"I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack" I said
"darn it" said Malfoy.
"Okay, phew after that long chapter this one won't be as long" I said
"Thank GOD" said Malfoy
"Okay first from NewProphecy, again, Harry, what would you do if I told you, you were going marry Ginny have three kids named after Professor Snape and Dumbledore" I said, then my eyes snapped back to the paper with a look of panic on my face
"WHAT?" asked Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Fred, George, Harry and Snape.
"Any chance of you guys forgetting I said that?" I asked, I shook my head "I really need to remember to proofread these"
"Harry, how dare you, my sister?" yelled Ron
"I haven't done anything yet" said Harry defensively
"By the time we're done with you, you won't be able to" said the twins.
"Guys, calm down" I said
I noticed Snape sitting shocked, probably about the fact Harry had named his kid after him.
"It may never happen, that reviewer was probably just joking around" I said laughing nervously.
"Oh, ok" everyone agreed. But I saw Dumbledore looking at me, I shifted uncomfortably.
"Ok and now from K. - writer 12 again," I said
"Crap" said Malfoy
I ignored him
"Fred and George, do you know the reason behind the names of the map makers?" I asked
"Map makers?" questioned McGonagall
"Yes you know the map that they-" I said
"Hey, snow, we love you but do you want it to get taken away" the twins said
"But you don't even have it anymore" I said
"Have WHAT" asked McGonagall
"really it's nothing" said the twins
"Right, nothing" I said
"And no, we don't" said the twins
"Okay and Harry do you want to be an animagus and what do you think you would be?" I asked
"Well I suppose it would be cool, but I don't know what I would be" He said thoughtfully
"And Professor Dumbledore, did you ever think to ring the doorbell and give Harry to them that night? I mean he could have been killed all alone" I said
"He wouldn't have been killed trust me, he was perfectly fine" He said calmly
"Draco, the next one is for you" I said
"Kill me know" He muttered
"I know you are a stuck up jerk" I said
"You got that right" said Ron
"But you are not truly evil, why do you listen to the evil people around" I said
Draco blushed "What do you mean? Evil? I mean what?" he stuttered
"Especially what you do next year" I muttered
"What did I do next year" he asked
"I'm not going to tell you just don't do it" I said sternly
"Now time for xdiamondsxarexshinyx" I said
"Does anyone else review your story? Besides your tiny, pathetic, worthless fan club" asked Malfoy
"Shut" said Fred
"It" said George
"Malfoy" said Harry, Ron and even Hermione.
He grumbled something unintelligible.
"Malfoy, do you use gel in your hair, do you spend two hours in front of the mirror?" I asked, then laughed
"What?" he blushed
"You use gel in your hair?" asked Ron laughing
"I never said that" said Malfoy
"How do you think it gets that way?" I asked laughing harder
After we had all calmed down I looked back at the paper.
"Ron, do you think Malfoy is the most egotistic person ever?" I asked
"Well, um, DUH" said Ron
"Weasly you should watch your mouth" threatened Malfoy.
"Watch yours" replied Ron
"Really that's all you could come up with? Pathetic" said Malfoy
I held up my finger to silence them both "Please, we do have more reviewers" I said
They grumbled apologies, well Ron did.
"brookeXisXanXemu, Is our next reviewer" I said
I cleared my throat.
"Neville, do you have a crush on somebody?" I asked
"No" he said, in a tone that almost sounded disappointed.
"Malfoy" I said, then paused
"What?" he asked
"Oh, I was waiting for the sarcastic, not to mention rude, comment that follows practically everything I say" I said
"Just read the question" he said to me in disgust.
"Does your father beat on you with his pimpcane?" I asked, Ron snorted and Hermione scowled at him.
"No, obviously not, the very idea" said Malfoy outraged.
"Harry we all love you" I said smiling, Ron looked a little annoyed "But why did you feel like you just HAD to save Fleur's little sister?" I asked
"well, I thought she would die" he said blushing
"With professor Dumbledore around?" I asked, Dumbledore's eyes twinkled
"Whatever" I said "Moving on, Fred what's your favourite snack?" I asked
"Well I enjoy many snacks, but I usually bring my own" he said pulling out sweets from his pocket "Anyone want one?" he asked
"Fred put those away before someone has a 5 foot tongue" I said rubbing my head "Remember what happened to Dudley?" I asked
"He deserved it" said Fred under his breath.
"Ok now for George, will you marry me?" I asked, Fred nudged George.
"Now we both have hot Muggle girls" said Fred winking.
"Boys" Hermione, Ginny and I all said rolling our eyes
"Luna, what would you name your children?" I asked
"well I never really considered it" she said in her abnormally high voice "There is a breed of crumple-horned snorkack, called furnelle, I find that name pretty for a girl"
"Er, right" I said "Professor Dumbledore, oh this question is odd" I said
"Oh reading them over now are you" sneered Malfoy
"That was one time Malfoy, which is very good considering my track record" I said angrily.
"Read it anyway" said Dumbledore ignoring Malfoy
"Alright, why didn't you give Voldemort a hug when he was in school? We all know all he needed was a HUG DANGIT SERIOUSLY WHY HASN'T ANYONE
REALISED THIS?" I finished though the uncertainty hadn't left my voice
"These people do not seem to understand that Tom Riddle was not deprived of love, rather he rejected it" He said calmly, I still didn't get why these questions didn't affect him.
"Professor McGonagall pick one Snape Kingsly Dumbledore or Remus?" I asked
"No WAY I am answering that, do these people have any respect for Hogwarts teachers?" She asked
"Probably not" I said
"But I will not put Snape through the torture of this next question also I do not approve of it" I said
"Now there is only one person left it is Alex-nutter" I said
"YES" said the twins, Malfoy groaned.
"Fred , she would like to let you know she is very Irish" I said
"Hot!" he said while George laughed
"Yes and she also would like to know what is your favourite teacher" I asked
"McGonagall defiantly" he said
"Yeah she is awesome" agreed George
"Thank you boys" said McGonagall
"for Snap, I hate you" I said
"of course you do, why don't you just make a hate Snape club" he muttered
"oh there is" I said smiling, everyone laughed, but were silenced by Dumbledore and McGonagall's looks
"Fred is there anything going on between you and Angelina Johnson?" I asked
"There is no competition babe, it was just a little thing, don't worry" he said a little nervously.
"Alright that is it, and I am also putting a close to this story" I said
"YES" said a few people, Malfoy was the loudest.
I glared at him "We'll miss you snow" said Fred, Hermione, George, Ron, Harry, Luna and Neville agreed
"It was a pleasure meeting you" said Dumbledore and McGonagall, Snape said nothing.
"Bye Snow, hope I never see you again" said Malfoy coldly
"Oh you will, I will be starting another story soon, and you will pay for all those comments" I replied coolly.
"I will miss you all" I said I waved my wand, and everyone fell through the ground. I sighed, what was I going to do know, just then Hedwig flew in
"Hello there Hedwig" I said stroking her wing, she hooted happily
"I will be seeing them soon, sooner than they expect" I said and she jumped from my shoulder, and flew upwards to the white ceiling that seemed like it would never end.
"Soon"