A/N: LOL I find it amusing that most of you found Giotto's age funny. I do to! XDD oh and I'm sorry this took so long….*sighs* It's really hot here and so I get lazy, anyways I hope I did better in this chapter~ Enjoy~
This first part is just replies to the reviews~ feel free to read ahead:
Lynne-Chann: Thanks! I'm glad you like the childish Giotto~ for I do to~ LOL! Yea I happen to know that Hibari's favorite foods are hamburgers and Salisbury steak but I decided to add that later on. I happen to love marshmallows too~
Breathless02: Thanks~ hmm~ I dunno~ Oh and apparently they don't change back when they drink his…um...You know…LOL!
Jacky-lulu: Thanks~ I'm glad you like it~
Heavensentskysky: Haha! Way true! Poor poor tsuna~ glad you like it~
Roxprincess741: Yeah for Giotto~ Not even his age can stop him from being so damn sexy! XDD
Kichou: Ohmigod! How do you keep guessing what might happen next? I'm starting to think that you really do have ESP…anyways that aside Thanks~ I'm glad you like it~
Orcux: LOL! I'm glad that you really like this story~ and Yes. He is that Giotto who rolls around the rug. XDD and thanks for the praise~ I appreciate it~ hopefully you'll find this one the same~
Nekokratic: Haha! Indeed he will~ Oh and I'm glad you find my stories interesting I have a new one in the making~ I think you might like it~
x. Yuee .x: LOL, actually I was deciding between Xanxus or Byakuran but decided to go with Byakuran~ XDD Why is everyone so cracked up on Giotto's age? XDD to be honest it was really supposed to be 50 or something…
Chocolate Pockey-chan: Thanks~ I'm glad you love this~
Smiling Moon: Thanks I'm glad you like this~ Yep. I am~
Twilightserius: *nods* like I said. I LOVE to bully Tsuna~
Ikuikumaki: Really? Thanks~ I'm glad you love it~ Ah…no need for such a high praise…Hopefully you'd like this chapter too~
Chapter 4
It was a beautiful morning and Tsuna stirred awake.
He was quite happy that he managed to get up earlier than he used to.
He decided to stretch, only to find it impossible. For he felt this weight pressed onto him.
The brunette opened his eyes, now completely awake and was greeted by Mukuro's sleeping face and he was snuggling himself comfortably on Tsuna's warmth.
Tsuna almost gave a loud scream, how the hell does he always get in here? Oh right…This was Mukuro he was talking about. Tsuna unconsciously scurried backwards only to hit another body, Arms wrapped securely on his slim waist and he felt even breathing on his ear.
Tsuna shuddered; the warm breath sent tingling sensations down Tsuna's spine. To make matters worse, Mukuro kept nuzzling on his chest, the Siamese's hand wandering downwards before stopping on his butt. Tsuna flushed a healthy shade of red.
He then felt a leg grind in between his inner thighs.
Oh God. No. Hell no. This was NOT happening. Tsuna thought to himself like a mantra.
Who was the one behind him!
Tsuna tried to stifle a moan, It grinded again and Mukuro was now rubbing his face into Tsuna's hardening nipples. The Siamese's hand gave his ass cheeks a light squeeze. Tsuna bit his lip as he almost let out a choked gasp.
He was beginning to feel dizzy. The room swirled.
It grinded again,
Tsuna's eyes immediately closed, his mouth forming into a small "O".
He couldn't move. And he needed to get to school!
The hand on his waist began to travel downwards too…
'Crap.' Was all Tsuna could think of.
It brushed against Tsuna's clothed erection.
Enough was enough…
Tsuna screamed.
The two bodies that snuggled close around him woke up.
"Oya? Good morning Tsunayoshi-kun~" The indigo-haired man chimed.
"Herbivore, what are you doing being so loud in the morning?" The skylark grumbled.
Oh…so it was Hibari behind him…
Anyways that wasn't the problem…
"Me! What are you two doing in my bed!" Tsuna squeaked.
The two seemed to raise a brow and then realized what the brunette meant.
"You." The skylark said menacingly.
"Kufufufu~ I thought I told you not to follow Tsunayoshi-kun anymore…"
"Same for you, pineapple, I was here first."
"I-I don't care who came in first!" Tsuna interrupted. He was clearly being forgotten and if they haven't realized…he was also still sandwiched between them.
"P-please get off; I have to get to school!"
"Why in such a rush, Tsunayoshi-kun~?" The other cooed in a sultry voice.
"That's cause I'd be punished if I came late to school again!"
"Tch. Herbivore I'll bite to death all those who'd try to harm you…Only I am allowed to do such things to you."
Tsuna inwardly facepalmed.
'Not that kind of punish!'
Were all his cats perverts!
The answer to that, Tsuna, is a big fat yes.
"Who said you could-"he muttered tiredly.
"I did." Was the immediate reply of the other.
Then the two locked into a staring contest, which Tsuna immediately lost to.
Tsuna then mentally concluded that Hibari was to be feared…
It should be illegal to have eyes that can scorch others with just a stare.
"Think what you like, skylark-kun, but Tsunayoshi is mine."
"No. I'm not." Tsuna muttered and still sandwiched between the two.
"I don't remember agreeing to that." Hibari glared venomously and if possible the tension in the room intensified but the Siamese did not falter.
"Kufufufu~ nobody cares on what you agree to…"
"I'll bite you to death."
"Hiiie! Please no fighting in my room!" Tsuna screeched 'and if you're going to bite Mukuro to death do it outside!' Tsuna mentally added.
Then the door opened.
"Juudaime! What are those bastards doing in your room!"
"Haha! Cool~ a sleepover! Can we join next time?"
"Baseball idiot! Hey you! Stop impurifying Juudaime with your Illuminati ways!"
"Kufufufu~ who's the Illuminati?"
"Mou~ Tsu-chan! How could you?"
"Eh?"
"Sleeping with both Kyo-chan and Nappo-chan! I wanted to make you feel loved too!"
"Hiiie! It's not like that! Nothing happened!"
"Eh? Tsuna slept with both Hibari and Mukuro?" Yamamoto inquired
"No! Yamamoto! It's not like that!"
"How dare you rape Juudaime!" Gokudera said accusingly.
"Oya? We did not. He was quite willing~"
"Hiiiie! Lies! Lies! Gokudera-kun don't believe him!"
"See! It is true, you rapist!"
"He did not rape me either!"
"Kufufu~ Think what you like Dog-san. But I know when I say Tsunayoshi-kun had the night of his life."
Reborn happened to pass by and gave a knowing smirk.
"Don't worry, Dame-Tsuna likes getting passed around, he loves the attention. I could hear the moans all the way to the guest room."
"Liar! Reborn stop making it worse!"
"Tsu-chan! Do it with me now too!"
"Juudaime…y-you actually did those…?"
"N-no it's not what you think! Reborn-"
"Reborn too? Wow Tsuna you're really loved, haha!"
"For crowding I'll bite you all to death."
Ah…they seemed to forget that Hibari was there.
Tsuna was nearly on the brink of tears.
Then Reborn came back. "Oh and Dame-Tsuna, something's burning in the kitchen."
"Hiiie!" The brunette managed to get the strength he needed to push his perverted harem away and rushed to the kitchen. He followed the smoke and saw Reborn sitting on the sofa in the living room, calmly drinking an espresso while reading the newspaper.
Why isn't he doing anything!
Tsuna entered the kitchen and saw what seemed to be Giotto flipping burnt pancakes.
Tsuna grimaced.
"Giotto…what are you doing…?"
"Making pancakes~" The other replied still occupied with his work.
"I see…but why?"
Giotto turned around and was a little surprised.
"Humn? Ah! Tsunayoshi I wanted to surprise you with the sweet smell of breakfast!" He beamed.
No actually he awoke to the grinding of his pervert cats.
Tsuna rushed to the burning stove and turned it off.
"It's Ok Giotto, there's no need…"
"Aww, you don't like breakfast in bed…?"
"No, it's not that…"
"You don't like pancakes?"
"No. Giotto…you can't cook…can you?" It was more of a statement.
"Nope~" He replied happily.
Tsuna facepalmed,
He appreciated the thought, really. But he'd rather not have his apartment burned down.
What time was it anyway?
He remembered leaving his watch in the bath…
"Oh and I accidentally flushed your watch down the toilet…" Giotto added sheepishly.
Silence…
And for a second Giotto thought he heard a crack…
"Tsunya...?"
More silence...
"You're mad at me…aren't you…?"
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After going to school, Tsuna finished work and headed for home, hoping yet again that the damage wasn't too grave.
He caught sight of the apartment and sighed in relief.
'Good, it was still in one piece.'
Tsuna stayed at the 6th floor in room 27, next to him, room 26, was where Irie used to stay but is now vacant. In room 28 was where one of Dino's old friends Colonello lived in with his girlfriend, Lal Mirch. On room 29 was where a man named Kawahira stayed at and on room 30 was some family he had not met yet.
And Tsuna was quite happy in where he lived. For on the 10th floor was where his childhood crush, Sasagawa Kyoko and her older brother lived.
The brunette then arrived home, and unlocked the door with his keys.
"Tadaima," He muttered softly.
"Juudaime?"
Tsuna blinked. 'Oh it was Gokudera…wait-why was he rushing towards him-! Oh God!
"W-wait Gokudera! Y-you're not a cat any-Hiiieeee!"
"Juudaime!" The Balinese exclaimed as he jumped on the brunette, both landing on the floor with a soft thud.
"Itai itai…" Tsuna muttered before he felt something wet on his cheeks.
Tsuna blushed upon realization.
G-Gokudera w-was licking him!
Gokudera seemed to be unaware of his current state and just began showering Tsuna with licks.
When the tongue had reached his neck, Tsuna involuntarily let out a soft moan.
"Oohh…"
That seemed to snap Gokudera from his ministrations and flushed bright red. He quickly got off the other and started bowing profusely.
"Forgive me Juudaime! I unconsciously harassed you! I shall accept any punishment! Forgive me, Juudaime! I didn't know what I was-"
"I-it's ok, Gokudera-kun…" Tsuna reassured, still blushing though.
"B-but Juudaime…"
"It's fine, really." Tsuna beamed cutely as he patted the others head.
That seemed to silence the other, the Balinese gave a quiet nod his face flushed red.
Tsuna knew the other didn't mean any harm, he was still probably getting used to being a human and forgot.
"Have you eaten anything?" Tsuna asked absentmindedly as he took of his shoes.
"Umn…no…not since breakfast…" Gokudera mumbled shyly.
"What! You haven't eaten! It's already 5:00, why!" He exclaimed.
"I thought we weren't allowed to…"
"Of course you're allowed!" I wouldn't let you guys starve, come on, I'll make you something you like." Tsuna said hurrying towards the kitchen.
The Balinese seemed taken aback before following the brunette. He was happy that his master's attitude had not changed towards them since the transformation.
"What would you like to eat?"
"Anything you make is fine Juudaime."
"Then are fried soba noodles OK? They're faster to make."
"Yes! Of course!" Gokudera replied eagerly.
As the brunette began chopping the vegetables a thought came to his head.
"Hey, Gokudera-kun, can I ask you something?"
"Sure! Anything Juudaime!"
"Ok umm…Why do you call me Juudaime?" he had always wondered about that...
The other seemed taken aback and was reluctant to answer.
Tsuna noticed this.
"Oh but it's Ok, you don't have to force yourself to answer, sorry I was just-"Tsuna rambled on stirring the noodles faster.
"September 10th"
"Eh?"
"The day we met was September 10th, that day you saved me, It was the day right after my Birthday, I used to spend it alone…but that day you protected me, despite my rude behavior…I began treasuring that day since and I thought that meeting you on that day must have meant something…On September 10th I realized that meeting you was the best kind of gift I could ever have…" Gokudera explained.
Tsuna who was in mid-stirring paused, he turned to look at Gokudera whose bangs covered his eyes and flushed a deep red.
Gokudera…actually thought of him that way…?
Tsuna undeniably felt touched and without knowing, gave the Balinese a warm smile.
Gokudera who seemed to notice the silence looked up to see Tsuna who was smiling cutely at him. He blushed and bowed his head low, ears perked down and too embarrassed to speak.
It was Yamamoto who broke the silence.
"Mmm…Something smells good~!"
"Oh! Yamamoto! I'm making fried soba noodles" Tsuna queried.
"Yeah~ Fried soba~" He chimed cheerfully, his tail swishing happily.
"Baseball idiot…" Gokudera grumbled from his seat. He was annoyed that his precious alone time with Tsuna ended.
"You can sit next to Gokudera; I'll be done in a few minutes."
"Mm!" The Bombay replied sitting next to the Balinese.
"Gokudera?"
"What!" He grumbled.
"Why is your face so red? Yamamoto pointed out. "Haha did something happen between you and Tsuna?"
Bulls eye.
Good job Yamamoto.
Tsuna blushed as Gokudera stood from his seat.
"Damnit you, baseball freak!"
"Haha, you're so funny Gokudera!"
"Alright break it up you two, here's your food." Tsuna intervened before Gokudera went on a rampage on poor Yamamoto.
"Thank you Juudaime!"
"No problem!"
"Hee hee Thanks, Tsuna!" Yamamoto said as he slurped the soup happily.
"Mind your manners baseball idiot!" Gokudera fumed.
Tsuna just sighed happily.
Things haven't changed one bit.
Afterwards it seemed that one by one the other cats went into the kitchen to eat after smelling Tsuna's delicious cooking.
Except for three,
Apparently Reborn went out for a bit, Byakuran chose to eat marshmallows. He wasn't a cat now so he had every damn right to eat them! And well…Giotto was still sleeping.
Tsuna went to his room to call the blonde…only to find him asleep on Tsuna's bed.
"Giotto…wake up…Yamamoto's gonna finish your food if you don't hurry." He tried.
Soft mumbling, but no signs of awareness, the blonde's face buried onto Tsuna's pillow.
Tsuna sighed.
'Not again…'
He went closer to shake the blonde awake; as he came closer he heard a few mutters from the blonde. "Tsunya….come home soon…" Then it was followed by incoherent mumbling.
Tsuna's heart skipped a beat.
Really…his cats should stop doing this to him. It was too much for his heart. They were just too sweet…but Tsuna was undoubtedly happy.
The brunette hugged him from behind and kissed the back of his head softly.
"Arigatou…Giotto."
Tsuna came back to the kitchen later to see Gokudera and Mukuro arguing yet again, Yamamoto began crying apparently all his soba noodles fell on the floor, Hibari had left to eat in silence, and Byakuran was now choking for he completely gobled up the marshmallows all in one go. Tsuna sighed at the sudden feeling of déjà vu.
Around 8:00, Reborn still hadn't come home and everyone decided to tell ghost stories except for Hibari who hated to mingle with crowds.
It was currently Mukuro's turn.
They had formed a circle, with Byakuran at the left-most, then Yamamoto, next to him was Tsuna, and Giotto was listening fearfully from behind the brunette, Gokudera then Mukuro.
After hearing Mukuro's story the lights went off causing everyone to go into shock.
"Hiie!" Tsuna screamed, clinging onto Yamamoto.
"Juudaime!" Gokudera yelled clinging onto Tsuna protectively yet scared as well.
"Tsu-chan!" Byakuran too, clinged onto Tsuna not wanting to be left out.
"Tsu-nyaa!" Giotto screamed, obviously frightened and glomped Tsuna from behind.
"Haha! I like it when we all cuddle like this." Yamamoto said innocently.
Everybody seemed to deadpan.
Oh Yamamoto, how we love you and your ditziness…but now was not the time.
"W-wait, H-Hibari-san…he—"
"Don't worry Juudaime! He's strong enough!"
"Yea! Hibari can handle anything!"
"Then w-we should look f-for him, just in case…" Tsuna said.
"But we need flashlights first." Byakuran added.
"Umn…you're right." Tsuna agreed.
"Tsunya! I'm scared…" Giotto clinged tighter onto him.
"Yes, Giotto. I know." Tsuna sweatdropped, by the tight death grip he had on his neck, it was quite obvious..
"Why don't we split up?" Yamamoto suggested.
"NO!" Three of them chorused.
"I just thought it would be easier to find the flashlights and Hibari if we did Haha!"
"Baseball idiot…"
"Wait…Mukuro's been awfully quiet lately." Tsuna said suddenly. "M-Mukuro…?"
The group looked to where Mukuro was previously sitting before the lights came out.
No answer.
He was gone.
Then Gokudera came up with the most logical explanation.
"Aliens! He was taken by aliens!"
"E-eh! Why!" Tsuna panicked.
"It's what he gets for always humping Juudaime all the time! That damn illuminati!"
"G-Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna blushed. "W-wait…I don't see Byakuran either…"
They checked behind.
No one was there.
"They took him too…" Yamamoto said suddenly, a serious expression on his usual happy face.
"Hiiie! D-don't say that as if you saw!" Tsuna exclaimed.
"Tsuuunyaaa!" A frightened Giotto clinged.
Oh great after Mukuro and Byakuran were stolen by 'aliens' and now Giotto was choking him with a vice grip.
"J-J-Judaime, let's not split up a-and let's quickly look f-for the flashlights…"
"Umn…" Tsuna agreed.
One by one…
They were killed…
From the strongest to weakest,
"Hiiie!" Tsuna screamed as he recalled Mukuro's story.
"Haha! Isn't this a little familiar? Just like Mukuro's story!" Yamamoto beamed as he moved forward, with Tsuna, Gokudera and Giotto behind.
"I-idiot! Stop pointing it out!"
"You noticed it too, Gokudera?"
"Of course! I'm not an idiot!"
Then the front door opened
"Hiiiee!"
"The aliens! It's the aliens!"
Giotto had officially passed out due to shock.
"Tch. Dame-Tsuna, what are you all doing up so late?"
Then the lights suddenly came on.
"R-Reborn?" Tsuna asked, temporarily blinded by the sudden brightness.
"The one and only." The other replied as he came in.
"Where were you? There was a brownout!"
"That pineapple Illuminati and marshmallow brain were taken by aliens!"
"Hah! You're still saying that Gokudera? You're so funny!"
"Shut up baseball idiot! It's true!"
"What's with all the racket?" Mukuro said while coming out from one of the rooms.
"Mukuro! You're Ok!" Tsuna exclaimed.
"Kufufufu~ missed me?" The Siamese amused himself on his owner's flushed state before continuing." When the lights came off I simply went to look for a flashlight." He said waving the object in hand. "But it seems that the lights have come back on…"
"T-then Byakuran…."
"Hoe? The lights are back on?"
Speak of the devil…
Byakuran came out of the kitchen holding a bag of marshmallows. "Haha I was afraid they'd get ruined if the refrigerator didn't keep it cold so I just had to make sure~"
Tsuna sighed in relief.
So he was ok too…
"So they weren't taken by aliens…"
"Aliens?" Mukuro rose a brow.
"T-then what about Hibari-san?"
"Hm? I saw Hibari on my way back here, mumbling something about disturbing his nap, damn brownouts and bite to death yaddah yaddah…" Reborn said uninterestedly.
"Hiiie! We have to stop him! The lights are back so it's ok!"
"Let him be, besides, its way pass your bedtime, Dame-Tsuna and you still have school tomorrow."
"But-!"
"And as for your earlier question… I was out buying this." He said, showing the item in view.
It was a black first-edition Czech CZ75. It glinted evilly.
"Hiiie! How'd you even manage to get that!"
"I have ways, Dame-Tsuna." The Turkish Van smirked. "And now is the perfect time to try it."
"Eh?"
He pointed the gun at them.
"Wait! A-are you gonna shoot us!"
"If you don't hurry to bed, then yes." Was the immediate reply.
"Haha! But Giotto's passed out!" Yamamoto stated cheerfully.
"Drag him."
"Hiiie! Reborn!"
"I'll count to five Dame-Tsuna, and by then you should all be in you're rooms."
"But Giotto!"
"…1"
"You can't be serious!"
"…2"
"Reborn!"
"…3"
Hiie! Ok ok! I'm going!"
The next day…
Tsuna learned that:
One, it was a freaking Saturday and therefore had didn't have school.
And two, Hibari had bitten to death the administrators of the apartment and was arrested for violence and attempted murder.
So now, here they were, spending the Saturday morning trying to bail Hibari out of jail.
They had to agree eventually…
For nothing could keep Hibari Kyoya locked in forever, and would probably bite those responsible for locking him in.
a.k.a The guards.
Tsuna was more worried for the police being bitten rather than the skylark. He appeared to be in good shape although pissed. Very pissed.
As Hibari was released and almost attacked a nearby guard while at it,
Tsuna then decided to never trust Reborn again.
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After the incident, Tsuna and his group went home. When Tsuna opened the door he saw a letter underneath and opened it.
Tsuna couldn't believe it.
He stared at the letter for probably the 50th time.
His caramel eyes wide with fear upon every word they came across.
He felt faint.
What was he gonna do? How was he going to explain? Why tomorrow! It was too soon!
He started to panick…
'This can't be happening!'
Dino was coming over.
~End of Chapter 4~
OMAKE
Each of the cats had a specific human rival for Tsuna's attention, and so a one-sided feud began between Tsuna's pets and probable suitors.
Reborn V.S. Colonello
Reborn never did like that blonde. Everything about him screamed 'threat' to the Turkish van. The cheerful blonde would often visit his Tsuna and was too touchy-feely. He would watch whenever the two would interact. Reborn would always try to get Tsuna's attention and when the blonde would try to pat him he'd hiss menacingly.
One time, the blonde gave Tsuna a good-bye kiss on the lips and that was all it took to for Reborn to go into a rampage and attacked Colonello's face, much to the others amusement and a hysterical Tsuna.
It was a day not to be forgotten.
Colonello still visited but Tsuna always remembered to watch out for Reborn then on.
For Reborn was not to be underestimated.
~End~
A/N: Omigawd….Another long chapter….*Dies* Need ice cream…and LOL Gokudera and his aliens… Ah the tuna bicycle just can't get enough of it~ Hah! Didn't think I could make this story scary did you? Just kidding and Yeah I will be making Omake's from now on~
Anywho I'm keeping this short, R&R please~ It's what keeps Giotto happy and young~
Spoilers: Unexpected visits, bath time and bed time naughtiness, cute twins, slight 1827 and more fanservice~