INTRUDERS ROUND 2: CELEBRITY BIOS
Jay Alexander, the self-styled runway diva extraordinaire on America's Next Top Model, has become increasingly unbearable as the seasons passed. From the fierce, fabulous and mysterious coach of early seasons, his increased air time and particularly judging panel spot have shown what a stupid, used-up attention whore he is, particularly when he does something ridiculous to his clothes every season in relation to how many girls are left.
Michelle Heaton, British glamour model and sometime lip-syncher, was a former member of the pop band Liberty X, cruelly dubbed 'Flopstars' when they first emerged in the music scene. She married Lisa's brother Andy 'Unemployment' Scott Lee in October 2006, only to split up recently due to her slutting around with other men. She also enraged Lisa by announcing the marriage to OK! magazine before the family itself. Her current life consists of bearing her cleavage, boobs and complete personal life to OK! magazine.
Nigel Barker, asshole noted fashion photographer on Top Model, is the eye candy of the judging panel, and is also fond of whining about the photos and particularly slating 1 girl each season. Most female (and gay) audiences of the show have a love-hate attitude towards Mr Barker: Often, they think Nigel should just stop drinking the haterade and shut up, and go to panel in more revealing outfits.
Rachael Ray has all the charm of a rotting pastrami sandwich. The celebrity chef started out hosting 30 Minute Meals, but really took off when Oprah gave her her own daytime talk show, where she takes the opportunity to dish up some very nasty-looking concoctions and interrupt her guests by gurning about herself. If you think she's "Yum-O!", may we advise you that she's as greasy as a bottle of EVOO (don't you know what that means? it's Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Mind you, she repeats this every time she says 'EVOO', so much so that we wonder if the acronym was necessary at all.)