Chapter 6
"Yeah Daddy Dearest saves the day again!"
"Do you have something against Edward family Jacob?" the host inquired
"Oh no there the perfect family" I could sense the sarcasm "Doctor daddy and the Stepford wife who thinks everything cured with a hug, the dumb blonde and her muscle-bound husband who'se too stupid to realise she's only with him for the money, and the kleptomaniac sister and her druggie husband"
"There is nothing wrong with my family and you are just showing your jealousy. Yes my fathers a doctor but my mother is far from a Stepford wife, she does have opinions and rules which we are reminded of if we step out of line and as for the hugs, we as a family are not afraid to show our emotions unlike some people. As for Rosalie and Emmett you are aware that Rose owns and runs a garage… oh that's right she's your boss!" the audience laughed at this. "Alice has never stolen so much as a candy bar and Jasper does not and has never taken drugs but then I'm sure you know must of the addicts in our area as they live on the reservation. I would watch what you're saying in front of all these people… I did not come here to air your dirty laundry"
Jacob looked down at himself then, I'm not sure if he was ashamed of what he had said or was checking if his clothes where clean, he wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.