Karkat has invited Terezi, Sollux, and Gamzee over to his house to just chill and (not Karkat's idea) destroy his house. Honestly, who would invite not only Gamzee (the highest clown that anyone would meet) and Terezi (the crazy blind girl that seems to only really care about Sollux's feelings) to a single place and let them loose. Karkat will soon find out what a bad idea it is to invite his friends over to his house when his family is still home.
Karkat walks up the steps to his front door, Gamzee right behind him as Sollux helps Terezi get there. Someone broke Terezi's walking stick, so Sollux has been helping her walk around. Once everyone was ready to go inside, Karkat unlocks the door and opens it up to find something very, very (x100) embarrassing inside.
Just a hour before, Karkat's father started drinking because of how Kankri, Karkat's brother, was treating him. The drinking got out of hand, and he started to do stupid things, like what is currently happening…
Karkat finds his father running around the house with his boxers on his head, and Kankri running after him, trying to make him stop. Karkat's draw drops open, and Gamzee looks over Karkat see this happening.
"What is that horrible smell?" asks Terezi, her face disgusted by the smell of alcohol.
"It's Karkat's dad, sis, he's drinking with Karkat's underwear on his head," Gamzee answers her question, making both Terezi and Sollux surprised.
"Kk, were you planning to embarrass yourself like this?" Sollux just had to ask, knowing that Karkat would never want to embarrass himself.
"What, no! Don't be stupid, Sol!" Karkat runs over to his father, pulls his boxers off of his father's head and runs into his room. Gamzee, Sollux and Terezi just stand outside, as Karkat's father runs off to a separate part of the house and Kankri follows to lock him in a room.
Karkat walks out of the hallway that leads to his room, and asks "Why don't you come in now? Kankri probably locked Dad in his room." With that being said, Gamzee strolls in and makes himself comfortable on the couch, which is to say he body slams the couch and nearly breaks it. Sollux leads Terezi in, and lets her sit in a chair, and he sits on the ground next to her. Karkat sits himself next to Sollux, which happens to be right next to the side of the couch that Gamzee's head is.
"So Kar bro, what are we motherfucking going to do?" asks Gamzee, swearing his most favorite swear.
"I don't know, we probably shouldn't start anything, because Kankri will walk in on us and start a lecture," says Karkat, already looking cross about what happened earlier.
"So, what are we supposed to do in till his lecture?" asks Sollux.
"I guess talk," mumbles Karkat.
"Karkles, how come I'm the only girl here?" Terezi asks a question that has been bothering her sense they started even walking to Karkat's house, "If it's because you want to do something bad to me, then I suggest you don't. My mom's a bounty hunter, and she will do anything to get revenge for her kids if anything bad happens to them."
"Where would you get the idea that I would do those disgusting things?!" Karkat is greatly surprised by Terezi's question.
"My mom, she told me to tell her if anything bad happens to me when I'm here," says Terezi, dancing around that one word that would probably scare the shit out of Karkat.
"Oh, that makes sense," says Karkat, settling back down again.