Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and will never.

A/N: This chappie may get a bit weird…So brace yourselves!! Anyways, enjoy!!

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*Beep beep beep*

I slowly opened my eyes and looked at my clock. 6 Am. I swear, I need to find myself a job that isn't so demanding. I guess I better get ready. I got out of bed and jumped into the shower. I usually take long in the shower but today I'm making fast so that no one can teleport in here and see me taking a shower. Thank goodness I have a bathroom in my room. I got dressed and grabbed my phone. Ok, this time I'm calling someone who can handle things well.

"Hello?" My friend asked in a sleepy tone. "Tessa, I know this is fuckin early and that you are a bit pissed at me for calling this early but I have a major problem."

"And that is?" She really was sounding a bit pissed.

"I need you to come babysit."

"Ugh, fine. When do I have to be there?"

"Now."

"Are you nuts?! Do you know how early it is?! There is no way in hell that I'm coming over now!"

"But I have to go to work now! Please Tessa!!" I asked her in my sweetest voice ever. It worked on Itachi so it can work on anyone!

"Ugh! Fine! But I don't do it for free!"

"Yeah, yeah whatever. I'll leave the door unlocked."

"Fine." And then she hung up.

I silently tip-toed my way through the living room. Which wasn't even necessary. Deidara was snoring so loudly, you could scream and no one would wake up. Just as I opened the door, I heard a rustling behind me. I swung around just to see that it was Itachi who stood up.

"You nearly gave me a heart attack." I whispered.

"Where are you going?" He asked slightly frowning.

"I have to go to work. But a friend of mine is coming to watch over you guys so no need to worry about that."

"We're not babies. No one needs to look after us." He said in an annoyed tone.

"You may not be babies, but you guys get in a boat load of crap! That's for fuckin sure."

"…Hn…" He said and looked down.

I heard a car drive up in the drive way. That must be Tessa. "Ok, my friend arrived so I'll be off. Keep Tobi out of the sugar and try and stop Zetsu from eating-" I was cut short by a door that came flying open. Luckily I ducked just in time.

"ALLY! I SWEAR! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M BABYSITTING YOPUR COUSINS NO MATTER HOW CUTE THEY ARE!!" The screaming and thrashing girl woke everyone up.

Tobi fell off the couch, Hidan was cursing from the guest bedroom. Zetsu got such a huge fright that he ripped the sleeping bag; even Kisame heard her because we heard a splash coming from the pool and poor Deidara thought that someone was attacking him and yelled:

"KATSU!" This made a little explosion come from underneath his butt. Making him shoot upwards and then landing face first onto the floor.

"Well, I better get to work. Good luck Tessa!" Before she could yell something back at me I was already in my car and was driving off to work singing "I believe I can fly". Fuck knows why.

Back at the house:

"MY FUCKIN ASS IS ON FIRE, UN!!" Deidara yelled while running around the house rubbing his butt and cursing. "Sempai! Sempai! Are you ok Sempai?!" Tobi asked.

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKIN OK?! MY ASS WAS NEARLY BLOWN AWAY, YEAH!!"

Sasori was lying on the ground from laughing. If he could cry, he would've cried a river by now.

"You guys are from Akatsuki…" Tessa said. "Oh my gosh. Ally has been living with members of the Akatsuki."

"Are you the fuckin bitch who woke me up by yelling?!" Hidan said. Holding his scythe.

"Yeah. So?" She asked.

"You'll fuckin pay for that…" Hidan said taking a step closer to her.

"Just let it be Hidan. There's nothing you can do about it." Pein said as he emerged from the room.

"Thanks, I guess." Tessa said. "I didn't do it to save you. You could be useful throughout the day while Alecia is gone." He said.

"I'm hungry." Zetsu said.

"Tobi is also hungry!!"

"Can someone just do something that will help my ass, un?!" Deidara yelled with tears welling up in his eye. He was looking quite pathetic rubbing his ass like that.

'Ally, when you get back, I'm going to make you wish that you were never born…' Tessa thought as she walked to the kitchen to prepare some food for these murderous guys.

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Me: So there it is! Hope everyone liked it! Oh, and Crystal-White-Blood, sorry that I didn't wait until you replied, but I had the idea in my head and I just couldn't get it out of my head.

Itachi: Aren't you supposed to be working?

Me: ITACHI!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Itachi: I don't know.

Me: So what can we talk about?

Itachi: I don't know.

Me: So uhm, how's the weather?

Itachi: Your annoying and I hate small talk.

Me: *sniff* Your mean. *sniff*

Itachi: …Hn…

Me: *sobs uncontrollably*

Itachi: *feeling guilty* Don't cry…

Me: But your so meeeeaann…..

Itachi: *coming closer* Are you ok?

Me: *getting evil glint in eye*

Itachi: *comes more closer*

Me: *jumps up and falls on Itachi*

Itachi: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Me: *hugging Itachi* HAHAHAHA!! YOU FELL FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK!!! NOW YOUR MINE!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Itachi: NOOOO!!! LEMME GOOOO!!!!

Deidara: Aah…Young love, un….

Pein: It's nauseating…

Deidara: You got that right