A/N: So yeah, I've been thinking about bumping up the rating for this story. In the end I decided not to but that just means that you all should proceed with caution because, while it may not become lemon scented at all, this story gets pretty suggestive. Like they say before Family Guy, viewer discression is advised.

The Office Lady

"Okay, remember what I taught you guys." I said to Mel and Jacks. We were just about to go to Hueco Mundo and the two stood there with apprehensive looks, biting their lips. I nodded to Tanya. She closed her eyes and inhaled deeply. She then began to draw a large pentagon with her index finger and murmured an incantation that would get us there.

"Take us to Hueco Mundo!" she finally said. When she said this the space on the inside of the pentagon she drew turned into an extremely bright chrome color.

"Let's go." She said, and she walked through the portal. Jacks stepped in, followed by Mel. I looked back into the room we were in, sighed, and stepped through the portal last. When I was in, it shut behind me.

"So this is Las Noches?" Mel asked me. She didn't seem too enthused.

"Yeah, I forgot to mention that all of Hueco Mundo is a desert." I said as we walked to the front door.

Before opening the door I paused and thought about yesterday…

"Hey kid, are you okay?" Rangiku asked me as I sat and stared out the window.

"Yeah, I'm fine." I lied. In reality, I really didn't want to leave like this. It would make so many people worried and ask questions that I really wouldn't have the answer for. Especially Ichigo.

"Oh, it isn't anything you can't tell me. It's about Ichigo isn't it?" she pried while grinning like a cat. I blushed slightly.

"Well… yes and no." I said. She began to giggle as she patted my shoulder.

"Don't worry about it." She said while sitting by me and looking up nostalgically. "He may seem kinda hard headed, but he's a good boy, and I think he likes you just as much as you like him."

"It's not like that at all!" I said in my own defense. She laughed at me a little more.

"Whatever you say." She said while standing up. "And whatever your problem is, the best thing to do is to be brave about it. Don't let it get the best of you."

That was my goal; being brave. I sure as hell wasn't going to let this get the best of me, and the first step was by going in though the front door. I had to admit, walking to the front door of the enemy's base made me seem kinda badass. Without knocking on the door I pushed it open and tried to sense Aizen's spiritual pressure. When I had a hold of it, I began to follow it since trying to actually remember where Aizen's throne room is just happens to be hell of a lot harder than tracking his spirit energy since of Las Noches was like a maze due to the long white halls. We finally made it to his door. I inhaled deeply and pushed it open, to see Aizen and the Espada sitting at a round table. I was sure that he would be in his throne room.

"Konnichiwa bitches." I said nonchalantly as the whole room stared in silence. Eventually Aizen snapped out of his trance and spoke.

"Welcome back Myesha, Tatiana. I see you've brought friends." He said while looking at Mel and Jacks who were practically hiding behind me because they'd never seen so many freak shows in one room at once.

"Yeah, this is Jacqueline." I said, grabbing her from behind my back and practically throwing her in front of me. "And this is Melanie." I said, doing the same to her.

"Ya'll this is Sosuke Aizen." I said while sending him a fake smile. Mel stared in awe at the man sitting at the far end of the table.

"That's Aizen?" she whispered to me. I nodded.

"Told you he's pretty." I whispered back while chuckling. She was about to whisper something back but she was interrupted when Aizen spoke to all of the Espada.

"Excuse me you all, I would like to speak to these four in private." He said. With that, all of the Espada rose and began to leave. They all stared at us as they left and Jacks elbowed me to give a warning that Nnoitra was coming. When I realized this I was too late. He snaked his arm around my waist and brought his face down to mine.

"Hey babe." He said. "I know you missed me this time. We're gonna play this year for sure." He grinned from ear to ear and licked his lips with his freakishly long tongue. I grimaced and tried to push him away but he only held on tighter.

"Nnoitra." Aizen said calmly. Translation; Get the fuck out. You can't go ruining the merchandise this early on. Nnoitra frowned but still let go and walked away with his hands in his pockets. I then walked up to the table where my friends were already sitting.

"Would you all care for some tea?" he asked. I shook my head.

"No thanks, but if you have some margaritas then I'll take one." I said, causing Jacks to giggle a little. Aizen cracked his evil smile.

"Why did you two return?" he asked before taking a sip of tea from his own cup.

"These two need training." I replied while pointing at Melanie and Jacqueline. He looked at the two and then back at me.

"Now why should I believe you when there are people in the Soul Society who are fully capable of training you themselves?" He asked with one of his eyebrows raised. I hunched my shoulders.

"Shit, like I know!" I said. Tanya face palmed. "Look, you all are fully capable of training us and keeping us pinned down if we try anything, so why are you even worried. If you think we're spies, don't you think we'd be a little more… inconspicuous? No one would buy this story if we were spies, and I ain't trying to be all gung-ho trying to figure out the date of the Allied Invasion of Normandy by Alfred and them." I finished.

"What the hell're you talking about?" Jacks asked.

"Hetalia and Sanford and Son reference." I replied. I had the feeling she still didn't know what I was talking about, but still, I digress. I knew that Aizen and the arrancar couldn't necessarily "pin us down" because our spiritual pressure is on a different level than theirs. I remembered how easy it was for us to get back the last time. Aizen let out a low chuckle as he leered at us over the brim of his teacup.

"Very well then, we'll train them and give you two further training." He began. "But down think that you'll get out so easily; Szayel has created a shot that can negate the affects of your spirit energy." Crap!

"Now then, you all need guards. Tatiana, you will get Ulquiorra again. Myesha, you will get Grimmjow. Jacqueline, you will get Stark and Melanie will get Nnoitra." If there was a record playing right now it would've came to a screeching stop.

"Pause." I said while holding up my hand. "You're gonna put Melanie with Nnoitra?" Aizen nodded.

"Hell no, hell no." I said. "Put Nnoitra with me. Melanie can't handle that creep like I can and I don't want her to get hurt." His grin grew just a little bit wider, like he was expecting me to say that.

"Are you sure?" he asked me. I gulped and nodded.

"Very well then!" he said while standing up. "I will call your guard in and they will take you to your rooms. In an hour they will bring you back here and we will all have dinner to welcome you." He then left to go and call them on an intercom system.

"So, this Steak person…" Jacks began. I couldn't tell if she was trying to be humorous or if she really didn't remember his name.

"Stark." I corrected.

"Yeah, him. What's he like?" she asked with her head tilted slightly to the side.

"He's really lazy." Tanya said. "I'm pretty sure he'll let you do almost whatever you want as long as you don't bother him while he's sleeping."

"And what's this Grimmjow person like?" Melanie asked. I thought for a few seconds.

"How do I put this? He's a great big… kitty." I said. "He may seem pretty mean at first but if you get on his good side then he's okay. He probably still mad at me for what I did last year though."
After I said this the assigned guards walked in. Nnoitra was still grinning at me.

"After you all have taken them to their rooms report Szayel's lab." Aizen said, and with that he went on his merry way. We all walked up to our guards and I walked up to Nnoitra with a look of disgust.

"Well, it looks like I get lucky this year." He said while grinning. I walked ahead of him.

"So you're not talking?" he asked me. I shook my head no and he laughed.

"You should be happy I chose to like you last year." He said, like having myself on his "Girls I wanna fuck list" was some great blessing. "If I would've seen one of your new friends last year I probably would've chosen one of them, but I've gotta say you filled out pretty nice over the last year." He then gave my butt a firm squeeze, causing me to yelp and leap forward.

"Do that again and I'll murder you!" I said. He laughed.

"That's what I like to hear." He said with his masochistic grin. Oh, how I hated having to be with him, but it's for the safety of my friend and I could never live with myself if he did anything to her. As we were walking, Nnoitra walked up to a random numero and told him something. The numero looked at me from head to toe and pulled out a notebook to jot something down. He then bowed to Nnoitra and scurried away.

"Have it there before we get there!" Nnoitra called out. The numero yelled "Yes Nnoitra-sama." without stopping his run. I looked up at Nnoitra who was still grinning at me.

"What was that all about?" I asked apprehensively.

"It's a surprise~" he replied. I felt even more disgusted as I thought of all the possibilities and weighed my options. Should I run or just go with it? I really didn't have an option. After about five more minutes we made it to my room. It seemed like we were moving terribly slow.

"I'll be back in an hour for you, sexy." He said as he opened the door with a key. I walked in and the door closed behind me. When I looked at the room I realized it looked exactly like my old one. I could almost assume that it was my old room. I noticed a large bag on my bed so I went over to it and opened it. Inside was an outfit; A white dress shirt, a black vest and mini-skirt, a pair of stockings and a pair of black pumps. I frowned. I seriously have to wear this? I thought as I picked up the clothes and began to change.

The vest was tight uncomfortable. It felt like it was only designed to push up my breasts. The skirt felt the same; tight and uncomfortable. The only thing that I though was almost okay was the shirt, but even that wasn't right. The place where there was supposed to be the top three buttons had not a single button or hole, so I was forced to keep it open to expose my cleavage. Nnoitra was right; I had filled out in the last year. My butt always seemed like it was getting bigger (much to my disliking), but my breasts had gone up about one and a half cup sizes, so as I was a B29 last year, I had become a D38. It seemed like my mother's genes had cursed me because she had the same type of exponential growth when she was sixteen. I wasn't sure if Nnoitra liked this either but my hair had gotten longer and I cut the front of it to make a Chinese bang, my skin was a little bit tanner and I had lost a little weight off of my stomach. I was screwed. I stood over the bed and almost cried.

"DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!" I yelled before falling on the bed face first. I lay there until I heard the door opened. I sat up on the bed immediately as Nnoitra walked in. His grin got even wider when he saw me on the bed in my new clothes.

"Now that's more like it." He said while walking up to me. I scooted back on the bed so that he wouldn't get too close, but he seemed like he was enjoying the show.

"There's something you forgot." He said while reaching into the bag that my clothes had come from. He pulled out a pair of square glasses and placed them on my eyes.

"I think it's such a shame that all of your friends wear glasses and you don't, plus it goes great with your ponytail." He said while running his hand through my hair. I flinched and got off of the bed where he was still sitting. He laughed and leaned back, keeping himself up with his elbows.

"Model for me." He said. I frowned and stared at him. The position he was in suggested that he wanted something which I highly doubt I will ever be ready or willing to give to him. Even so, I simply spun around in a quick circle. He frowned.

"Come on, why don't you dance for me?" he asked. "I've seen you with your little dance group. You're pretty good." I stared at him.

"How do you know about that?" I asked him. He laughed.

"Szayel was able to get an Internet feed to your world." He said. "I was able to see all of those cute little videos and photos you put on your Facebook." I stared at him, but he only grinned back. He was still sitting in the same position. You know that song with Michael Jackson where he says he feels like someone's watching him? Yeah, I had the strangest suspicion that someone was Facebook stalking me and I was right.

"If you don't feel like dancing you can always do something else~" he sang. I looked at him once again and reluctantly began to do one of the dances I did in my group. When I was finished he sat back up and applauded me.

"Now, was that really that bad?" He asked me. I nodded and he laughed.

"Well, let's get going." He said as he stood. "There's just one last thing you need."

"What?" I asked him. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a choker- no wait, that's a collar! He has a collar attached to a leash and he expects me to wear it?

"No, no, no!" I said. "I refuse to wear it, so fuck you." I said. He grinned.

"You promise?" he said. I felt like smacking him on the face but that probably would've been a turn on to him so I stopped myself.

"I'm not wearing it." I said as I walked to the door. He caught me by the waist and picked me up so that my ear was by his lips.

"Let's not forget who's in charge here~" he said. "I figured some persuasion would have to be in order for you." When he said that, he rolled his tongue over my ear and his hand slowly crept closer to my breast. I screamed in fear and disgust.

"Let go of me!" I yelled while squirming about.

"Will you wear the collar?" he asked. I paused for a moment, not saying a word.

"Will you?" he repeated while giving me a short yet violent shake. I nodded slowly and he put me down.

"Now that's what I like to see." He said as he attached the collar to my neck. "Now let's go!" As we left the room I looked at the small silver tag that was on the collar.

It read "Property of Espada No. 5, Nnoitra Jiruga"
A/N: I have no idea why I saw the reason to throw in a Sanford and Son reference mixed with a Hetalia reference. I guess I was just in a random mood XD

I do not own Bleach, Sanford and Son, Hetalia, Facebook, or any of Michael Jackson's musical works. All rights to their original owners.

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