Meet the Potato
A potato was in the cupboard beside three cans of soup, and Sasha's hungry growls were audible nearby...
"Yeah, there she is!" Scout's voice was heard, though the camera still never stopped focusing on a potato...
"You! Stop right where you are, that is an order!" Soldier's voice was heard, Sasha's hungry growls still kept growling. "She's getting away!" Soldier exclaimed. "Do not let her get to the cu..."
But Sasha opened the cupboard and picked a potato up anyway...
"D... Don't do it, girl!" Scout said. "Do. Not. Do it!" Soldier said, but it was too late...
"Om nom nom nom" Sasha's voice was heard, she was eating a potato...
"Oohhhhhhhhh, hell..." Soldier said...
"H.. H.. Hey, let's just calm down here!" Scout said. "You listening? J.. Just.. Oh God! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my go..." Scout's voice was stopped as Sasha's footsteps were heard gathering speed. A can of soup fell over, and the cupboard door opened slightly...
"Ahahahahaha!" Sasha laughed happily...
"My blood! S.. She punched out all my blood!" Scout's voice heard as his blood was spilling on the floor, then more thuds were heard next...
"Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..." Soldier's voice heard, and the sound of broken bones was heard...
"You call that breaking my spine?" Soldier said. "You Survey Corps ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if..." Then a loud crack was heard, the cupboard door closed and opened again. The floor was covered with blood and another one of the cans of soup fell over. "Aughhh! My spine!" Soldier screamed...
And the next thing, Sasha was calmly standing in the battlefield, holding potato in here left hand. "Nom nom nom" Sasha took another bite. "Nom nom... Mmmm... Nom" While Survey Corps and Blu team members were fighting each other around her...
In this moment, I am not busy. So I think that I may finish this fanfic by the next week but I'm not sure, everything can happens. Today is potato's turn, everyone who watches AoT know that Sasha likes to eat potato, just like Heavy that likes to eat sandvich and in this fanfic, Sasha is Heavy, so that's why I made this chapter. Anyway, hope you like it and please review!
Shingeki no Kyojin including character belonged to Hajime Isayama.
Team Fortress 2 including character and items belonged to Valve Coporation.
Also, credit is gone to Fil101 in deviantart for inspired me to write this fanfic.
Thank you and hope you like it!
Have a Good Day, mates!