Hey, sorry guys, I haven't been updating lately, mainly because it's football season and school, that's right! And stupid homework has been pouring my time through the hour glass at 100 mph, leaving me zero time to write.
I HAVE COOKIES! YAY! DISCLAIMER:I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME AND ALL THE KIBAHINATA GAARASAKURA FANS!
ON WITH THE FIC!
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"Shiiiiit, I'm sorry, I shoulda thought to check the guy." The waiter curses, looking at Hinata apologetically.
"It's okay, you didn't know anything." Gaara says. Normally this may have sounded like an insult, but, the waiter was too freaked out to even think about what it may have sounded like.
"Shiiiiiit, oh shit. Crap, now he's gonna die… damn, I don't deal well with seeing people suffer." The waiter says, becoming hysterical, and clearly not himself.
"He's gonna suffer, and I'm gonna get in trouble with boss for a customer dying. I'm going to get sued, aren't I?" The waiter asks.
"Not unless Kiba completely loses it, and goes out of his way to sue you, and, seeing as he's in the condition he's in, I don't think he could even say he's suing you. Though, that would be an amazing feat… of stupidity!" Gaara says, trying his best to be comforting to the waiter, also saying 'of stupidity' at the end because Temari elbowed him in the ribs.
"Sakura, stop it, I don't think a medic nin can heal poisoning, not even a drunk medic nin could do that." Naruto says, trying and failing to comfort Sakura.
"Why now when we aren't fucking prepared?" Naruto asks nobody.
"Hinata see if anybody we know is around, or if there's a hospital super close, I'll go get someone." Naruto says, losing all memory of the locations of the hospitals in Konoha.
"TenTen is at the monument with Neji, and Ino, Shikamaru, and Chouji are having lunch at the Local Food Court." Hinata says. " The nearest hospital is a half mile away." Naruto nods before disappearing. A few agonizing minutes later, Ino, Shikamaru, and Chouji run into the Ramen stand, followed quickly by Neji and TenTen.
" What the hell Kiba? Naruto said something about Ichiraku, Sasuke, and ramen, then ran off. What the hell is going on? Is this one of Naruto's stupid jokes, because, it's not funny, at all." Neji says, watching the withering Kiba with distaste, sure of the non-existent prank.
"This isn't a joke, Neji." Lee informs.
"Fine, what is it, a play? Because, I'm pretty sure that if this was real, the customers wouldn't be applauding." Neji points out. True, the customers were applauding.
"Did you ever think that they could be sadistic?" Lee says, desprately.
"Yeah. I suppose they would start laughing, applauding, and whistling if Kiba spilled hot ramen on his back.(1)." Neji says, jokingly.
"Yes! They did, how did you know?" Lee says.
" Pff! Cut it out, now. This is a swell little play you've put together, but, I don't want to see it." Neji says, about to leave.
"They're stupid." Lee blurts out, earning a few boo's.
"Please, Lee, who could be so stupid to mistake death for an act?" Ino asks.
"They could, and, oh, you guys could be, too." Lee says. Ino stares at Lee with deadly intent.
"Shut up Lee, if anyone is stupid here, with such a weird hairstyle and out of style clothes, it would be-"
"You." Lee interrupts, making Ino go bright red.
"Cool it, Ino. Lee, shut up." Kankuro says. Ino turns an even deeper shade of red, if that was possible.
" But, Kankur-"
"Lee, don't even try, they won't listen to reason. Ino just can't because she's too blonde." Kankuro says lazily.
"Kankuro." Shikamaru warns.
"Shikamaru." Kankuro mimics. "Seriously, she won't listen to reason, she's too blonde, even too blonde to realize when something is real and when it's fake." Ino fights against Chouji and Shikamaru to get at Kankuro.
"You stupid doll wielding-"
"Wielding? I'm surprised you know such a big word, seeing as you can't get the concept of something as big as truth is. Truth isn't even as big a word. Who taught you it? Your mommy? Or maybe Shikamaru, because he's such a genius. Oh, wait, he can't be a genius if he doesn't know reality if it's pissing in front of him." Kankuro says, cleverly.
This time both Shikamaru and Ino turn red.
"Oh, and there's Chouji over there, figuring out what to eat, he doesn't even know what we're talking about. Now Neji is practicing the fate speech for the next unfortunate person to ask what his problem is. All he really has to say is fate and move on, but, he has to compose a speech, doesn't he? You don't know anything about fate, dumbass, for godsake, you don't even know what real looks like." Kankuro exclaims.
"Shut up." TenTen says.
"Me, or were you talking to Neji? Cause you must be bored of his droning. I am, and he just started talking." TenTen takes a swing at Kankuro, but misses in her anger.
"You just missed because you were probably thinking of the latest store, Weapons and Such. You probably aren't even angry because I insulted Neji, you're probably just covering your ass." Kankuro spits.
TenTen makes another swing, but, it doesn't miss.
"Huh, maybe you are truly angry that I insulted your friend." Kankuro reasons, tasting the blood in his mouth.
She sure punches hard, she must be p.o.ed. Inner Kankuro says.
"But, hey, picture this: Neji, here, withering at your feet, but nobody believing that he's actually dying, so, nobody helps. Or, Chouji, about to bite the dust, and everyone thinks it's an act. Paints a pretty picture, doesn't it?" Kankuro says, letting the images simmer for a bit.
"Now that you've mulled that over, what do you think, would you be saying what I'm saying?" Kankuro asks, somehow, it seems rhetorical.
Hinata sits down, then shoots into the air, standing up again, for what seems like the 50th time, twisting her wrists pulling at her thumb as if trying to get a crack out of them.
"This is unyouthfully agonizing to wait for Naruto." Lee comments.
Temari unfolds and refolds her fan, over and over again.
"So, this isn't an act?" Neji asks.
"You're finally catching on." Kankuro says sarcasticly.
"Sakura, you're drunk, it can't be helped, plus, if you weren't it wouldn't do any good. You'd be just as bad as Hinata is!" Gaara says. Hinata glares warily at Gaara.
"It's true." Gaara says simply, before Hinata resumes her pacing.
" Naruto is taking a while." Temari says finally.
"He might have gotten lost." Sakura says, wide eyed, randomly bursting into sobs.
"Er…You said Sakura was drunk?" Ino says, worriedly, trying to comfort Sakura.
"Yeah, the ramen, it had…Sake in it." Hinata says.
"And Kiba…?" Neji asks.
"He put something in Kiba's ramen." Hinata answers.
"He?" TenTen asks.
"…Sasuke." Hinata says silently. Ino turns very white.
"You mean Orochimaru?" Ino asks.
"Yes." Hinata says.
"So, Orochimaru…Sasuke did this?" TenTen says.
"Man, this sucks. After a year, the first thing we hear of him…He tries to kill us." Shikamaru says.
"Is Kiba moving?" Hinata says.
This coming from someone with a Byukagan. Shikamaru thinks.
"Yeah, he is." Neji answers. But, what does that mean? Neji wonders.
"Don't crowd him." Ino says.
"Damn that bastard." Kiba whispers, exhaling heavily in digust. "It's my own damn fault this thing got so fucked up. I'm supposed to watch out for these kind of things, not have them happen to me. Least this didn't happen to anybody else, then it'd be a crisis."
"Kiba, this is a damn crisis!" Hinata exclaims, trying to stay calm.
"I'm in deep shit, then."
"Holy hell!" Kankuro says, watching blood spurt from Kiba's mouth.
"Hurry up, Naruto." Hinata begs quietly.
ENDCHAPTEReNDOFCHAPTERENDCHAPPYENDOFCHAPPYENDCHAPTER6Hiya guys! I hope this was dramatic enough, and lond enough for lack of update last week. Hehe, I kinda didn't have time.
is a reference to chapter 4. I hope this was good and I really hope you enjoyed.
Kay, at first I wasn't inspired, but, I got into the grove. I Made Kankuro kinda cool, and gave Lee a good comeback to Ino's retorts.
Inspire me guys! Give me some ideas! I like them a lot! Will Kiba kick off? Only I know! Until next time!
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