You have Nepeta in your lap, a huge pile of clothes next to you and you're here with all your friends. Life feels pretty damn awesome. Aradia shuffles the cards with great skill. At least it looks like that. Nervously, you await your cards:

2(D) K(S)

Huh, it's okay, you guess. There's always the possibility of something good, and since you've won a lot, losing a little won't hurt too much. The small blind this time is Vriska's jacket, donated by Terezi and Jade. The big blind is contributed by Team Sexy.

"Stretch your arms up", Roxy says.

Kanaya obliges and Roxy slowly pulls her shirt off. Kanaya is wearing a dark green bra, which does a pretty good job of covering up her relatively small breasts. Somehow, you like it, but it's no big turn-on. What follows next, however… Kanaya pulls Roxy's shirt off, and HOLY SHIT! You're not sure if they're that way naturally or if her black lacy bra is too small, but those breasts are HUGE! You can't move your eyes from them. Then, you feel something really wet in your lower regions. What is happening to you?

"You like what you see, mom?" Roxy asks.

It feels terribly embarrassing, and you can feel that you're blushing.

"Uh, nevermind, I'm so sorry", you mumble.

Wow, that was an awful experience. You promise yourself not to stare any more. Just a quick peek… THE CARDS! THE CARDS! LOOK AT THE BLOODY CARDS!

You manage to get yourself in order just in time to throw Kanaya's socks on the pile. You then move on to see Vriska and Feferi taking off each other's glasses. That has to be the unsexiest thing ever. Aradia takes off Jane's glasses. What's the big deal about glasses? It's like they hear your thoughts. Jane begins to unbutton Aradia's (very long) skirt, but is interrupted by a quick "Oh, just rip it off!" Jane does so, exposing Aradia's red bikini-style panties to the whole room. They look good on her. Terezi and Jade finish off the starting pot by throwing Feferi's tiara in it.

"Hey, watch it!" Feferi says in an annoyed tone.

"Sorry" Terezi remarks in a voice that sounds anything but sorry.

Alrighty, time for some wibbly-wobbly, flippy-floppy stuff. In other words, the flop:

2(H) A(S) 6(H)

Oooh, a pair! At least that's something. You decide to go along and check. So does everybody else, yet again. Time for the next card…

Q(S)

Hmm, nothing special. Still just a pair. Roxy + Kanaya and Vriska + Feferi all fold. Huh, you guess this isn't very lucky for Roxy and Kanaya. They're down to just their underwear and nearly out of the game. It's going better on your part though. You still think it'd be fun to take off some clothes. Why do you have to be so damn lucky all the time? Final card:

K (C)

Alright, two pairs! Jane and Aradia begin by showing their hand of nothing at all. You guess they were aiming for something high and were really close. Terezi and Jade show their pair of twos. Finally, you show off your pairs of kings and twos. You win! Again. You like winning, but this is strip poker, and you haven't stripped much at all! Maybe it will all change later on. Nepeta brings back all the clothes, bringing your clothes pile to:

Terezi's right shoe

Roxy and Kanaya's left shoes

Vriska and Feferi's left shoes

Jane and Aradia's right shoes

Vriska and Feferi's socks

Jane and Aradia's left socks

Roxy's right stocking

Kanaya's socks.

Vriska's jacket

Feferi's tiara

Roxy and Kanaya's shirts

Vriska and Feferi's glasses

Jane's glasses

Aradia's skirt

This is quite a big pile of clothes. You wish you'd lose some of it, because you really want to actually strip when playing strip poker. That's when you make yourself a promise: You're getting naked tonight, no matter what happens!

Authors note: Yeah, I honestly have no clue why Rose and Nepeta keep winning. Nothing is pre-determined when writing this, I use a regular deck of cards to determine the hands and what will be done, and for some reason, it nearly always turns out in their favor. Don't worry, I'll find a way to give them some nakedness ;)