A/N – Congratulations to TeamGlimmer, who had my favourite title for Foxface's magazine. (I shortened Foxing Around: Sneaky secrets to just Foxing around as this is a little shorter and sweeter.)
So you win – well, nothing.
I haven't managed to include EVERYONE'S gifts – (I'm a poo)
Dear Johanna
Sorry I voted you out!
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Johanna: About time...
Gale's POV
PEENISS IN THE KITCHEN?
Peeta Mellark and Katniss Everdeen, both 18, were spotted in the kitchen of the Forever Everdeen house yesterday, TALKING and SMILING! They must be in love!
I camped outside of Peeta's room until he had to come out for food and water, and then shoved my microphone and camera (Thanks to the nice sponsors) I guess you could call it an interview.
I: So Peeta, what's it like dating Katniss?
P: How did you get in my closet?
I: The world WANTS to know Peeta, is Katniss a good kisser?
P: Umm, I guess…
I: So you don't think she's a good kisser?
P: What? No! I mean - Yes... wait, what was the question?
I shove the issue of Foxing Around to the floor, kicking it again and again. UGH! This is HORRIBLE! (Luckily I've had all the seasons of Gossip Girl to get me through this torture.)
I'm hoping Katniss and Peeta won't date once I've destroyed him (It would be hard)
ANYWHOO
Katniss and GALE are going to be the next Forever Everdeen Power couple! Yes! That's going to be me who has reporters camping outside MY room, hiding in MY closet and shoving a microphone into MY face.
Clove and I have a master plan. First, we are going to reveal Glimmer's big secret. This will make Cato angry and he will break up with Glimmer and Clove will comfort him. (They fall in love and whatever)
Then, I will make a move on Katniss, and I will comfort Katniss, Peeta will come, by that time we'll be kissing (Or more if it goes well) then, Peeta will come in (Clove will make sure he comes in at the right moment) he'll run out crying, into the road, and BAM. He gets hit by a bus. (I have "Help" who will make sure a bus DOES come) and the rest is history! Katniss and I get married, and have many, many babies.
Katniss's POV
Hmmm, I really want a cookie.
Yeah, okay, I'll go get a cookie from the kitchen, I saw Peeta bake some tis morning, they'll be cookies.
I go into the kitchen to see a horrible sight.
Johanna. Eating. The last. Cookie.
Nooooooooooooo!
"Johanna!" I yell, "Why are you eating the last cookie?"
"I was hungry!" She insists "What are YOU going to do about it? I just polished my axe (Thanks reviewers!) and I' LOVE to test it out..."
I just grumble on my way out. I've NEVER been so angry. NEVER!
There are some presents on my bed from reviewers. Good, something to brighten up this dark depression.
The first box is small, and I open it up... a box. A blue velvet box! I flip it up to find a ring! A diamond! Inside is a note!
"Will you marry me?"
-Peeta
I gasp, and flip over the note, to find ANOTHER NOTE!
LOL jks
-Pinkpanda123
P.s - the diamond's fake
RAAAAGGGEEEE!
Okay, next gift. I open it.
And all I can say is...
WTF?
"How to identify a chicken's gender" by SkyeElf
Okay, when will this come in useful? I hate chickens, even the author's name is weird. Seriously, how can an elf live in the sky?
Still in a bad mood I take out my computer a log onto fanfiction. I notice a SYOT is on the first page, and I clickon it, seeing ony one spot is open; for the District 7 girl. I just can't resist! I go onto reviews a type in:
Name: Johanna Mason
District: 7
Personality: Very annoying and greedy (AND ALWAYS TAKES THE LAST COOKIE!) Not friendly and no-one likes her, oh, and she also stinks of a rotten fish coated in onion juice wrapped in a year old cheese.
Looks: Fugly and ugly.
SUBMIT
Johanna's POV
I'm relaxing in the kitchen, enjoying a very nice cookie, when suddenly the room starts to spin and I feel myself teleporting! Suddenly, PLOP! I find myself in a huge woody area.
"30."
What the... where am I? I'm on a metal circle... wait... this is the arena! I'm surrounded by amazingly beautiful Mary-Sue's who are all flawless, one next to me has knee length hair and five inch glittery eye-lashes...
Wait...
I'M IN A FANFICTION SYOT!
Gale's POV
What's this? A party invite? Oooooooh!
Dear Gale Hawthorne
You are formally invited to the wedding of
Peeta Mellark
and
Katniss Everdeen
FFFFFUUUUUUUU
Meanwhile in the basement
Haymitch: Buttercup? Buttercup? BUTTERCUP WHAT THE-
Buttercup: AHH!
Haymitch: Why are dressed like sailor moon?
Buttercup: Umm, well, HEY LOOK A GIANT BEER! -runs away-
Haymitch: BUTTERCUP!
Buttercup: What?
Haymitch: Look, I think Prim's cheating on you! With a puppy!
TO BE CONTINUED!
Hi guys! Really Sorry I didn't get all gifts in. I think I might start only including the most imaginative gifts, sorry! It's really hard including EVERYONE's gifts, I'll try and include as many as possible.