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Chapter 6 – The morning after the hot springs trip

Yuzuki's POV:

Ah shoot! I'm gonna be late!

"Umi, I'm leaving. See ya!" I yelled out as I ran down the stairs.

"Eh? I thought we were walking together to school today!" Umi yelled back and appeared at the bottom of the stairs.

"I'm walking with Sasori today. Phone Gaara or Temari. Really gotta go now bye!" I yelled and ran out the door before she could reply.

I looked at my watch as I ran. Aww man! I only got five minutes to get to the park to see Sasori.

"Ahh!" I yelled as I dodged nearly running into a tree. Look where you are going, woman!

"Yuzuki?" I heard a voice ask. I was so surprised to hear that voice that I tripped . . . over my own feet.

"Gah!" I yelled as I shut my eyes waiting for cold, hard, unbearable ground that hates me.

"Geez, what's with the hurry?"

Huh? I opened my eyes to see Sasori with his one arm supporting me from falling to the ground.

"Uwah! What the hell? Sasori? Eek, I'm sorry!" I yelled as I stood up straight.

He chuckled. Um, okay?

"You never answered my question, what's with the hurry?" he asked again.

"Huh? Oh, yeah! I was supposed to meet you at the park and I was late leaving home. Were you heading there too?"

Sasori sweat dropped.

"Yuzuki, you just passed the park. See," he said and put his hand on the top of my head and forced me to look to the right.

"Oh," I said surprised as I noticed I was a few feet pass the park.

Sasori shook his head.

"You idiot. Come on, let's start walking," he said while smiling.

"Hey!" I whined as I ran slightly to catch up.

He laughed and I stuck my tongue out.

Before long, we had reached school and I had found out that we were still acting like normal with each other which made me feel relieved considering I was worried that it might be awkward.

We stopped outside the gate where we saw the rest of Akatsuki.

"So-" Hidan started teasingly but was interrupted.

"Sasori-boo!" A girl suddenly screamed as she ran up to Sasori and jumped on him.

"Eh?" Everyone yelled shocked and then sweat dropped.

"Sasori-moo, I missed you!" the girl yelled as she rubbed her D cup breast into his face.

"Rinna? What the? What the hell are you doing here?" Sasori said muffled and he sounded stunned. The Akatsuki gaped at them.

The girl got off him, put her hands on her face dramatically and said, "I couldn't bear not being close to you anymore! So I made Oka-san agree to let me transfer here and now we can be together forever!" She swooned, then she noticed me and her eyes narrowed. "And who are you?"

"Oh hell, un!" Deidara muttered under his breath but loud enough for me to hear.

"Err, um, I'm Yuzuki. Err, nice to meet you?" I said in more of a question then a greeting. What the hell does she mean 'together forever with Sasori'?

"Oh, I heard of you! You're supposed to be showing me around because I'm in all of your classes! But Sasori-poo will be showing me around, I'm sure! You know, since we're in love-"

"Oh, this is going to be great!" Kisame grinning. Rinna took no notice.

"Eh? What do you mean we're in love with each other?" Sasori asked and for the first time ever, I saw him look confused.

Konan slapped her hand against her mouth and was trying to stop herself from laughing. Again, Rinna took no notice.

"Huh, we're going out with each other, Sasori-choo!" she said with starry eyes as she stared up at him.

"This is epic!" Hidan sniggered.

WHAT? Okay, I'm officially confused! And what the hell is with the 'Sasori-boo, Sasori-moo, Sasori-poo and Sasori-choo'? What type of bloody nicknames are those?

Sasori sighed as he sweat dropped.

"Rinna, um, we were never going out and . . . Yuzuki here is kind of my girlfriend," Sasori said nervously. Sasori's nervous?

"Oh burn, un!" Deidara said again while smirking.

Rinna froze. She turned to me like a robot and then she looked me in the eye. OH HELL! What the flip is with her eyes? I thought as she had the most evil, scariest glint I have ever seen! And that's saying something when you live with Umi!

"Crap, she's bloody scary! And that's saying something, considering that's coming from bloody me!" Kakuzu said.

"Girlfriend? Since when?" she asked mechanically.

"Since yesterday," Sasori said once again nervously. I don't blame him.

Her eyes brightened.

"That's good. That means you guys aren't that involved so . . . I won't give up! And I sure as hell won't forgive you for stealing my Sasori! I'll get my Sasori-woo back!" she glared at me again. Eek, wait, Sasori-woo! You got to be kidding me!

"This just keeps getting better!" Hidan said, barely containing himself.

"Sasori-hoo, I need to talk to you in private," she said and dragged him away before you could say "Huh".

I gaped at her. What just happened?

"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi yelled out randomly. The Akatsuki stared at him. Of all times, why now?

The ones who had successfully kept themselves from laughing during that, couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing. Even Konan!

"Jeez, good luck with her, Yuzuki, un!" Deidara said and started laughing again.

"You traitors!" I yelled as I slapped him on the head.

When everyone calmed down, I sighed.

"But seriously, what the hell am I supposed to do? I mean, what the hell is someone supposed to do about a girl who wants to cause you problems the first bloody day you start going out with someone?" I yelled hopelessly.

"Hey, at least it's just her," Hidan said grinning.

Let me just say this, I hate Hidan! Oh dear, beloved Jashin, please, please punish that obnoxious moron for jinxing me!

The moment I arrived at my first class, I was surrounded by girls asking if it was true about me and Sasori. After I said yes, a few squealed in envy but most glared at me like I was the most disgusting thing they had ever seen.

And things didn't get much better when she arrived.

"Class, we got a new transfer student today, Akizuki Rinna. Please take care of her. Tachibana-san, you will be in charge of showing her around," the teacher said.

Rinna smiled innocently but when her purple eyes met mine, I could see Hell.

"Akizuki-san, please take the seat behind Tachibana-san," the teacher said.

Oh, just my luck! Does this teacher hate me or something?

"Yes, sensei!" Rinna said cheerfully and sat down behind me.

"I've got my eye on you," she whispered menacingly.

And she did. All through class she glared at me and whenever someone else came over, she would smile innocently. Especially with the guys. Perverts, I though as every one of them stared at her chest.

Finally after a traumatizing lesson, the bell rang for break.

I sighed in relief. Thankfully Rinna ran out the room saying that she was going to find Sasori. She had also added yet another stupid ending to the end of his name.

I ran up to the rooftop to find everyone already there. Do they just fly up here? They're so quick!

"Hey Yuzuki, how was your first lesson with Sasori's not so-secret admirer?" Hidan asked jokingly. I glared at him.

"Perfect!" I muttered. That was only the first lesson; I can't wait till the rest of the day! It's going to be so much fun! I thought sarcastically.

Umi's POV:

"EH?" I yelled out as I heard what Yuzuki said over the phone. I was surprised when I got a call from Yuzuki. Most of the time, Yuzuki waited till after school to tell me any news but I can see why she had to tell me immediately.

"You're telling me!" she said on the other end.

"Oh, wow! Normally couples only experience problems after a few weeks after they start going out," I said incredulously.

"Well, seems like I'm one of the lucky ones!" she said sarcastically.

"Hey Yuzuki, who're you talking to?" One of the Akatsuki's voices asked in the background.

"No one! Hey, I gotta go, see you later."

"Bye, Yuzuki," I said simply and hung up.

Wow, that girl's got some bad luck! But I also have my own problems. Sasuke.

I grimaced.

"Aww man, where the hell am I? I should have stuck with Yuzuki and then she would have to take me to my beloved Sasori-moo!" a whiney voice said.

Sasori-moo? Seriously? Wait, please don't tell me!

I turned around and gasped in horror. Yeah, she was exactly how Yuzuki had described. And to my misfortune, she spotted me. And boy, was Yuzuki right when she said she had the scariest glare ever.

She rushed over to me.

"Yuzuki! There you are, take me to my beloved Sasori-hey! Where the hell are you going?" Before she could finish her sentence, I had started to run, faster than I had ever run in my life and finally to my favour, she ran out of breath.

"Ugh! What the hell!" she yelled.

I quickly texted Yuzuki what just happened.

My phone beeped, indicating she had replied.

'WHAT? AND YOU JUST BLOODY RAN OFF? THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BLOODY BETTER!' She replied back, sarcastically.

"Umi?"

I looked up and froze. Yeah, for once I agreed to what Yuzuki said. This day just keeps getting better.

Author's note:

Kitty-chan: So how was that for a comeback? And we added a cliff-hanger! ^^

gg-chan: Yup and who do you think is with Umi? Find out in the next chapter!

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