Now you can see how being strapped to a table can be, just a bit annoying yes? Good cause if you don't you're an idiot.

But being myself I remedied the situation by using the grappling hook I had ripped from a video game to cut the leather cuffs that were the source of my discomfort.

However, Bennett didn't like that.

I mean it's not every day four fist sized clamps come out of your daughter's childhood friend, that just happen to be sharp enough to cut through leather straps reinforced with titanium plates in between.

Needless to say he pulled out a gun, that I don't necessarily know the name of.

Before he could shoot My fist was greeting his chin, causing his eyes to pop out of his head in an attempt at comic humor, I took advantage of by this jumping off of the table, while simultaneously pulling my invisible sword off of my back.

I swung the futuristic swords in such a way that Might Gai my swordsmanship teacher, would cry in sadness. Otherwise said I hit the Psychotic salesman with the flat of the blade, more than likely rattling the salesman's already pained mind.

Not that I cared.

I turned my blade on the newly dubbed Piper, slamming the butt of the sword in between her brown eyes. That were currently vibrating like a bell, as she crumbled to the floor I looked over to the African American man, who simply shrugged at me, before kneeling to check on his damaged companions.

Deciding to ignore this turn of events I swung the door open before running out of the room.

For the first time in my life I acknowledged the fact, that paper companies were hard to navigate. Not that I ever thought I would say that but whatever.

Wandering the bland halls of Prima-tech is on my number one on the list of places I don't want to get lost. Seriously it is very frustrating, trying to run away from what I can guess was a bunch of people ready to kill me, when every other door led to a group of them.

*thump,thump* "Oh come!" I yelled in a moment of dumbassery when I heard the frantic footsteps behind me, announcing my location to them all.

Yep I'm really smart.

Sprinting I ran down the bland hallways my, black lava waders squeaking against the laminate floors. only to run straight into a group who following basic game logic, were dumb grunt who would sooner charge me with an active grenade than actually hit me with a bullet.

I oh so graceful ran around the corner, resulting in a face plant as the door at the end of the 6 to 5 foot long corridor was locked.

Hastily turning around only to find, my favorite mentally questionable refined tree salesman. Yep my luck sucks… Not really I rock at poker but you get the idea.

Bennett was in bad shape, his shirt was ruffled and he was covered in a small amount of sweat, his glasses were crooked an he was glaring at me ready to kill to considering his pistol was drawn.

"Naruto Uzumaki, possessing the ability to store an infinite amount of items in your pockets, to be retrieved later. Thank you for giving us such a great example of you unique ability."

I couldn't help, maybe it was the fact he was completely wrong, or maybe the absurdity of the situation had finally managed to make a chip into my mental walls.

I laughed, but it wasn't a kind laugh or that was honestly funny laugh, no this was a manic cackle that said: "Your so stupid it's not even funny. Now where did I put that death ray again?" kinda laugh.

I can only guess Bennett could tell to as his face drain of all color, before he jumped out of the way.

Probably a good Idea since I had pulled the trick sword out of it's invisible sheath before swinging it. the blade glowing an eerie green, as I intoned "I can't wait to see your next theory, paper man." before the green glow shot of the blade in a long fan like motion, hitting each of the what five guards shooting them into the wall behind them.

The damage from the sweep had distributed evenly between the five guards meaning they would be unconscious but alive.

I sorta blacked out after that so… I can't really tell you how I got out of the building just that I woke up in my bed, about six hours later if my internal clock was right.

As I woke I didn't think of of my mental or the fact I pretty much through five soldiers into a wall, no I was thinking I need money, and new place to live… you know just in-case some of them followed me or something. Hey Don't give me that look it's not paranoia if they're really after you!... I think.

So... Time to experiment!

I turned on my computer before taking every kind of currency, from every game installed on my computer.

I talking Pixels, Platinum coins, Rupees, Credits, even a few galleons,...etc

Now I didn't just rip those out either, I ripped out a pair of pistols, two recharger rifles, two recharger pistols, a suit of power armor, about hundred fusion cores, a plasma rifle, cryolater, and enough ammo to take over the united states… and china… and japan…

You may ask why but I'll talk about that later.

In all honesty I thought I would have to go to a pawn shop to get anything for this so when I went to an a DIY shop I had my wallet filled with the meager amount of money I could spare, I was fully intending to spend it.

I grabbed a few power cords and, just about everything you would need to wire a house for electricity along with four rechargeable car batteries.

With my coupons it evened out at about 82 USD.

With a bit of mischievousness I put one gold coin on the counter, fully expecting the cashier to give me a strange look. So when she picked up the coins, and it turned into a hundred dollar bill… I sorta just stared for a while…

So when the FEMALE cashier glared at me, her blonde hair waving behind her I wasn't surprised, no what surprised me was, well the fact Jackie Wilcox was working at DIY store Jackie Wilcox.

Wonder why she hasn't recognized me ye- oh yeah my hood is up… Shaking my head I realized she was handing, me my change…

So naturally I had to screw with her.

Taking my change I pushed my hood down in a casual fashion, before shaking my like it was too hot with it on.

Before saying in an amused voice "Thanks Jackie." before strolling out of the store as smile on my face as I remembered her pale face.

It was kinda funny thinking that the so called "Queen Of The School" might as well be working at Home Depot.

an Hour or so later I opened the door to my apartment, before getting started.

I took the recharger rifle, looking over the gun I looked at the neon lights at the start of the barrel, right were the stock was attached.

Grabbing it I noticed a seem, and gave it a light tug.

A popping sound was made as it came out of the gun, leaving a sort of cartridge holding a single yellow power cell, typical of the fallout universe I took it from. A green screen appeared in front of me, with the numbers 100/100% +10 this little technological wonder was a Micro-fusion Breeder.

This was the reason I bought the wires and car batteries. you see I have had a theory, about the fallout universe and that is since they discovered nuclear power so early in their development of things like energy.

Their judgement of energy was warped, like they may think their Energy cells hold very little, however from our perspective it would be quite a bit of energy.

So my Idea was to wire it to my apartment, while simultaneously disconnecting my apartment from the electrical grid.

The Micro-fusion Breeder actually recharges itself so I wouldn't have to replace it.

Now most people at this moment are thinking my goal in this is to remove the need for energy or some other conspiracy theory, my goal was much less grand though.

I just didn't want to pay the power bill.

Although that wasn't necessarily a problem, cause I did the math. earlier the cashier gave me 18.00 Dollars in change for 1 gold coin I got from terraria. The math would suggest 1 gold coin was worth 100 dollars, 100 gold coins equal 1 platinum coin. therefore 1 platinum coin was worth 1,000,000 dollars.

Yeah money problems no more! I unlike many people realized having a sixteen year old suddenly appear as millionaire would be suspicious. That and the sudden inflation would make whatever I took out worthless, so yeah I'm not gonna be going on a major shopping spree any time soon.

The only thing I planned to do was buy a new place to live… that had a really big screen… you have no idea how hard it is to take power armor out of such a small screen.

Back to my highly dangerous experiment with nuclear power.

my room was a mess covered in solder and power cables, a few random electrical burns covered the walls. As I stared at the last to wires that would start up my insane idea, Closing my eyes I connected the copper strings of doom.

Only for nothing to happen

Hesitantly opening my eyes I looked up to find my living room light bursting with so much power you would think it had been a breakthrough in light bulb technology. No it was nuclear power gained through the most crazed way known to man.

Ripping a hole through the dimension and grabbing whatever comes out… can't get much more absurd than that.

Just as I was about to jump up in victory, cheering about my own genius, no matter how narcissistic it was.

But the now exploding light-bulb had to ruin my fun.

shielding my face from the highly deadly light bulb debris, I despite the fact I had just blown up a fifty dollars worth of light-bulbs considering the shattering sound coming from my bedroom, kitchen, and spare bedrooms. Not to mention the bathroom.

I was just about to get up and take a shower, as I had a real estate agent coming over later, only for the annoying *RING* of the door bell to stop me.

Deciding to ignore it I headed went towards the bathroom only to be stopped again by the infernal doorbell and it's user, who was now ring it to the rhythm of "Twinkle Twinkle little Star"

Shaking my head I went for the infernal front door that held the origin of my growing Migraine.

throwing the door open fully prepared to start cursing out who ever made my doorbell a musical instrument.

Only to stare at the perpetrator and say "Oh it's you."