Disclaimer: Why do I fail to find something creative to put here. Still don't own.

Chapter VI: Awkward + Awkward = Awkwardly Embarrassing.

The next morning the situation was kind of hectic. If there had ever been calmness in the house, it was gone now for sure. Even Lexaeus, who was usually in his room or out of the house, was running around downstairs, not knowing what to do. Xemnas had ordered everyone to be quiet, but it was useless. Zexion was running around, shouting that the end was near. Demyx was following Zexion, but was being clumsy and bumped against practically every object or person in his way. Another noisemaker was Marluxia, who had been disturbed in his beauty nap (again), which pretty much pissed him off.

The only little bit of peace and quietness could be found in the upper room, where two boys were sleeping. One cute little blonde with lynx ears and a tail and a bigger, but not less cuter redhead. The two of them were cuddling together in Axel's small bed. Roxas was still sleeping, but Axel was awake and playing with Roxy's perfect hair.

"Good morning, sunshine." Axel whispered, hoping that this would wake Roxas, so he could hear his (probably sweet) voice. He had only heard his name. Roxas moved a bit, but didn't seem to be awake. Only Roxas himself knew that he was awake and that he heard what Axel said, but he was just lying too comfortable next to his new friend. Just as Axel was about to open his mouth again, he was interrupted by the door...or by the person that burst through the door.

"Axel, you faggot." It was the nasty voice of Larxene, the bitch of the House. (Well this is not correct. In fact, Demyx is the House's bitch. Larxene's just very bitchy) Axel covered his and Roxas' nudity. Not that he was totally naked. Axel had given Roxas one of the boxers he had found (read: boxers he had stolen from Zexion. One with skulls on it). As Roxas wasn't used to wearing clothes, Axel didn't give him something else, because he was 99% sure he would take it off. Because Axel always slept with only his boxers on, this night wasn't an exception. Well that was the lie he told himself... The main reason, of course, is obvious. 'Who wouldn't want to sleep with a cute little blondie like Roxy and feel his soft skin?' he thought.

"So this is why you didn't want to date me, huh?" the bitch Larxene asked with her mean voice. "Oh, you like boys, how unnatural! I'll let professor Vexen know that he should examine you. What an interesting theory!" she said, copying Vexen's voice, "A male person who loves another male person. What's the hypothesis?" She fell dramatically on the floor with her hand against her head. "Axel! Axel!" she spoke again with Vexen's voice, "I have some terrible news, you... (she paused to continue the drama) you are gay!" She rolled over the floor, laughing. "Haha, and a fucking pedophile too. Someone!" She couldn't keep herself from laughing. "Someone, save the kid." One whole minute she managed to laugh without a break, until Marluxia came to get her out of Axel's room. "Larxene, I am deeply disappointed in you" Drama Queen number 2 said. "How can you say things like that? By the way it's you who's always failing."

"Why?" Larxene said. " Well, you fell in love with me, while I, with my pink hair and flower obsession, was obviously gay. You stupid woman." Larxene was owned by Marluxia's "intellect". "But...no...I, but Axel..." "Axel was harder to find out, indeed. He's a very good example of a closet gay, you see." Axel exploded. "I CAN STILL HEAR YOU! AND I AM NOT GAY" He ran to the door and slammed it against their noses.

Roxas had crawled from under the sheets and looked at him with big eyes. Axel let out a sigh against the door, mumbling some curses to the pair that had just left his room. He then turned slowly, now facing Roxas and spoke gently to him. " I am so sorry. Normally this is a quiet, nice house, but since your...strange entrance... things are a lot more fuzzled up now."

"Fuzzled is word?" Roxas said slowly (and yes, his voice was hot as hell). Axel stared at him with his mouth opened from astonishment. "You can speak? Whu-What-When? You...speak. Of course you can speak, you're a boy... but you weren't. You were a Lynx and... You can speak?" he repeated again. Roxas blushed because he first thought he had done something wrong. His blush then turned into a smile. "I learn it from listening to you, Akusel." Axel grinned. "Axel. A-X-E-L." Roxas sort of tasted the name in his mouth before saying it out loud. "Axel! I love y-" Axel put his hand on Roxas' mouth. "Don't say a word! The walls do have ears here. I know enough. Come on, we'll look for some clothes for you." Roxas jumped out of the bed, took two wiggly steps and then fell forward. As he tried to embrace Axel in his attempt to save himself, he grabbed the only thing he could hold on to. Axel's boxers. Roxas didn't really seem to understand what he'd done, but Axel sure did. His face was almost as red as his hair. "What is wrong?" Roxas said innocently. "You red!" He pointed at his face. Axel mumbled some things, before quickly pulling his boxers on again. "Let's say there are some things... that you aren't allowed to do in public, Roxy" Roxas looked confused. "Why?" Axel didn't really know an answer for this. "It's just...we can't just all walk around naked all day, you understand?" Roxas shook his head. " Well, it doesn't matter. What's more important... you can't walk." Axel thought for a while. "You need clothes, but you don't fit in mine, so we'll have to borrow some from Zexy." he said with a smirk on his face. "The problem is that Zexy's room is on the first floor, so we'll have to do a lot of stairs. I'll just have to carry you. The easiest way...is to..." Axel now kneeled before Roxas. "Put your arms around my neck." Roxas did so, and they both stood up. Roxas now stood on tip of his toes, very close to Axel. This made Roxas blush slightly, but he didn't know why. Axel would find this situation embarrassing too, but he was too concentrated on carrying the blonde's weight. "Now put your legs around my hips. And do hold on firmly!" This masterplan worked pretty good, even with Larxene around on the 4th floor to scream: "Is that how you fuck your pets, Axel. Kinky!" Axel ignored her and she gave up. One floor lower Roxas started to complain. "What is weird feeling in tummy?" "Hunger" Axel groaned, totally exhausted. "And what is hard thing I fell down?" Axel sighed, moaned, cursed and laughed all in one. "We'll get to that later. Now, let's get something to eat! I'm starving!" On their way down, they passed Xigbar and Luxord, two of the older residents of the House, who were giggling in a corner like two little girls. ("Oy, mate, I didn't know you were a bloody fagot!")

They also barely managed to escape Saïx, Xemnas' "watch-dog". He walked into the elevator and the doors just closed when he was about to shout something to the almost naked pair. (Saïx' thoughts: "What the hell? Wait 'til I tell Xemnas. Oh, Xem Xem, how I long for you! I want to be the 'doggy' as in doggy style." Saïx slapped himself in his face. "What am I thinking?")

Finally they reached Zexion's room, which was of course stocked with bookcases. The floor was covered with books and, you guessed it right, his nightstand wasn't visible anymore because of his pile of books. Despite of all his books, Zexion was always very clean and correct.

Demyx, on the other hand, was more sloppy. For example, one of the things that Zexion really didn't like about his friend, was that he never cleaned the bath tub and that half of the water he used always splashed on the floor. But all in all he loved Demyx.

Just before Axel and Roxas entered the room, Zexion and Demyx had been talking about them. Demyx was sitting on the floor, playing his sitar. "I want your whisky mouth all over my blonde south," he sang out loud and continued with a high opera voice," Zexyyy, Zexyyyyyy! Zexy, Zexy-y-y-y! Do you think Axel is gaaaaaaaay?" Zexion was pretty used to getting stupid questions from his friend, so he had learned to ignore him, but this wasn't such a stupid question at all. "I honestly don't know. I have to admit my curiosity. I thought about Axel's strange behavior myself. What do you think, Dem Dem?" Zexion almost never said Dem, let alone Dem Dem. "He sure is acting weird when he's around Roxas. And he's never had a girlfriend. He didn't want Larxene...though this is no argument, because Larxene is a nasty bitch. Anyway, he looks kinda gayish. So I'd say..." Demyx was interrupted by Axel and Roxas, who bashed through the door, which was open. This is what Zexion and Demyx saw: Axel and Roxas fell on the floor. Axel was now lying on top of the other, almost naked, panting and moaning (of exhaustion, but Zexy and Demy didn't know this). Just guess what Demyx and Zexion were thinking...

AN: You got to love the awkward moments in this chapter. *grin grin* Saix is my favourite in this one .I laughed so hard when I first got this chapter from my friend.

Pwease rewiew. *Demyx puppy dog eyes.*

Thanks a lot to The Lexicon Of Zexion for reviewing. If you thought the story was funny up until now I can only say that the best still has to come.

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