang at Combustion Man. Combustion Man then quickly moved his head out of the way. Deadpool then got to another. Frank launched a grenade from his rifle. Combustion Man took the blast, but was pushed back from it. He then charged at Frank rolled out of the way as Combustion Man took out a support beam behind Frank. Deadpool then planted the C4 on the last beam. Combustion Man blasted the roof above Frank. Fran managed to jump out of the way from the debris. Sokka threw his boomerang at the back of the cyborgs head, but to no affect other than getting the android's attention. Combustion Man shot a blast at the roof, causing debris to fall on Sokkas' legs trapping him. Sokka struggled to get out. Combustion Man slowly approached him.
The targeting system was then aimed at his head as Sokka struggled to get out.
"Target acquired." The computer said.
Sokka closed his eyes preparing for the end. Just then, Deadpool teleported to Sokka and grabbed him. Thus, saving Sokka at the last minute! The Punisher looked on and he kept firing from his assault rifle. Combustion Man turned around and started to charge at The Punisher. But again Deadpool quickly teleported into the room and grabbed him. Deadpool immediately teleported both of them out of the warehouse, after that Deadpool and Punisher appeared onto a pier with Sokka safely fifteen feet away from the warehouse. Deadpool grabbed out his C4 detonator. Deadpool pressed the button and a huge explosion was seen from the ware house. Then, fire erupted from the building, and causing the warehouse to collapse.
"Hell yeah! That was awesome!" Deadpool shouted in glee.
"Awesome possum!"
Sokka looked on with relief. The Punisher then started to walk away.
"Hey Frank we should do this more often, man." Deadpool said.
Punisher ignored Deadpool and started to walk away.
"Hey Frank, where are you going!?" Deadpool asked.
"Away from you." The Punisher said.
All of a sudden helicopter noises were heard. Sokka looked confused; Frank looked annoyed, while Deadpool looked happy.
"Hey S.H.I.E.L.D. has come to congratulate us." Deadpool said with pride
"Are you sure, they're not here to arrest us?"
"'Course not." Deadpool said.
Suddenly, S.H.I.E.L.D. helicopters and artillery vehicles arrived. S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and troops arrived with rifles pointed at them. The Punisher grabbed out his M-16 aiming it at them.
"Fire!" The head agent commanded. A couple of shots were heard, and Punisher had a few darts in him.
"Good work on capturing that dangerous vigilante, now if you'll let me walk past and give me a medal." Deadpool said.
"Fire!" The agent commanded again.
Unlike, Frank who was shot only a couple of times. Deadpool was shot a lot more and screamed. Deadpool had a lot more darts than Frank. Deadpool looked at Sokka all dazed and ready to pass out.
"Hey I saw you in that movie. Do you mind if I…" Deadpool said all dizzy. He was obviously hallucinating.
Deadpool landed on Sokka's chest and clung onto his shoulders. Deadpool started to motor boat, thus causing Sokka to drop him in disgust and make a run for it. Sokka was then shot with a dart in his buttocks. Sokka felt dizzy, and soon enough Sokka then passed out. Sokka then started snore. S.H.I.E.L.D. troops started to drag the three into a cargo helicopter. All of the S.H.I.E.L.D. units started to go back to.
"Wait, that loon is your sister… no offense or anything." Peter said.
"It's alright, just tell me what happened." Zuko said sitting on a couch.
"Fine, I'll start from the beginning." Peter said.
"I was at having a cup of coffee texting my aunt May." Peter narrated.
Peter is seen sitting at a chair on his phone holding a cup of coffee with a piece of cherry pie.
"Are you at the port yet?" Peter texted.
"We're about to. Are you at the apartment yet" Aunt May texted back.
"I was about to answer, but then my spider sense went off."
"Spider sense, what is that?" Zuko asked.
"An ability I have that tells me if danger is approaching."
"Sounds useful." Zuko said impressed.
"At times, yes it is."
Peter was about to answer, when all of a sudden his spider sense went off. A crackle sound was heard behind him.
Peter looked behind him and saw a green vortex appeared. Azula came out of the vortex with a paranoid look on her.
"Oh great." Peter muttered to himself.
"I knew it! She wouldn't kill me, but abandon me here! You must be her conspirators here to imprison me!" Azula shouted at the frightened crowd. A security guard started to walk towards her.
"Listen young lady, I think you might be a little confused." The guard said walking towards her.
Azula created a fire whip and wrapped it around the guard's left arm. He screamed as he felt the searing pain, Azula flinged him away
"Filthy peasant. Azula said.
Azula started to shoot fire at the group of people. The pedestrians started to flee. Peter managed to retreat in an alley way by being a part of the crowd. He took off his clothing revealing he had been wearing the costume underneath he piled his clothes and webbed them high up on a wall. Azula meanwhile propelled herself over a building right in front of the crowd.
"None of you peasants can defeat me! I will conquer this city, and then the wor-mph!" Azula shouted before getting webbed in the mouth.
"A bit stepping over your boundaries, young lady don't you think?" Spider-Man said standing on a rooftop.
Azula then breathed fire out of her mouth.
"Who is this, fool?!" Azula asked.
"Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man and you are?" Spider-Man said.
"I am Princess Azula, rightful ruler of the Fire Nation!" Azula shouted.
"Fire Nation? Never heard of it, and I don't really care right at the moment. Luckily, it's not every day I tangle with royalty. So consider it an honor you got your butt handed to you by me." Spider-Man said.
Azula propelled herself to the roof of the building Peter was on. Peter countered it, and Azula rolled on the roof. Azula sprang back up and shot fire jabs. Spider-Man dodged each fire blast. He then jumped over Azula and propelled himself off of her landing on a street light. Azula looked astonished.
"Impressive. Ty Lee would be impressed." Azula said from the roof. "It appears she has sent the best after me." Azula said.
"Oh stop you're making me blush." Spider-Man said.
Azula looked like she was starting to lose it (well even more). She jumped down the roof, landed on a fire escape, and jumped out from the front of it onto the street. She sweep kicked creating a fire ring on the ground horizontal and one vertical. Spider-Man jumped and shot a line at a building north east of him jumping over the horizontal one and avoiding the vertical. He continued web swinging and stopped when he kicked her in the gut and she skids back far. Azula gasped in pain holding her stomach, but quickly recovered. She roared with anger as she managed to fire jab at Spider-Man several times. Spider-Man dodges them like nothing. Azula creates a fire wheel. Peter dodged this by jumping over it. He shot a web line at Azula and pulled himself towards her. He punched her in the face. He then started to punch her in the gut, chin, and cheek. Peter's spider sense went off and he noticed her fingers glowing blue with electricity. Azula quickly moved her finger up to Peter's face. Peter then quickly moved his head out of the way avoiding the lighting. Azula looked on in shock seeing someone dodging lightning at point blank range. Peter then got up in the air with one arm and kicked Azula into the tables. Azula's back was hurting. She then thought of an idea and put her hands behind her back.
"I surrender." Azula said calmly as she started to create a fire dagger behind her back.
Peter then started to walk towards her, but Azula quickly tried to cut Spider-Man across the neck. Spider-Man counting on this dodged and remembered that he was not far off from his table noticed a cup of coffee. Peter opened the lid turning his back on Azula who tried to stab him. Only for Spider-Man to make a huge jump over her, he then opened the lid and threw the coffee into Azulas' eyes. Azula screamed in pain and covered her eyes. She shot fire everywhere missing Spider-Man. Spider-Man knew that she could burn the webbing off, then all of a sudden he saw a fire hydrant a safe distance away. He swung towards it. He kicked a nearby sewer lid out and caught it as it was in midair. He kicked the hydrant out and water gushed out like a geyser. Azula heard all of that, but didn't know where to go.
"Hey princess hot head!" Spider-Man shouted.
Azula eyes opened (they still hurt) up a bit and saw Spider-Man. Spider-Man used the lid to make the water gush towards Azula. The stream of water hit Azula knocking her to the ground.
"Looks like you're all washed up!" Spider-Man said.
Azula moaned in pain.
"Yeah I know, I could have done better." Spider-Man said knowing it was a lame joke.
Spider-Man grabbed her jumped to a nearby building, he walked up the wall placed Azula on the surface and webbed her in a cocoon.
"Who knows maybe when you hatch you will become a beautiful member of society." Spider-Man said.
A crowd came by and started chanting "Spidey!" over and over again while Spider-Man jumped over them and swung away. He got back to the building he was on before fighting Azula grabbing his camera. He even remembered to get his clothes back.
"So where do you think they're holding her?" Zuko asked.
"I'm guessing Stryker's Island. That's where all the street level super villains go." Peter said.
"Stryker's Island?" Zuko asked.
"It's a maximum security prison. Most of the whack jobs I fight end up there." Peter said.
"Then we need to go now." Zuko said.
"Got it I just need to get changed." Peter said.
Peter ran into the bathroom.
Deadpool woke up sitting on a chair. He saw that he was in a strait jacket and had a collar around his neck.
"Aw man! The movie star was not real!" Deadpool said in disappointment.
"Don't worry we'll find a real woman soon enough. I mean the writer is a fan of us."
"Yeah! Maybe a real one will walk right through that door!"
The door was about to open.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" Deadpool chanted in excitement with his voices doing the exact same.
A blonde male S.H.I.E.L.D. agent wearing glasses arrived holding a clipboard. He sat down on the chair across from Deadpool.
"No! No! No! No!" Deadpool chanted in disappointment with his voices doing the exact same.
"Oh no Agent Sitwell!"
"More like Agent douchenozzel!"
"Mr. Wilson, I'm Agent Sitwell. I'm sure you have heard of me. I am here to give you a proposition for the…" Sitwell said.
"The Avengers!" Deadpool said excited.
"No, the Thunderbolts." Sitwell said a little aggravated. He knew Deadpool would be a problem and an annoyance.
"Thunderbolts, is that some sort of Asgardian rock band! Because I am great with an accordion!" Deadpool said excited.
"That's not even a rock and roll instrument! And no it's not a band. It's a S.H.I.E.L.D. special unit composed of mercenaries and those that the council believe are top notch who go on black op missions, assassinations, and rescue missions, so basically you're kind of fun." Agent Sitwell said with rage, but soon calmed down.
"Sounds awesome! Where do I begin?!" Deadpool said excited.
Sitwell put the contract down on the table and pushed it towards Deadpool. Deadpool looked down and was starting to read. His mask shifted making it look like he was contemplating.
"Mind if I ask some questions?" Deadpool asked.
"Sure." Sitwell said.
"How much is the pay? Do I get laser guns? Can I get my own helicopter? What's my code name? I can still work as an assassin for hire right? And finally, what was the biggest reason you wanted me to join you're program out of all my jobs either with S.H.I.E.L.D. or not?" Deadpool asked.
"Sixty thousand dollars per year at first, the salary gets bigger with experience. Later on yes you can have S.H.I.E.L.D. weaponry at your disposal. Maybe, you might want to ask Director Fury. Make one yourself. Yes, but you have to ask permission from S.H.I.E.L.D. And your assistance to the Rumekistanian rebels against Flag-smasher and U.L.T.I.M.A.T.U.M." Sitwell said.
"Oh yeah, I remember that. Domino is still mad about that. OK, but first can you move my mask up to my mouth so I can sign this." Deadpool asked.
Sitwell agreed and got up from his chair. He walked over to him and moved the mask up to his nose. Revealing Deadpool's scarred skin: which looked tan, leathery, and had some sores on it. He gave Deadpool a pen and put it in his mouth. Deadpool moved his head to write down his name. When he finished, Sitwell took the contract from him. He looked at what Deadpool wrote it was just scribbles.
"I think director Fury will know. Welcome aboard." Sitwell sighed and said. He then left the room as agents walked in, to get him out of the collar and strait jacket.
Peter got out of the bathroom in his costume. And needless to say, Zuko was dumbfounded by his costume. It was red on the upper half of his body with black line over it, and there was some sort of black symbol in the chest. There were white eye lenses with black lines bordering it. Light blue was on the side of his torso and on his legs. The back had a circular red symbol surrounded by the light blue. The feet were the same as the front side of his torso.
"Nice costume." Zuko stammered. He though it was the most bizarre thing he has ever seen a person wear.
"Thanks. Hey Logan, did you bring your costume with you?" Peter asked.
"I did, but it's in the jet. I took. 'Sides S.H.I.E.L.D. bought the place a couple of years ago, and there mutant sympathizers." Logan said.
"Um, what's this about a shield?" Zuko asked.
"It's a government organization, fer the entire planet. A friend of mine is the head of it." Logan said.
"OK, good. It's good to know not everyone hates mutants here." Zuko said.
"Thanks." Logan said.
"Okay. Grab on, we're heading to the vehicle." Spider-Man said.
"Uh, are you sure?" Zuko asked.
"Trust me kid I lifted heavier stuff than you." Spider-Man said.
"OK." Zuko said.
Logan got behind Spider-Man's back and wrapped his arms' behind his neck. Zuko got behind Logan and wrapped around Spider-Man's neck.
"Hold on tight!" Spider-Man said as they jumped out of one of the apartments' opened windows. Zuko felt nervous, but Spider-Man launched something out of his wrist and pulled it. They were then being pushed. Spider-Man shot another web line at a skyscraper next to them and maneuvered next to it.
The Punisher got up, he was feeling disoriented. He saw his arms hand cuffed to the back of a chair he was sitting on. His legs were hand cuffed to the legs of the chair. He saw the door open Maria Hill walked in holding a clipboard.
"Hello Mr. Castle." Hill said sitting down.
The Punisher scowled at her, but did not speak to her.
"This is not an arrest, Frank, S.H.I.E.L.D. needs you." Hill said.
The Punisher still scowled and was silent. Hill sighed and pushed the clipboard to him. The Punisher looked down and started to read it to himself. After a couple of minutes, The Punisher finished reading.
"I'll join. Under one condition: I can still punish the scum of New York, or anywhere else." The Punisher said.
"Fine you can still "punish". However, you have to have S.H.I.E.L.D.'s permission before going all out on a crime family, a drug cartel, or anything else." Hill said.
"Acceptable." The Punisher said. Hill heard a chain link snap, he moved his hands in front of him and signed the contract. S.H. .D. agents walked in to escort him to the control center.
Sokka was starting to wake up his vision was blurry, but soon cleared up. He saw a bald man with dark skin, wearing a black trench coat which covered a skin tight body suit, an eye patch covering his left eye, and he had a serious look on his face sitting across of him. It was Nick Fury. Sokka tried to move, but he fell over and hit his face. Sokka then fell over onto the floor. Sokka saw that there were metal bonds linking him to a chair.
"Ow." Sokka muttered.
"Stand down son. I don't want to hurt you." Fury said still sitting on the chair.
"Who are you?!" Sokka demanded.
"Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. I've met one of your friends." Fury said.
"Friends, which one was here? How do you know I'm not from this place?" Sokka asked.
"Does a little blind girl by the name of Toph Beifong ring a bell to you? I could tell you're not from here by your clothing." Fury said.
"Yes, she's a friend of mine. But you are not going to kill me right" Sokka said and then asked.
Nick Fury walked towards Sokka and got him up from the ground and set him back up
"If I was going to kill you: you wouldn't get shot by a tranquillizer dart, but a bullet." Fury said holding out a key. He unshackled Sokka from the chair. Sokka got off the chair and rubbed his nose.
"Follow me and I'll explain more." Fury said about to walk out the door.
Sokka started to walk towards Fury. Sokka and Fury were then in a hallway. Sokka was impressed by the design of it.
"Your friends Aang, Katara, and Toph are at Avengers Mansion with the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, and Agent Coulson. Coulson is one of my top agents. The Avengers are a superhero team composed of Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Hawkeye, and The Black Widow. The Fantastic Four is another group headed by Dr. Reed Richards aka Mr. Fantastic, and composed of his wife Susan Storm aka the Invisible Woman, her brother Johnny aka the Human Torch, and their longtime friend Ben Grimm aka the Thing. Deadpool and The Punisher have joined the Thunderbolts. I am about to head over there with you." Fury said walking down the hallway.
"Uh actually Mr. Director Sir, Deadpool and I were about to head to Ryker's Island to speak to a recent arrival named Princess Azula." Sokka said a little nervous.
Fury stopped walking. He looked like he just remembered something.
"Fine, from what I heard about from your friends. You and several S.H.I.E.L.D. agents can help chaperone those Punisher and Deadpool who are being brought there to offer some prisoners." Fury said.
"Thanks." Sokka said great fully.
Spider-Man, Logan, and Zuko managed to reach a pier. An island was seen far away.
"Ever since Fury bought this place, I am allowed to visit the prison whenever I have the time." Spider-Man said.
Spider-Man walked into a photo booth that said "out of order". Logan dragged a confused Zuko with him. They sat on a booth, and a video camera popped out.
"Three life forms detected. Life form one identified as Spider-Man. Life form two identified as Wolverine of the X-Men. Life form three identified as unknown." A computer said.
Several laser guns were pointed at Zuko. Zuko got ready for the attack.
"He's a visitor!" Spider-Man said in a hurriedly manner.
"Access granted." The computer said.
The booth went down like an elevator. Then three handle bars dropped down. They were in some sort of glass tunnel. Zuko saw no fish in the water.
"Uh just out of curiosity? Do they have roller coasters where you come from?" Peter asked.
"Roller what?" Zuko asked.
The booth was pushed at high speeds. Zuko screamed in excitement, Logan did nothing, and Spider-Man screamed in excitement.
"Since when did, the engineers add this?!" Logan asked speaking loud because of the speed.
"I don't know why? Maybe they though going slow would not be that interesting. Considering this is not a very habitual body of water!" Spider-Man said.
Sokka, The Punisher, and Deadpool walked on the hangar. They all had their weapons on them. Sokka was amazed to see how high they were up and was amazed by the vehicles. The three then walked towards an open jumbo jet. They sat down and were with several S.H.I.E.L.D. troops.
"Here kid, use this just in case." A troop said giving Sokka a plasma pistol.
"Uh, don't get mad because I'm new here, but what's this?" Sokka asked.
"It's just like a gun only more high tech." The troop said.
"I don't know what a "gun" is? We don't have those where I come from." Sokka said.
"What kind of horrible world do you live in!?" Deadpool asked in terror.
"Our world didn't have guns at first."
"Those must have been dark times."
"Well then what kind of weaponry do you have?" The soldier said ignoring Deadpool's comment.
"Swords, spears, machetes, nunchucks, sais, hammers, and bows and arrows are some examples of weaponry." Sokka said.
"A bit of an improvement." Deadpool said.
"Shut it Wilson!" An agent sitting in front of Deadpool shouted.
"Sorry." Deadpool said. Deadpool also muttered something else, most likely about the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.
"Did you ever use a sword?" The soldier asked ignoring Deadpool again.
"Yes." Sokka said.
"Good, when we reach the prison I'll take you to the armory." The trooper said.
Back at the warehouse, a couple of S.H.I.E.L.D. troops were investigating the wreckage of the warehouse.
"What the hell were they fighting?" A troop said.
"Witnesses said it was a huge cyborg with fake skin and a tattoo." The other agent said.
Just then, a metallic hand burst out. Revealing a still living combustion Man. However, he still had some signs of damage with electricity being shown.
"Shoot it!" A troop shouted.
The troops began to fire at the damaged cyborg. He couldn't take anymore damage. Combustion Man noticed a truck and blasted it. The truck exploded causing some of the troops to get wounded, and two standing next to it to die. Combustion Man super jumped away.
"Get me a medic!" A soldier commanded tending to a wounded soldier.
Combustion Man continued jumping before reaching an auto repair shop. He saw a steel door with a green button next to it and ran towards it. He pressed the button and it was an elevator. Combustion Man entered the elevator and pressed the down button. He saw a small old man working at his computer.
"Yes! Yes! I understand you are coming… Oh hang on!" The old man said looking behind him he saw Combustion Man.
"Oh no, what happened to you?! Get on the table." The old man asked being concerned.
Combustion Man laid down on an operating table. The back of his head opened up revealing a port. He plugged it into his computer. The monitor showed Combustion Man's fight with Deadpool, Sokka, and The Punisher.
"It appears that he is damaged. Can he be fixed?" A voice said and then asked.
"Oh you're here. You must be one of Doctor Dooms' partners…" The old man said.
Ozai walked out of the shadows smiling.
"That's Phoenix King Ozai. And you must be the Tinkerer" Ozai said approaching the old man.
Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Please leave a review. And about the dream cast thing forget about it.