Chapter Five
Sasuke walked the streets thinking about how in less then 12 hours his life had been turned up side down, he looked up and realized he didn't know where he was, he groaned, great as if my life couldn't get much worst, then thought better of it, he could be forced to marry Sakura or even Ino. He shuddered at the thought then noticed a bar with a sign that read, The Akatsuki Bar, good he needed to drink. Upon entering the bar he noticed a few things, one the bouncer was blue, and looked like a shark, two the bartender looked old with odd eyes, purple to be exact, three it was pretty much empty.
Sasuke walked over to a table and sat down, ordering a jug of moonshine and started to drink. It was sometime later a blonde rushed in apologizing slightly, he jumped over the bar, and set his things down.
"Hey Dei, you missed it last night" Kisame said
"Oh what I miss, un?" The blonde replied
"Hidan performed his first marriage last night, to a extremely drunk blond and some smexy guy with long black hair." Kisame called
"Yea un?" Dei asked
"The fucking blond was talking about how his fucking boyfriend couldn't please him in the fucking sack" Hidan replied "I think he said his fucking boyfriend's name was Sisgay?"
"No it was Sasuke" Kisame said
Sasuke's ears tuned it at the mention of his name. The blonde was here last night, Sasuke replied
"Oh man, that blonde invited everyone to his wedding, when he asked where he wanted to get married the guy pointed to his crouch." Kisame said walking over to the bar. "Jack, please?"
"Sure, so what did Pein say? Un." Dei questioned
"Marry the fucking blonde, we'll put the fucking thing up on youtube." Hidan said
"Un, and I had to take the day off. I hope they return." Dei said
"Not likely, and that blonde called Pein a fucking pin cushion and Tobi a fucking pumpkin." Hidan laughed
"Oh it was funny" Kisame replied "So how was your night with Sasori?"
"Oh it was good, many things happen, all of which I am unable to speak of. Un" Dei answered
"Oh we know what happened, you're limping around, says one thing, you were on the bottom." Kisame replied noticed a tattle tale blush forming on the blonde's cheeks.
"Kisame, don't speak so loud, un" Dei cried
"Hey I need another drink" Sasuke called
"Coming the fuck up." Hidan replied "TOBI"
"Tobi good boy, what does Hidan need?" Tobi called then he noticed Dei "Deidara-sempai, when did you get here?"
"Tobi just fill the order, un." Dei snapped
"Tobi good boy, don't yell at Tobi" he cried
"Tobi just fill the order you little shit" Hidan snapped
"Otay" Tobi replied taking the moonshine to Sasuke.
"Oh you look like that guy that was here last night" Tobi said looking at Sasuke
Hidan looked up and noticed what Sasuke looked like, he gasped, the guy looked just like the guy he married last night to that drunk blonde. "Holy fucking shit, you look just like him."
"Who?" Sasuke kind of afraid of what he would find
"The guy I married last night, his name was...."Hidan answered
"Itachi" Kisame finished "Wasn't that the name on the credit card?"
Mikoto rushed to meet Sakura at the spa, she entered the lobby and saw Sakura looking around the room, she smiled and hugged the pink haired girl.
"I have the greatest news" Mikoto cried jumping like a school girl
"What?" Sakura asked
"Itachi got married last night and I get to throw a real wedding." Mikoto said
"I never knew Itachi was gay" Sakura said
"So is Sasuke, but I get to throw a real wedding for my baby" Mikoto giggled "Let's go shopping."
"And plan the wedding?" Sakura asked "Wait Sasuke is gay?"
"Oh yes, hun, he was dating Naruto, until Naruto married Itachi." Mikoto said "So shopping?"
"Of course." Sakura said starting out of the lobby.
At a local shop, Sakura and Mikoto started to look through different suits looking for the best one. Sakura pulled out a black suit with red trim, and held it out to Mikoto, who looked it over and shook her head.
"No I want my baby to look... mmmm... different then normal." Mikoto said she noticed a dark blue suit, she looked it over. That would look ADORABLE on Naruto, Mikoto thought.
"Can I hel...help you ladi...ladies?" A female voice asked
Both Mikoto and Sakura looked over at the owner of the voice, it was a woman about the same age as Naruto and Sasuke, with dark black hair and lavender eyes.
"Yes could you tell me what would be the best suit for my son and my new son-in-law. I'm planing a real wedding, seeing how they got married with out friends and family." Mikoto replied
"Well....I'll let my cousin, Neji, help you pick something just right. Neji?" Hinata called
"I'm a bit busy right now" Neji called from the back
"Neji...ple...please....hel..help the...them" Hinata asked
"Fine, you own me" Neji said coming from the back.
"Who is the hottie?" Sakura asked
"My....cous....cousin" Hinata replied
"Interesting" Sakura replied
"So what can I do for you to ladies?" Neji asked
"My eldest son, Itachi got married last night, and I want to throw a real wedding, so I need two suits, one for my son and one for his husband." Mikoto answered
"So tell me about the son and his husband" Neji replied
"Itachi is smexy, but not sex god material, that's her other son, and Naruto is annoying, he's loud, brash, with no future. Itachi has long black hair and onyx eyes, he's roughly 5 foot 11 with a perfect waist. Naruto is 5 foot 4 inches, with blonde hair and blue eyes, he loves orange." Sakura said
"Ah, interesting" Neji replied
Almost 2 hours later, Mikoto and Sakura headed to the bakers, entering the shop they noticed a puggy man, with spiked hair split in the middle, he had swirls on his cheeks. He looked up as the woman entered the bakers.
"Can I help you ladies?" he asked
"Yes, I was wondering if you had a red velvet three layer cake with butter cream frosting. I'm working on planing a real wedding for my son" Mikoto said
"Sure, try this" The guy said cutting two pieces of red velvet cake, and handing them to the woman.
"Thank you" Sakura said
"Thank you" Mikoto said "This is good, but not what I'm looking for"
"Tell me what you want to taste and I could help you find something." Chouji said
"Something sweet, but not too sweet. Something that will wow my son" Mikoto said
"Ok how about this tell me about the happy couple and I'll pick out a couple things for you to taste." Chouji replied
"Itachi is quiet, reserved, hard to anger, rarely to show emotion." Mikoto replied
"And the bride?" he asked
"The bride isn't a bride, it's a husband, he is loud, annoying, and short tempered." Sakura said
"Ah. Here try this" Chouji said handing them butter cream cake with strawberry frosting, a slice of strawberry on the top.
"Mmm" Mikoto said "This is good"
"It is, man this guy really knows his cake" Sakura said
The bell on the top of the door, rang as a guy with his hair pulled back and he was carrying a camera case in his left hand, he nodded to Chouji.
"Hey Shika" Chouji said handing him his normal order of chocolate covered strawberry.
"What a drag, I mean they wanted my services for that baby shower and they didn't even have it." Shika said
"What do you do?" Mikoto asked
"I'm a photographer" Shika said
"Would you take photos of my son's wedding?" Mikoto asked
"When?" Shika asked
"Day after tomorrow." Mikoto said taking another bite of the cake
"Sure" Shika said
"Oh we'll take a three layer cake, if that isn't to much to ask?" Mikoto said
"Sure" Chouji said
"Thank you" Sakura and Mikoto said together, just then Mikoto's cellphone rang, with "Answer the phone, it's your husband. Answer the phone, it's your husband"
"Hi dear" Mikoto said
"...."
"Just shopping" Mikoto said
"......"
"I will throw my son a real wedding" Mikoto snapped
"...."
"Want to sleep on the couch?" Mikoto asked
"....."
"Call Itachi and tell him, byes" Mikoto said as she hung up "Sorry, had to tell my husband what was happening."
"So everything set?" Sakura asked
"Not by a long shot, we need to find outfits for us now" Mikoto said