As said by Dr. Percival Cox, in the television sitcom 'Scrubs', 'In the immortal words of Daffy Duck, I demand that you shoot me now'.
The punishment I put Yami under turned into pleasure for him when Yugi screwed him senseless for several hours. While Yami had been given the body of a girl.
You see, I'd been experiencing some...cramps in my lower stomach due to...ugh, surely you can guess. And when Yami had said they couldn't have been as bad as they were, I decided he should become a girl for a little while. And I hadn't changed him back yet.
I suddenly smirked and Ryou backed away from me. He knows as well as I do that the smirk on my lips meant I was up to something. And no good could come of it.
I closed my eyes and blinked them back open, then timed by the second on my watch...5...4...3...2...1-
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!" ...0.
Ryou looked at me with that reprimanding glare that I knew wasn't serious, and then giggled with me as we heard another feminine scream we knew was from the muse we all know and adore.
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"...I don't get what is happening."
Yugi looked at Yami incredulously and I did the same. Eventually I opened my mouth. I had to ask. "Yami, do you even know what PMS is?"
"When a girl gets cranky?" he-she shrugged. I turned to Yugi, to find myself glancing at an empty seat. Yugi...had bolted. Yami tugged at my arm again and I swiveled back to face the gender-switched muse, "Why am I..." he grimaced, "bleeding?"
I was going to murder Yugi.
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Half an hour later I came back downstairs, Yami with tears in her eyes and holding her stomach. I was feeling bad for doing this but maybe when he was back to normal he'd be a little more sensitive to when Tea and I have that little problem.
I settled him down on the couch and gave him some painkillers, then grabbed Yugi, dragged him into the kitchen and had him pinned to the countertop. "Yugi Mutou, you are the official human depiction of a rat bastard."
"What the hell did I do?" he asked, terrified of what I'd do to him.
"Do you have any idea what it's like trying to explain the concept of menstruation to a several millennia old gender-swapped spirit of a pharaoh!?" my voice dropped to a whisper to stop myself yelling at my spiky haired muse, "Not only is it embarrassing but I had to teach him..." I winced, "what went where. It might have been a little easier if you hadn't done a runner!"
I'd had to use an old science textbook, and actual 'objects' to explain what was going on while Yami's cramps affected him. My cheeks were burning red and Yugi's eyes were fearful. I calmed a little and passed Yugi a glass of water. "Take this through to Yami, I gave him some pills for the pain but he needs some water to take them." With a final clump around the head with my hand, I let him go with a sigh. Later that evening, I was turning Yami back. It was enough dealing with several muses, but when one of them is experiencing his first...visit from mother nature, it becomes a nightmare.