This Means War

On the morning of the next day in the mansion, specifically inside the room where it held the two young killers.

Jane was moaning and turning lefts and rights to block the sunlight that was coming through the window. The lights were directly hitting her in the face and burning her eyes Why did I choose the upper bunk?

She slowly opened her eyes and used her hand to both rubbing them and blocking the light. Her green eyes were finally able to see her surroundings. She turned her head sideways facing the opposite direction of the wall and saw Jeff shirtless facing his back against her combing his hair. Her eyes quickly widened and a light pink blush covered her cheeks.

"Morning" Jeff took her by surprise.

"M-Morning" Jane greeted him and awkwardly began to get up from the bed, but kept her head away from him.

She was now sitting on the edge of the bed, with her feet dangling in the air and head hung up. Jeff finished combing and grabbed his hoodie. He pulled the hood until his head went through it, causing his hair to get messy again.

"Oh come on!" Jane angrily exclaimed. "Why were you combing it if it was gonna get messy again?"

"Just because we are friends now, doesn't mean that I don't get to annoy you" he replied with a chuckle as he made his way to the door. Jane groaned in anger. "Well, at least emotionally" he said before sprinting out of the room.

Her eyes widened and she quickly exclaimed with "HEY!" but Jeff was long gone to hear it.

Jane got down from the bed and walked towards the mirror. She looked at her reflection and saw her cheeks burning red. She quickly shook her head and tried to forget what she just heard. She placed both of her hands on the table and looked deeply into the mirror with narrowed eyes. "Alright Jeff, if that's how you want to play it, then it's fine by me. But know one thing I will get my revenge".

"Jane, are you talking to yourself again?" A voice informed her from the other side of the room, it was Clockwork.

Jane's eyes winded and quickly replied "N-No?!"

Jane walked in the hallway mumbling under her breaths "Stupid Jeff, ruining my favorite slash only dress". She was desperately trying to hide the torn piece of yesterday's incident. Unfortunately, no luck came. She hoped that no one notices it.

She finally reached the kitchen and found everyone there, sitting around the table, laughing and telling stories of their latest kills.

But wait! There was something wrong.

"Where is my seat?" she asked.

Everyone stopped eating and looked towards Jane then around the table and they found no empty seat.

30 minutes ago

"Hey, can someone go and wake up BEN. It's almost breakfast time" Masky asked in the kitchen.

"I'll do it!" Miles volunteered. He got up from his seat and started dragging it.

"Why Are you dragging your seat?" Eyeless Jack wondered.

"You'll find out".

"And that's what happened" Miles finished the story.

"Why were you dragging the chair?" Jane said.

"BECAUSE HE SMASHED IT ON MY HEAD!" BEN exclaimed. "Seriously, didn't anyone see the blood on my head" he angrily said as he pointed to his bloody head, with small pieces of woods still covering his hair.

"Shut up BEN. No one likes you" Eyeless Jack told him.

"Wait, aren't you supposed to be deaf?" Clockwork asked, but apparently, Jack didn't hear him.

"I taught him how to read lips" Shredder answered for him. "I was getting tired of translating everything for him".

"Don't you find it a little creepy?" Justice wondered. "I mean, how will we know if he's reading our lips or not?"

That's just it. You'll never know Eyeless Jack and creepily smiled behind his mask.

Back to the plot now.

Jane face palmed and returned to mumble under her breaths.

"You know, I kind of feel responsible for this, so you can use mine." Miles said. He got up from his chair and offered it to Jane.

"No shit" she muttered one last time.

"Plus, I was done anyway" he said.

Jane took the seat and sat on it.

"And I need to hurry or else I'm going to late for my job".

Everything was dead silence again. The attentions were brought towards Miles this time.

"You have a job?" Jeff asked.

"Ah yeah. Some of us have actual jobs" he answered.

Suddenly, car honks were heard from the outside of the mansion.

"And that's my ride" Miles walked out of the kitchen and soon out of the house.

Almost every proxies rushed towards the windows to see for themselves. They saw a large RV parked in front of the mansion. It's seemed old and rusty, the front door was filled with bullet holes, there was blue smoke coming out of the top vent of the roof, they also saw a human driver.

"Yo Miles! Where have you been bitch?" The driver questioned Miles as he got into the RV. "We're supposed to cook two pounds for today" he added.

"Sorry Jesse" Miles responded.

"Whatever bitch. And stop calling me Jesse. My name is not Jesse!" the teenage driver complained.

"Okay not Jesse" Miles corrected himself.

The engine revved and the RV started to move. The proxies kept watching until the RV was nowhere to be seen.

After the RV was gone, the proxies slowly turned their gaze towards Spectra.

The female proxy noticed the looks and the attentions "What?"

"What the hell was that?" questioned Jeff.

"How should I know" she replied, but the proxies kept on staring at her. "What? Do I look like his babysitter or something?". Toby opened his mouth and was about to respond before she cut him off "No, you know what? Don't answer that".

During the afternoon, Jeff was dead dropped on the couch. Half of his body was dying on the floor and the other half on the couch slowly melting down.

"God, I'm bored!" he whined.

"Why don't you go on a killing spree?" Toby suggested.

Jeff lazily turned his head towards Toby, who was next to him on couch watching TV. "No shit" he sarcastically said. "I can't, I'm grounded" he continued. He raised his voice and yelled "SINCE SOMEBODY WAS CRYING LIKE A BITCH AND SNITCHED!"

"I HEARD THAT!" Jane's voice was heard all the way from the upper level.

"You were supposed to" he muttered under his breath.

"So? Go out with a warning" Toby told him.

Jeff raised an eyebrow and said "Warning?"

"Yeah, everyone gets three warnings before getting kicked out or sent to the dungeon. Except for me and Miles" Toby replied.

"And why is that?" he said.

"Uh, because we're special. Duh!" he replied.

"Or maybe because you two are retarded" he commented.

Toby groaned in anger and was about to respond to that before something caught his attention on the TV. "Ha! Ha! Ha! He kicked his nuts" he burst out of laughter as he pointed at the squirrel that kicked off the other squirrel's nuts of the tree.

Jeff shook his head out of pity, but thought about what the retarded just said Three warnings, Huh? he gathered all of his strength and got himself off the couch.

He was about to head for the door before "JEFF! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!"

His eyes widened and quickly recognized the voice. He quickly turned the door's handle and dashed out of the mansion not bothering to close it.

Jane stormed down and looked everywhere for the killer, but he was gone. She found Toby sitting on the couch and decided to ask him "Hey, do you know where Jeff is?"

"Yeah, he just went on a killing spree" he answered.

Jane eyed the opened door, but before she took another step, Toby grabbed her arm and stopped her.

"Before you go, do you want to hear a joke I just heard on TV" he joyfully pleaded.

Jane rolled her eyes and sighed "Okay, but make it quick".

He happily jumped off the couch and began telling his joke "So, A black guy an Asian and an Arab walk into a bar..." before he could say another word, Jane raised her hand to stop him.

"I've heard enough. I'm out of here" she walked to the door.

"But it's so funny!" Toby whined. He rubbed his chin with his hand to think for a second "Maybe Masky wants to hear the joke. Hey Masky! Do you wanna hear a joke!" he called.

"Shut up Rogers! I still haven't forgiven you for what you have done to my cheesecake!" Masky yelled back.

"Come On! How do you lose a killer in the middle of daylight" Jane whined as she leaned her back against a wall of an alley.

She has been searching for Jeff for nearly two hours now, but without a single luck. She searched in everywhere she thought Jeff could be. She had been hunting him down for years. Could she be getting bad at the one thing she dedicated in her life to?

Suddenly she felt her luck was about to change. Police sirens were heard from a distance and a smile of happiness crossed her face as she leaned against the wall. She took a peek at the direction of where the sirens were heard. The sirens were getting closer and closer with each second, and her smile grew wider with it. Finally the moment that she has been waiting for...

...Did not come

Instead, a large RV dashed on the road, following it was two DEA Jeeps. And you will never guest who was inside the RV.

That's right, it was Miles and not Jesse.

Miles was holding the steer wheel as he tried to keep the RV under control. "Damn it Jesse! We really 'Methed' it up this time" Miles said while laughing at his pun.

"Can you please stop talking and focus on not getting us killed" 'Jesse' growled.

"Alright, not Jesse" Miles stopped and focused more on driving.

"My name is not not Jesse!"

"Come on!" Jane angrily shouted and started stomping around. "What are the freaking ODDS?" she started hitting and kicking the trashcans to help her to store her anger and calm down.

She was panting and grinding her teeth behind her mask. Her fists were getting tighter. After a few moments, she finally calmed down and leaned her back against the wall for support.

While resting against the wall something crossed her mind "Odds! Of course" she found her answer. "If Jeff didn't want to be found, then he would be in a place crossing no one's mind" she victoriously announced.

"And I really need to stop talking to myself" she said out of the embarrassment.

Meanwhile, in somewhere no one would think about

"Finally!" Jane exclaimed between her pants. She was bent over, and had her hands on her knees. Loud pants were coming out of her mouth, and sweats over her forehead.

"So, you thought you can hide from me, didn't you?" she began. She removed her hands from her knees, and stood still. "If only you didn't underestimate me"

She was standing in front of an old and abandoned house. Not more than two stories tall, with broken windows, dead garden, and many holes on the walls. She took a deep breath before heading towards the door. Her hand touched the door and it automatically began to open. The rusty creak sound echoed through the entire house.

"Oops" she held her hand against her mask where the mouth spot is. She slowly took a step inside the house, and as soon her foot hit the old wooden floor, another creak sound alerted the house again. "Oh for God's sake" she rolled her eyes and walked inside the house.

The house was worst from the inside. Spider webs almost filled in every corner, dust literally covered everything, and it was dark as hell. She noticed some brand new footsteps on the floor and the stairs. This was a proof that someone is upstairs, due to it being fresh.

She started climbing the stairs. As she raced upstairs, she found multiple closed doors. "Alright Jeff. Let's see where you're hiding".

She opened the first door, but she found nothing "Dammit".

She opened the second doors, but which ended with the same results "Seriously?"

"OK, the third time always works" she closed her eyes and opened the door. Slowly opening her eyes, she found...

...Nothing.

"For the love god!" she finally hit the rock bottom.

She eyed the last door, but this time held her knife and walked towards it. "Jeff you better be behind that door or I'll rip your nuts off" she threatened.

She stood in front of the door, but instead of opening it, she kicked it as hard as she could. The door slammed against the wall as she rushed in looking in every corner but found nothing but dust. She screamed from the top of her lungs of rage.

After she was done, she dropped to her knees and gave up. "I give up!" she yelled. "You hear that Jeff? You win" she raised her voice even more.

And all of the sudden she felt left two cold hands grabbing her by the shoulders, which caused her to scream from panic. Her reaction quickly turned from fear to wrath as she heard a very familiar laugh mocking her.

"Oh my god! You should've seen your face!" Jeff stepped out of the shadows while still laughing.

"You son of a bitch!" Jane got back to her feet and held her knife, pointing directly at him.

"Whoa! Take it easy. You might hurt someone" Jeff managed to hold up his hands between the laughs.

"I should be killing you now" she groaned.

"But you can't, you know why?" he paused so Jane could answer, but she only groaned even more. So Jeff answered it instead "Because you will be sent to the dungeon" he laughed again.

"Shut up!" She warned him, but he kept on laughing.

Suddenly a new sound was heard and grabbed both of the killer's attention.

"What was that?" Jeff quickly stopped and asked.

"Yeah, right. As if it isn't one of your stupid pranks" Jane angrily replied.

"Uh... Actually, it's not" Jeff admitted.

Jane scoffed, not believing him, but after seeing the other killer's expression, she became nervous.

Suddenly the front door of the house slammed close creating a huge bang. Both of the killers screamed from panic. It was only moments later when both of them realized that it was probably just the wind.

"Jane, You OK?" Jeff asked.

"Yeah" she replied.

"Good. Now can you please remove your arms around me" he said in an annoyed tone.

Jane looked at him, then at herself and found her arms wrapped around him. Her eyes widened and a deep red blush covered her cheeks. Thankfully, she was wearing a mask or Jeff would see it and tease her for the next month.

Everything happened so fast that even Jeff had his arms wrapped around her.

Jane tried to set herself free, but she couldn't, she was stuck. "I can't move!" she panicked.

"Neither can I" Jeff panicky said between his struggles.

A weird smell caught Jane's nose and she found the reason of their little problem.

"Jeff, why do I smell glue?" she told him in an angry tone.

Jeff was offended at the way Jane addressed him, so he responded with "What? You want to tell me that you never sniff glue?"

Jane's brain began to boil and her eyes started to twitch behind her mask. She wanted to grab Jeff by the neck and strangle him to death. Or tie his arms and legs to separate cars and rip him in half. A lot of crazy torture idea came to her mind, but she quickly calmed down. And without wasting any time, she kneed him in the leg, the same leg she bandaged last night.

Jeff screamed from out of pain and began to curse "What the fuck was that about?!"

Jane smiled in relief as she took all of that anger off her chest, she then responded "That's for all of those hours I wasted on finding you and for finding your clothes on around the room again".

However, Jeff kept on cursing.

But, wait! What happened to Miles

Miles and not not Jesse were watching their RV being crushed and destroyed in the junk yard. Both of their experiences were unchanged and filled with sadness and disappointment.

They didn't seem to be fine at all, until Miles said "Well, not not Jesse. It seems that this is the end".

Jesse said nothing and didn't bother correcting him. Instead, he kept on watching what was left of the RV.

"Don't worry, we will be back. And this time we will be stronger than ever".

Jesse looked at his partner.

"They might take our RV but they will never take our meth".

Jesse smiled and his hopes rose a bit.

"I think I finally understand. This whole time you were caring for us and the business" he said.

"I'm glad you understand" Miles smiled. "Because I'm leaving you".

Jesse's smile quickly dropped "W-What?"

"Yeah, It turns out that a sheriff wants my help to fight off against zombies in the near future where no one uses the word zombie" he scratched the back of his head from the awkward moment."If you ask me fighting zombies is easier than cooking meth."

"B-But what about the whole speech... And about not giving up" Jesse desperately tried to convince him.

"Dude, Look at me" he pointed at himself. "I'm a drug lord. I'd probably die in the end when this whole is over. I'd probably be sacrificing myself to save you. Also, I watched your girlfriend die. Sorry".

"But... What..." Jesse shattered.

"So, Have an A-one and I'll see in never" he shared one final laugh before leaving his former partner.