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Living the good life Part 6: A naruhina kind of dayXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
In the kitchenAs Naruto and Hinata arrived, they found that the small room was filled with people.
The buffet lines were bustling with tourists searching for a decent meal.
"Damn. This place is so crowed-WAH!"
"Naruto Naruto Naruto Naruto!!! I drank some coffee today because it was one of my jobs and now I can't stop talking it's so troublesome is it not? I don't even have the patience to look at the freakin clouds anymore and I was planning to do that today what a drag but I feel fine but I can't stop and I can't breathe help me!! And to make things worse they ran out of coffee and now I'm pissed how troublesome they ran out of coffee did I already say that oh well hey Hinata bye guys!!!" Shikamaru rambled on and on, but as soon as he caught a glimpse of Asuma he ran over there to continue his non- stop talking.
It was an amazement to them that Shikamaru didn't topple over from a lack of oxygen. Coffee sure did wonders.
"S-shikamaru san" Hinata mumbled as she watched the Nara genius jump on his sensei for a piggy- back ride. She winced as they both fell to the floor.
"Don't worry about them. He'll calm down hopefully" Naruto reassured. Hinata nodded just as Shino and Kiba stepped in front of them. "Hey Shino, what's up?"
"Kiba cleared his throat and began.
(Kiba) I'm not wearing underwear today!
(Shino) No I'm not wearing underwear today
Not that you really care
(Kiba) Much about my underwear
But I just really want to saaaayyy!!!
(Unison) I'm not wearing underwear todaaayyy!!!!!!!!
Cough cough
Naruto and Hinata gazed in shock. Did Kiba and Shino, the Shino that never shows a speck of emotion, sing a song…about underwear? The world is at an end as we know it.
"Kiba kun, S-shino kun. Are you alright-"
"Are they alright? THEY JUST SUNG A SONG ABOUT FREAKIN UNDERWEAR!!! Im not wearing underwear today!!" Naruto pointed a finger as he mocked them. Shino pushed the edge of his glasses up the bridge of his nose. He whipped a hand out and grabbed Naruto by his black shirt. Shino's black sun glasses started deeply into Naruto's cowering eyes.
"You will forget. You will forget it. You will not speak of this to anyone. Understand?" He warned. Kiba stepped back and ran out of sight. It seems that he had seen Shino's dark side before and they way he ran, it must be frightening
"A-ano Shino kun?" Hinata whispered, but she decided to stay low. She's seen Shino's dark side before perhaps.
"Yes sir! Dattebayo! He he." Naruto said.
Shino let go of the blonde shirt and walked away, like nothing happened.
SQQQUUEEAAAAAAKKK"Gaara! Will you please give me the hammer!"
SQQUEEEEAAAAAAKKKNaruto and Hinata turned their heads to the squeaking direction. Gaara was running around with Kankurou on his tail. The red head would throw down the balloon like tool on Kankurou's head every once in while, making a tremendous annoying sound.
SQQQUUEEEAAAAKKK"Gaara! Just hand me the freakin-"
SQQUEEAAAAAKKKK"Gah!"
"Kankurou! We're supposed to be getting' that book remember!" Temari shouted as she entered the kitchen. The puppet master stopped running to catch his breath. A sand shinobi with a blow up hammer sure caused a lot of trouble. Gaara continued running frantically around the room. Squeaking every once in a while. "We'll deal with him later. Com on'!" Temari dragged the clearly pissed off Kankurou out the double doors.
"Uhhh, ok. Let's get into the ramen line!" Naruto interlocked his fingers with Hinata's. She felt her face burn deeply as he lead her to the counter. Once they got their bowl of noodles, Naruto demanded that he carry Hinata's out of complete generosity. And of course being the utterly idiotic nuthead he is, Naruto has forgotten about the chakra strings between them.
"WAHK!" Naruto flashed forward on his front side, causing the bowls to fly towards the ceiling landing who-knows-where. Naruto's sudden jerk caught Hinata by surprise, making her lose her balance and landing hard on a certain someone.
"Eeep!"
"Will you two keep quiet! Some people are trying to eat-"
Kiba stormed over to the noisy shinobi and found Naruto was sitting up with support from his elbows. Hinata was placed between his legs in a very awkward position. Her fragile hands were clutched to his shirt with her thick tan jacket falling off her shoulder. The ramen bowls nowhere to be found.
Silence
"Er, sorry! I didn't mean to intrude! P-please continue!" Kiba ran off leaving a thin trail of dust with Akamaru hanging on for dear life in his hoodie.
"N-naruto kun! Your hands…" She blushed a dark shade of pink and all colors related. It was true. His calloused hands were positioned firmly on her ahem… behind, pulling her even closer to his warm body. He snapped out of his comfortable moment and pulled his hands out in an instant. Naruto's cheeks flooded with pink, matching his blonde hair.
"AH! S-sorry! I wasn't paying attention." He stood up as he held a helping hand to Hinata. 'There goes my source of warmth'"I'm sorry. I lost our ramen." He drooped his eyebrows and grinned sheepishly.
"No p-problem Naruto kun. I wasn't hungry anyway." Hinata smiled warmly and flushed brightly again, "A-ano…"
Naruto rose a blonde eyebrow and noticed that his hands were still clasping hers tightly.
"Ah! S-sorry." He released his grip and pointed toward the hot springs, "I know! Let's invite everybody to take a swim!" The Hyuga heiress nodded in agreement as they went to find their friends.
…
"NARUTO!! WHERE IS THAT DOBE?!?"
FlashbackAs Sakura strolled out the door, she bumped her tiny nose into a hard body. She kept her eyes closed as she held some cloth into her hands.
"Can't off me huh?"
Sakura snapped her eyes open. She gazed up and shrieked as soon as onyx met emerald.
"S-sasuke kun! Don't scare me like that!" Sasuke let out a small smirk, "Anyway, what are you doing here?"
"I'm looking for Kakashi. Where is he?"
"Really? I'm looking for him too, something about spending time with him." Sakura twiddled a pink strand of hair between her fingers, "I know! Let's look for him together! He's probably in a closet reading that perverted book again. Come on!"
She grabbed Sasuke's arm and pulled in to the direction of the kitchen.
"Oi! Not so hard woman."
In the Kitchen"Hmm, he's not here." Sakura muttered.
"Hn." Sasuke replied coolly, unaware of a flying bowl of ramen coming towards him rapidly.
SPLAT
"Huh?" Sakura averted her eyes from the room to the sudden sound. She jumped at the sight of Sasuke with a large bowl of steaming ramen sitting plainly on his head. The noodles were splattered everywhere, on the floor, on his dark clothes, but mostly in his perfect raven hair. His eyes were hidden under the edge of the ceramic bowl. The sharingan possessor's fists were clenched tightly, making dents in his palm.
He slowly lifted his now dark red eyes from the ground to the blank space before him.
"I will kill him…"
"Kill who? Naruto?" Sakura was bewildered, but his logic made sense. No one else ate an extra large miso ramen with 3 slices of pork and 5 eggs but Naruto.
"NARUTO!!!"
End flashback
"Naruto you dobe! Where are you!"
"S-sasuke kun. He left, I'll tell him later. Its almost 12:00. We need to find Kakashi sensei now."
Sakura pushed the fuming Uchiha out the kitchen doors. You could hear his yelling from another village away.
With Temari and Kankurou"Temari, are we sure this is going to work. Why can't we just walk in there?"
"Because, idiot brother of mine, we're underage. No man is gonna let some 16 year olds walk into a porn store." Temari fixed the collar on her long coat, "Now adjust your sunglasses! No one can see that we're women."
"Oh ok. Wait- what?"
"No time! Lets go!" The fan carrier zipped up her long over coat and rushed through the doors. Kankurou slumped behind. First he had to deal with a brother who wouldn't let go of a stupid rubber hammer and now he was in disguise going through a porn store. He still had his sanity and he didn't want to lose it at a place like this, but a certain sister thought otherwise.
As soon as Kankurou walked into the shop, his nose started bleeding instantly. There were books, DVDs, magazines, models and diagrams of absolute unmentionables. (a/n: if i tell you, this story would go into rated M. Its for your own good) He covered his bloody nose with a hand and kept his eyed shut from the ultimate unmentionables.
"Why are you closing your eyes? Don't tell me you haven't seen this kind of stuff before." Temari snorted.
"I haven't." He replied simply.
"And you dare call yourself a shinobi." She whipped around and started walking to the counter.
"Well I'm sorry if I don't approve of this junk lecherous men call entertainment!!" Kankurou had said that a little too loud, for everyone was looking at him strangely. Whispers were heard among them.
Is he like…gay?That poor excuse for a man.
Holy trombones and a pogo stick.
Kankurou growled as he ran to meet up with his sister.
"Ahem. Good evening sir. I would like to purchase the new edition of icha icha pardise?" Temari asked in a manly voice. The shopkeeper looked up from his 'magazine' and handed her a bright red book with silver writing.
"$59.99." He ordered.
"WHAT?!? All for a simple book?" Temari gaped.
"This isn't just a simple book! It's a work of art that clears the mind of-"
"Ok. That's enough thanks." Temari gave him the cash and stormed off, "That Kakashi is gonna get it."
Kankurou was about to follow her when the man called out to him.
"Hey, do you want to matching DVD? It had deleted scenes." The shopkeeper offered.
Kankurou gazed at the disk and then at the man.
"How much?"
"KANKUROU!!!!" Temari screamed loudly.
"C-coming!!" Kankurou glanced at the DVD again before scrambling off.
With Ino and Choji"Yes! They're almost done and nothing blew up!" Ino cheered. "But what a strange recipe it was."
KNOCK KNOCK
"Come in!" Ino shouted from the oven.
"Ino?" Munch munch. Choji asked.
"Choji?" 'perfect timing' "I'm in the kitchen!"
The munching ninja walked over to Ino as soon as she pulled out a batch of delicious looking brownies.
"I just finished making them! Wanna try?" She pushed the tray towards Choji, who eyed it like it was a bomb.
"What did you do to it?" He asked carefully. A large vein popped on Ino's forehead.
"What do you mean 'what's in them'? Just eat them!" She commanded.
"No." Choji said plainly. He continued reaching for chips in his bag.
"Why? I worked so hard!" Ino shrieked.
"No." He repeated.
"Eat them."
"No."
"Eat them!" She began to take the chocolate from the tray and shoving them in his face.
"No means no woman!"
"EAT THEM DAMMIT!"
"NO!"
"EAT IT YOU!"
"YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Choji shoved large amounts of chips in his mouth.
"That can be arranged…" Ino said darkly. Tha 'pleasantly plump' shinobi gulped and stared long and hard at the brownies.
"Fine." He gave in and took a square in his hand. First he smelled it and then licked it alittle.
"JUST EAT IT RETARD!" Ino yelled, startling Choji greatly.
He placed the seemingly harmless piece of chocolate into his mouth and chewed slowly.
"Sooooo??"
Choji licked his chocolate stained fingers and grinned widely.
"They're really good!" He snatched the whole tray from Ino's hands and ate the whole batch, one by one.
"Good!" Ino grabbed 2 rolls of toilet paper and stuffed them in Choji's jacket. "Now get out."
"Huh-WAH!" Ino threw Choji out the door and slammed it in his face. "What was that about?"
He thought about for a moment and then just shrugged. Talk about mood swings.
With Sakura and Sasuke"This is getting annoying." Sasuke grumbled.
"It's ok. He's bound to be here somewhere." Sakura reassured.
"Hn."
They passed an open closet and looked inside.
"Do you see Kakashi sensei anywhere?" Sakura asked.
"No. Damn it all. This is wasting my time-ACK!"
"Sasuke kun, are you –EEPPP!"
CLICK
"Huh? Where are we?" Sasuke rubbed his whirling head.
"I don't know. Someone pushed us in." Sakura felt around for the door and twisted the knob. "Hey…we're locked in!"
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END OF CHAPTER!! How'd you like it? I'm sorry if it's not as good as my other ones. I was running out of ideas. And im sort of there want as naruhina as you thought, but i had to fit everyone in 2 chapters somehow. There will be more of this pairing in the next one, i promise.
Plz review, or i'll send gaara and his rubber hammer after you…
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