My POV
I sat in my room…er, I mean office, playing World Of Warcraft..I mean, okay fine, I was playing World Of Warcraft. Anyway, I was playing World of Warcraft when my cell phone rang.
I picked it up "Hello, you've reached Daveco. Writing crappy fanfics since 2011."
"Yo David, it's Chris."
"Oh. This better be important, I'm tanking the deadmines."
"Um…just wondering when you want to continue Total Drama."
"Total what?"
"Total Drama Demigods. You know, the only fanfic you have so far…."
"Oh yeah, that. Look, I've been busy." I cheered as I killed an ogre in my game.
"Yeah, really sounds like it. Listen…it's been over a week. Normally I'd like not having to work, but if we don't keep making new episodes, I don't get paid. So you need to get back to work, right now."
"What? Am I not allowed to enjoy spring break?"
"Didn't I just explain? I want to get paid!"
"And I want and army of robots that shoot delicious pizza from their arms and beat up people I don't like, but I ain't getting that either!"
"Well, when the gods get impatient and need someone to blame….."
"I see your point… Okay, I'll get back to work."
"Well I'm sure the readers are getting annoyed waiting, so you better make sure it's good."
"Chris, trust me, I've got big plans. I am going to bring those kids into a realm of madness the likes of which no one should ever endure."
"Now that's what I like to hear!"
"Get ready Chris, cause we aren't playing games anymore…"
"Awesome. Oh, Naruto is on…aw cmon. ANOTHER filler episode?"
I hung up the phone and begun to laugh evilly.
"Time to kick things up a notch. But I need advice on how to make the challenges as annoying, stupid, and confusing as possible. Somebody get me Michael Bay and M Night Shyamalan!" I smiled evilly and got to work.
Hey guys, sorry I haven't updated in a bit. I have had so much writer's block. New chapters are coming, I promise. Thank you for your patience.