Warning: Language, Sexual Situations, Nudity, heavy Cannon x Cannon & OC x Cannon

It's Always Sunny In Highschool

Chapter Six: Friday Night, Part 2

While Mac and Dee had found one of the many kegs around the house, Charlie had just wandered around carrying a bottle of beer (his fifth or sixth, he'd long lost count). Charlie was feeling as though he needed something to occupy his mind. And that's when he found the downstairs bathroom. He closed the door and realized the downstairs bathroom had cleaning products. He knew how to mix things! That's what science helped you do, right? Make your own chemicals? Charlie drank the rest of his beer and then set the empty bottle down on the floor. Grabbing a bucket nearby, he grabbed all the chemicals he could. Charlie really didn't know what they said. He couldn't read. No scratch that, he was dyslexic as hell but that didn't stop him from being consistent and trying his best to get by. He still got good grades in English class at any rate. And he knew chemicals by smell. He slipped off his t-shirt, shoes and pants to reveal bright green spandex. About two minutes later, fumes from the cleaners built up.

"Well, here goes", Charlie muttered, smiling drunkenly and moved his face over the bucket to inhale.

Dee and Mac walked around the party, both with solo cups in hand. Music was now playing loudly. People had gotten bored and keg stands were happening. Drinking games had started. People were making out and fights were breaking out. They walked past Ingrid and Rickety Cricket. Cricket's crutches had been stolen so Ingrid was helping him to sit down. The two just laughed at them before moving to try and find Dennis and Charlie. Charlie was no where to be found and Dennis was sitting in the back yard, a beer in hand.

"What the hell are you two doing?" Dennis asked as Dee and Mac found him.

"Nothing", Mac shrugged innocently, "What the hell are you doing out here?"

"Maureen went home because her brother threw up all over her and I haven't seen Erin since she got here", Dennis told him looking sulky.

Dee just laughed, "Night fallen apart on ya uh?"

"Shut up", Dennis muttered, taking a deep swig of his drink.

The three didn't have time to continue talking as screams and yells were coming within the house. Schmitty ran out and put his arms around Dee and Mac, grinning as though he had been sober this whole time.

"Guys! Greenman is at my party!" Schmitty exclaimed.

Dee, Mac and Dennis all looked at each other. The four went back inside to find Charlie, now dressed as Greenman, dancing on the dinning room table. Glow sticks had been handed out and a good big crowd was surrounding the table, all waving their arms and yelling happily. The trio couldn't even get to Charlie and just stared at each other.

"Fuck. What now?" Dennis asked.

"Fuck if I know. Erin's the only one who can deal with this bullshit", Mac gestured, pointing towards Charlie.

"I thought you were his friend?" Dee asked, giving Mac a disgusted look.

"I am. Charlie's my best friend but Erin knows how to deal with him when he's greenman", Mac waved his hand.

"Where is she anyway?" Dennis asked, looking around as though the redhead might appear if he looked.

Upstairs the Waitress had found a rather drunk emo looking kid and the two had accidentally found the room where Erin and the McPoyles were. When the door swung open, the pair backed into the room, kissing in a completely drunk stupor. Ryan just sat there, looking surprised. The Waitress and the emo kid just looked around in a intoxicated manner. Erin and Liam were entangled together.

"Fuck!" Erin ducked behind Liam.

The blond girl just stared at her for a moment as though trying to figure out what was going on. Erin just looked over Liam's shoulder as though hoping the two would just leave the room. At least hopefully she wouldn't remember seeing her in here.

"Oh hi Erin", the Waitress laughed.

"Uh, hi", Erin blushed horribly, "Uh, having fun at the party?" God this awkward.

The Waitress nodded and the emo kid was just staring at Erin and Liam.

"Shhhitttt they were going at it!", the emo kid laughed. He was also rather stoned.

"You bet your ass we were", Liam nodded smiling.

At that moment the noise from downstairs got their attention. The five of them just stared at each other. Erin moved quickly for her clothes. Ryan jumping up to help. She used him to shield herself from the two at the door. Liam didn't care and just got up as though nobody else was there as the got dressed. The redhead and the two brothers then left the room and went downstairs as casually as possible, the waitress and the emo kid right behind them. They came into the dinning room on the other side. Dennis and Mac had caught sight of her, unfortunately.

"Where the fuck were you?!"

Erin wheeled around to find Mac and Dennis pushing themselves through the crowd. The Waitress and the emo kid disappeared a second later, trying to head towards the kitchen. Erin looked between them and Charlie still dancing on the table and back to them. When Mac reached her first, he noticed something.

"That's a hickey", Mac pointed to her neck.

Dennis squinted as he stopped beside him, leaning forward and staring at the side of her neck. He made a face, "Who-"

"Never mind", Erin interrupted, "What happened to Charlie?"

"You have a hickey on your neck and you want to know why Charlie is dancing on a table?" Dennis asked.

Liam was looking rather proud of himself, making Dennis stare at him. However it was that moment that Charlie had jumped off the table and came over to them. Erin was glad for the brief distraction.

"Guys! What's going on? Everyone's dancing and stuff", Charlie replied, though muffled from the suite.

"You should see yourself", Ryan told him.

"Why?" Charlie asked, he then looked down at his hands, "WHOA!" He just stared at his hands as though not remembering becoming greenman.

While Charlie was analyzing his intoxicated/high state, the sounds of sirens were coming up the street. A few girls came running in screaming about the cops. Everyone started panicking and screaming. Schmitty yelled for everyone to scatter. Erin told Liam and Ryan to go without her. The two brothers nodded and scattered. Erin, with Mac's help, took hold of Charlie and they left through the back door, Dennis behind them.

"Guys! What the hell?!" Dee seethed and then remembered she had a car and ran for the front door, pushing past people and didn't care or not if they were left behind to get caught. She made it to her car and drove off as fast as she could. "Son of bitches", she muttered in fury. How dare they leave her behind! Good thing she had her car.

They had made it two blocks away, hiding in bushes to make sure they weren't seen. Erin cursing herself as she supported Charlie's right side. The four looked over the hedge they were currently hiding behind to make sure the coast was clear.

"Guys, why's everything still dark?" Charlie asked.

Mac pulled the mask part of the suite back so he could see. Dennis was kneeling beside the redhead. Erin was ignoring his presence as she tried to think of a way to get Charlie and them home.

"Where is Dee?" Mac asked, looking at Dennis.

"Forget Dee. She's useless. We can find our own way home", Dennis told him.

"I'm the only sober one here aren't I?" Erin asked, after a second or so.

There was a unison of "Yes" to answer her.

She rolled her eyes and then got an idea, "Dennis, why don't you help Mac support Charlie", she replied.

"Oh yeah, of course", Dennis jumped in rather helpfully.

Erin shook her head and stood up as Dennis supported Charlie's right side. She was good at being stealthy and sneaking around. She didn't see anymore cars or anyone on the street, so she gestured for the guys to follow her. Luckily Charlie, Mac and Schmitty lived relatively in the same neighborhood. They were able to reach Charlie's without notice.

"Oh you brought my baby boy home safe and sound", Bonnie Kelly cooed happily minutes later as the group brought Charlie into his house.

Erin and Mac both looked at each other, they were pretty sure she was drunk because she didn't notice Charlie wearing just his green man suite. Dennis just hung back by the door while they helped Charlie sit on his couch.

"Have a good night Mrs. Kelly!" Mac said a moment later as they left.

The trio just stood out on the sidewalk.

"Well, I'll uh just head home then. Enjoy the rest of the night", Mac smiled and smacked Dennis on the shoulder and then walked off.

"God damn it Mac", Erin muttered.

This left her and Dennis together. Shrugging, she just started to walk and he followed. Erin just walked with her arms folded and not sure she liked this very much. Dennis however staggered a bit, which made her stop and turn around.

"Dennis", she breathed, sighing and went over to support him so he wouldn't fall over.

However, luckily Dee came up the street and found them. Pulling up to the curb, Dee reached over and opened the passenger door and Erin got Dennis inside the car.

"You want a lift?" Dee asked.

"Yeah, why not", Erin decided and got into the back seat.

Erin and Dee talked a little on the way home and then Erin decided to ask if she could crash at their place for the night. Dee was rather happy about this and didn't mind at all. When they got to their house, Erin helped Dee put her backbrace back on and then it was up to her to support Dennis inside. Frank Reynolds was sitting in the living room drinking when the three walked in.

"What the fuck happened to your brother?" Frank asked.

"Hi dad, I'm fine", Dee rolled her eyes irritably.

"Hey Frank!" Erin answered, "Dennis got a little tipsy", as she supported him towards the stairs.

"Don't let him throw up on the rug!" Frank told her.

The girls got Dennis upstairs and into his room and then Erin followed Dee to her room. Dee took off the back brace again and the girls just sat down on the floor. Dee looked at her, noticing the bright noticeable mark on her neck.

"Is that a hickey?" Dee asked.

Erin just stared at her, "Yes", she quickly replied.

Dee wanted to vomit in her mouth,"You seriously need a boyfriend", Dee muttered, wrinkling her nose in disgust.

Erin sighed. That's why she tried not to hang out with Dee. The girl was too caught up in herself. Dee wasn't referring to her needing a boyfriend but more about herself, just using Erin as an excuse to mask what she really meant.

"I need a drink", Erin muttered, realizing she was sober and laid back on the floor, covering her face with her hands, massaging her temples.

Oh well.

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