*-*-*-*-*-*-*- MagnusBane:PsychicDetective*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
Chapter 6-
Psychic Detective Agency?
Summary:
Almost everything gets tied up
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Alec-Alec-Alec-Alec-Alec *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Alec followed Dax out of the room, finally catching up with him near the records hall.
"Dax, wait" he called
He turned around, facing Alec, glaring
"Just what the hell was that in there!?" Dax demanded
"What? I was interviewing him."
"Oh, please! He was flirting with you, working you, and you just ate it up!"
Alec rolled his eyes, "Oh, I did not; I was calling him out on his lie; how is that flirting?"
Dax scoffed, shaking his head agitatedly
"Don't be so naive, Alec, he was totally working you and you went for it. And he outed us in front of everyone!"
"Just calm down, it's not that bad" Alec placated
"Not that bad! Did you hear what he said? I can't believe he did that, and in front of the chief! He's not going to get away with this"
"You know, it wouldn't even have been a problem if we were just open about our relationship" Alec pointed out
Dax Scoffs rolling his eyes,
"Yeah, cause that'd go over well; like they'd really promote me to chief if they knew I was screwing my partner."
Alec raised an eyebrow at that, he leaned against the wall, closed his eyes, taking a deep breath,
"Look, now that they brought Luke on its kind of irrelevant-"
Dax snorted "Oh, come on, that's not gonna last"
Alec tilted his head, curiously
"Why? I mean, everything I've heard about Garroway says that he's been nothing but a great, respectable, detective his entire career. I have not heard one bad thing about him. He has an exemplary record, numerous accommodations. He rose up in the ranks of one of the toughest precincts in the country.
He made chief there when he was just 30, he was chief for more than a decade. Under him their closer rate went from being barely average, to one of the highest in the nation."
"Oh there's something he's hiding. No one's that good" He sneered
"Everyone has something they've done that they regret"
"You're right about that" Alec said, pointedly looking at Dax
The look went unnoticed
"My dad has a few people who are experts at digging up dirt, when I find what it is I can take it to the commissioner and get him out"
"-uh huh, hey Dax; why wouldn't they choose me for chief?"
He rolled his eyes "Oh, Alec, don't be so stupid! You don't want to be chief. It's always been part of my 5 year plan. Besides, why would they pick you over me?" he asked, the question almost dripping condescension.
Alec shrugged,
"Well, I've worked more cases than you. I have a higher record of closed cases than you from before we were partnered. Plus I am the head detective; logically, of the people at this station, I should be the next in line for the job."
"I solved the Hernandez case last year, it was the biggest case in decades" Dax declared
Alec shrugged, shaking his head faintly
"Actually; I found the lead that pointed us to the killer. I combed files and compared witness statements till I found where he was hiding. I lead the negotiations when he barricaded himself in the theater. I even lead the raid when we stormed the place, disarmed him, and cuffed him."
"Well, whose name made it into the paper?"
"Yeah, that was you; because while I was doing all that, you were making calls to the news stations, and you insisted on walking him out."
Alec paused, shaking his head,
"You know Dax; I don't know where that Magnus guy got his info. I know it wasn't from some psychic abilities or whatever, but he has you down to a T."
Dax finally seemed to catch up
"Ale-" he started, Alec shook his head, cutting him off,
"No. Look; if you're gonna go off on some wild goose chase to ruin the reputation of a fellow detective, who, by all accounts is an exemplary officer, just to try to get a promotion that, quite frankly, is above your skills and abilities, I'll have no part in it."
"Hey, I don't need your help, I'll just-"
"What? Call your dad to fix it?" Alec Scoffed
"That's uncalled for, Alec"
"No, it's really not. Actually, you know what? You should call him: didn't you say something about him pulling some strings to get you in with the gang unit? I think it's a pretty good time for you to look into that, because this? This really isn't working anymore."
"Oh, really?" Dax challenged
"Maybe I'll just put in for my transfer then, how about that?" he said with a smirk
"That's good, you should do that." Alec countered
Dax looked shocked
"Well, fine, I-I'll just do that"
"Good. Good luck with your new job, Detective Ramsey," Alec finished
With that he turned and strides away from Dax, not even sparing the man a second glance.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Magnus-Magnus-Magnus-Magnus-Magnus *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Luke led Magnus to his office, shutting the door behind them.
"That was pretty impressive back there. I mean, I knew about the relationship, and Daxs's ambitions and, let's call them quirks, are not exactly secrets, but it was quite remarkable, just the same"
"Well, you know; that's how it is with these kinds of abilities" Magnus ventured
Luke nodded with a faint, curious, smile,
"Uh huh. Must be pretty crazy, 'seeing' things like that. I've heard somewhere that those abilities may be heredity; does anyone else in your family have these powers?"
He shook his head slightly,
"Well, that can be the case at times, but, no, in my family it is just me with this particular gift."
"Mmm, really? You know, I was just recently brought on as chief; well, you said as much in the interview room. I've been working in New York for the last seventeen years, but I actually started on the force right here as a beat cop."
"Really?" Magnus queried, not really liking where this was going
Luke nodded,
"Yeah, I remember Detective Bane; he was an amazing detective. Always had a knack for picking up on the strangest, slightest details and being able to follow it to just the right conclusion. There were a few whispers between officers back then, saying he must be psychic, but he'd always just explain how he found the information. I remember him bringing you in a few times" he chuckled a bit
"He was always so proud. Saying his son was going to be the best detective in the department, that he'd put Henrys' own record to shame when he had the chance."
"Well, you know dad, once he gets an idea in his head, he's like a dog with a bone."
Magnus really didn't like where this was going. His relationship with his father was a bit of a sore spot. He doesn't think he ever really forgave him for giving up on being a cop. He just couldn't understand why Magnus would choose to just throw away all his talents, all his gifts; all of Henry's hard work. The chief gave a bit of a laugh,
"I do remember that. These tips you've called in, I looked through them, it's very impressive. You've technically worked more cases than almost any of the detectives in this squad. So, why didn't you go through with it, join the force? I mean, I'm sure your, abilities, would have been a big assistance on the force, you could have flew through the ranks."
"Because," Magnus began, agitated, "well, look at me" gesturing to himself;
"I don't censor myself, for anyone. I don't back down. I do not give a damn about rank or perceived power or any of the rest of that. I couldn't play the games, and I don't just follow blindly. I respect those who, to me, deserve it, but a fancy title or some prefix before your name does not automatically make someone worthy of respect, or trust. If I think something of someone, I'll say it. If someone says something about me, I really don't give a damn.
Yeah, I can be flighty, immature, easily distracted. I am excessively excitable and quite often overly affectionate. I have worked very hard to be true to who and what I am. I don't compromise, I don't try to blend, I don't want to just fall in line. I am stubborn and opinionated, have a smart mouth and a tendency to step on toes.
I know exactly who I am, and it is not a cop,
It never was." He finished, quietly
Chief Garroway looked at him for a moment, then nodded
"I see. You know, the department has a discretionary fund for working with civilian consultants"
"What does that mean?" Magnus asked, confused by the apparent topic change
"We can, from time to time, hire people from civilian life to assist on cases, various experts in their field; people who bring knowledge, skills or talents that are useful for solving cases. We are in California; psychic investigators would fall under that category."
Oh…
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Magnus-Magnus-Magnus-Magnus-Magnus *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Magnus left Luke's office in a bit of a daze.
What happened? H-, he could actually work as a detective; work cases, solve crimes, all of it, and he could do it as, as himself?
He had never thought that would be a possibility. He'd long since put out of his mind just how much he'd really wanted to be a detective. He'd always so respected what his dad had done, constantly looking up to the example he set, wondering if he'd be able to live up to it. He'd put those aspirations aside a long time ago, but, now…
Now there was a hope, a chance.
He had to take it.
Magnus was pulled from these thoughts when he saw Alec sitting at his desk, going over some files. He sauntered over, and, just for the hell of it, sat part way on the edge of his desk.
"Hello, detective, so, did you hear?" he asked cheekily
Alec looked up, he appeared exhausted, completely drained
"What? You've been cleared, great, good for you. I'm really busy right now; can you just go, please?"
Magnus paused, concerned
"Darling, what's wrong? Is it about Dax? I apologize for outing you guys; it was not my intention to do that, much less to you. I do tend to get rather carried away at times."
Alec gave a bit of a sarcastic laugh,
"No, really?" then he continued
"Dax is leaving; he'll be joining the Gang unit. He went to turn in his resignation a few minutes ago."
Magnus sighed.
"I am sorry. Well, at least for your sake; personally, I think the guy is the biggest jackass I've ever met; but I am sorry for the trouble I caused you. I assure you, I'm not in the habit of dragging people's personal lives out into the open, that really was rather uncalled for, and again, I do apologize for whatever harm it caused.
If there's anything I can do to help, just let me know" Magnus assured sincerely, for once forgoing the flirting and innuendo.
Alec shook his head a bit
"No, Magnus, it really wasn't that big of a deal for me. I've been out for a while. I mean, I'm not about to hang a rainbow flag on my desk or march in a parade, and I'd really rather my personal life not be the hot gossip around the station; but I gave up hiding who I was quite a while ago.
If it really bothers people, then they just have to grow up a bit and learn to deal. Dax was the one with the hang up."
Magnus smiled, rather impressed,
"Well, well, my darling detective, you are just full of surprises, are you not?"
Alec rolled his eyes a bit, but there was a slight start of a smile tugging at his lips, and he couldn't quite hide the hint of a blush
"Will you stop calling me that?" he asked, somewhat exasperated
Magnus shook his head, with a slight laugh,
"Not a chance" Then his smile softened a bit and he continued,
"I've never really been one to try to fit myself into being what others think I should be…obviously"
He laughed a little, gesturing to himself,
"I've always been of the impression that your life is, well, just that, yours, therefore your opinion of yourself is the only one that counts. If something about you doesn't fit for others; if it bothers, angers, or makes them uncomfortable, well, that really says quite a bit more about them than about you."
Alec nodded a bit,
"You know Magnus, I doubt I'll ever say this to you again, but you're right."
"I am right all the time, people just tend to be too stubborn to admit it" Magnus boasted
Alec laughed, rolling his eyes
"I still don't believe you're psychic."
"Well, the chief does, so that's really all that matters" Magnus counters
Alec looks shocked
"Wh-, what do you mean?"
Magnus beams,
"Oh, that's what I was going to tell you! He hired me as a psychic consultant for the SBPD, isn't that magnificent?"
Now Alec just looks terrified
"What, no, you're lying; you have to be messing with me, right? Tell me this is a joke?"
"Not at all, darling, we'll be working together, isn't that wonderful?"
"NO, no it isn't tha-!" Alec started but they were interrupted when Simon came barreling up to the desk
"Hey guys, Oh, Magnus, Chief Garroway told me about the consultant thing, congratulations, man, that's SO awesome! I can't believe I get to work with a real live psychic!" he gushed, practically bouncing on the spot
"Not a psychic" Alec interjected, weakly
He went unnoticed
"I'm so glad you're happy about it dear. It will be wonderful working with you, as well. Always nice to work with a cute guy in uniform." Magnus teased, cheekily, with a wink.
Simon blushed, and gave a bit of an almost giggle that was just adorable, then his eyes went a bit wider and he got even more animated, which Magnus wouldn't have thought possible.
"Oh, well, it won't be me. That's actually what I came over to tell you guys! You know that Detective Ramsey is leaving, right? Well, of course you do, you're psychic after all"
"Once again, NOT psychic" Alec tried again
Once again he was ignored, though Simon's face did fall a bit and he turned to him
"Sorry about your boyfriend or whatever leaving, dude, that really sucks"
"Thanks, but it's probably for the best" Alec said
"Darling, you were saying something about it not being you?" Magnus asked,
He really hoped the cutie wasn't leaving; he was far too fun to not have around. Simon perked right back up bouncing on his feet.
"Oh, yeah, I totally forgot to tell you! Luke actually promoted me!"
"What?" Alec asked, a terrifying thought entering his mind
"Yeah, see, I actually took the Detectives exam a few months ago, but, like, they didn't have any openings-"
"No" Alec started, eyes widening
Simon nodded, vaguely resembling a bobble head
"Yeah! I'm gonna be your new partner, isn't that great!?"
Magnus, who saw the direction this was going, had been struggling at holding in his laughter up till now, absolutely lost it, dissolving into a fit of giggles. He couldn't help it,
Oh, the look of absolute terror on Alec's face! It was just priceless!
When Magnus finally caught his breath he put his arm around Simon's shoulder, leaning over, giving him a little peck on the cheek, Simon blushed brightly.
"That is wonderful dear, I am so happy for you" he gave him a little hug
Simon absolutely beamed, nodding
"I know! And the best part is that I get to be partnered with the best detective on the force!"
Alec groaned, covering his face with his hands
"I just know we'll end up being the best of friends" Simon grinned
"Oh, God" Alec groaned, dropping his head onto his desk, fighting the urge to bang it repeatedly.
Magnus snickered
"I'm sure you will, darling" he assured
"Kay, I gotta go now. The Chief wants me to pull some of the old, cold cases for you to take a look at Magnus, see if you can come up with anything. Wait here, I'll be right back." He gestured before turning, rushing off towards the record room
As soon as he was out of sight Magnus burst out giggling again, setting more on Alec's desk. Alec looked up and glared
"Do you mind?" he snitted
"Oh, darling, the look on your face! It will be fine; he will be a great detective, you just have to give it a chance."
"Then you partner with him!"
Magnus laughed again
"Sweetheart, it will b-"
Magnus was cut off when they heard a bit of a commotion coming from the desk sergeant's area.
"-ell me just what the hell is going on here, whatever phony, trumped up charges you're trying to level on him we will fight!"
A rather loud, irate, entirely too familiar, slightly accented voice was ranting. Magnus got up and hurried over to Raphael, who, by now, was in full verbal attack mode. The poor desk sergeant looked about ready to call for back up.
"Raph, Darling, what are you doing? What have I told you about harassing people?"
Raphael looked up at him, Magnus saw the bit of relief wash over him
"Come over here and quiet down, you're making a scene! I thought we were in agreement that I was the one of us that did that?" Magnus teased leading Raphael over to Alec's desk, and away from the poor, harried, desk sergeant.
"Magnus, what the hell is going on?" he demanded
"Dot called me and told me this morning that you were going to the police department, you've been here for hours! What happened? Why have you been here so long?"
"Nothing to worry about, dear, everything's fine" Magnus assured him, continuing,
"I'm afraid I've just been outed"
Raphael gave him a totally confused look
"Mags, How can you be outed? You've never been in!"
Alec snorted at that, Magnus laughed
"That is true enough, yes. No, rather, I was referring to the police finding out that I'm a psychic" Magnus explained, As if it made perfect sense
"Psychic" he asked, deadpan
"Oh, darling, you don't have to pretend anymore. You see, the last tip I phoned in, anonymously, they called me up with some follow up questions, rather confused as to where I got the information. I tried to make up some crazy lie about how I just pieced it together from watching the news, but they were far too smart to fall for that.
Therefore, I had no choice but to tell them the truth, that I'm psychic" Magnus finished, like it was nothing.
Raphael stared,
Magnus continued right on along
"Good news though! Now that my secret is out, the chief hired me to be a part time psychic consultant. I'm thinking about starting an actual psychic detective agency. This way I can get even more cases."
"A psychic Detective agency?"
"Yes, darling, do keep up"
"You really think that's a good idea, Mags?"
"Of course, I don't have bad ideas, you know that."
"I may need to cut back on my time at the club a bit, and you'll be cutting back on your work hours as well"
"I will?"
"Well, you are going to help me, of course"
"I am?"
"Yes, once again, keep up darling, h-"
Magnus was cut off by Alec clearing his throat
"Umm, not to interrupt or anything, but who, exactly, is this?"
Magnus turned to him and grinned, putting his arm around Raphael,
"Why, this is Raphael, the man I share my life with" he said sappily
That got Raphaels attention
"Uh, yeah, no. I am his TOTALLY, completely, no interest whatsoever, platonic, best friend and roommate. Most of the time he's just a pain in the ass"
Magnus gave an exaggerated gasp
Alec laughed
"Detective Alec Lightwood" Alec Introduced himself
Raphael smiled, shaking his hand
"Raphael, I think we're going to get along just fine." Alec added
Magnus glowered
"Okay, that is quite enough of that. Raphael? The charming detective's new partner went to fetch some folders from storage for me. Be a dear, go help him, would you?" Magnus asked, sweetly
Raphael rolled his eyes
"Fine, if anything it'll get me away from whatever this is"
He turned, headed towards the file room, leaving Magnus and Alec still sniping at each other.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* _End Of Chapter Notes_ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Notes:
Sorry!
I ran out of time!
Besides I think the cute dorks deserve their own chapter anyways, don't you?
O25O
*-*-*-*-*-*-*- MagnusBane:PsychicDetective*-*-*-*-*-*-*-