HAHA I UPDATED AGAIN, BITCHES.

:P.

After the time skip is two hours.

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Chapter 5

The instant Kaneki's back hit the coverlet, in a seemingly automatic move, he threw her through the wall.

Immediately, he clung himself up, peeking through the wall. "Holy shit, Touka-chan-"

He shut up when she threw a bar of soap at his head. Following it, bottles of shampoo and razors, perfumes and hand-towels and hair ties, most of them hitting him, the rest barely missing him.

When she ran out of things to throw, she screamed in frustration and stomped away.

. . . . . . . .. . HAHA YOU THOUGHT I'D MAKE IT SERIOUS . . . . .. . . .. . . . ….

Kaneki woke up when Touka dragged him off the couch and his head slammed into the coffee table.

"Ow—ow-" He warned, but she didn't stop until he was in the kitchen, where she gestured to one chair, sitting in the other. Kaneki cautiously sat, rubbing his head.

"What is this?" He asked, peering into a mug.

"Coffee."

"Black?"

"Just drink your fucking coffee."

Kaneki blinked, but took a reluctant sip. "I-I can taste it!" He gasped. "What—what's in it?"

"It's just coffee." She said, taking a gulp of her own.

"But-"

"Do I look like a liar!" She growled, eyes turning again.

Whoa, still mad, still mad!

Kaneki put his hands up like he was under arrest.

She sighed. "Just drink your fucking coffee," she grumbled.

Kaneki lifted the napkin off of the bowl in front of him, and immediately turned his head to the side, grimacing. "No," he said.

She looked up; sighed. "You have to."

"No—no way. It's not happening."

"THEN KILL YOURSE-" she broke off with an exhale. "Eat it."

"No."

"Eat it!"

"NO!"

Touka's head tilted back a bit, lip curling. "Eat it, now."

Worldlessly, he met her eyes.

"Kaneki. Eat it, or I will shove. It. Down. Your. Throat."

He shook his head wildly, staring at the mess of red and pink and white-ish peach in the bowl.

I can block her, I put her through a wall before.

In the time it took him to blink, she had grabbed a handful of meat and tackled him.

Touka's maaaaad. Still short. But yeah.